I'm sorry, did you say something?

Uh oh! Someone's grumpy.

What did I do?

Exposing us all to mad cow disease...you're lucky you're not drooling, fidgeting, and getting pushed over the side to be eaten by sharks!

Isn't that what we did with Bulmahnaut #13?

Did you guys know that one of those china shop owners is suing us? They hired some gallop-by-night lawyer.

Meh! I ain't worried. The Lord Jason will protect us.

He is mighty...

The goblins even sing a song about him, damn their voices. The words are pretty good, though.

Just keep an eye out for jellyfish.

Damn, that's one big jellyfish.

Mmmmm....Jelly Donut.

Brilliant, 5!

Rigs a net for catching jellyfish.

We're gonna make donuts!

I also heard they're great for PB&Js...

Bulmahnaut #20 wrote:

What did I do?

Exposing us all to mad cow disease...you're lucky you're not drooling, fidgeting, and getting pushed over the side to be eaten by sharks!

Mad? Do you mean crazy mad or angry mad?

I think he means bat s!%$ crazy mad....

I think he means bat s*&# crazy mad....

If you are all going to insult me I won't soak my sandwich in the booze next time!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, booze!

Mmmmmmmm.....booze sandwich

I have created my own "Spanish dip" sandwich in honor of our recent adventure. I take a big, delicious torta and I dip it in a sauce made of fine Spanish brandy that has been reduced with the blood of my enemies. M-mmm!

Stroke harder men, we don't seem to be going anywhere.

I believe I have located the source of your difficulty, #3. It's not just that you're the only one rowing, it's also that the CORBO is still secured to its moorings.

Are we done in here in Spain? Let's be sure -- the senoritas are in no hurry for me to leave. Has the Cap'n given us orders for our next destination?

We are supposed to find her.

NSFW, I mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice one #3! Where should we start to look?

Well she is in a wood surrounded by vampires, let's start with Romania.

*Is suddenly inspired to row beyond the ability of the gods.*

Pull to, ya long-horned swabs! Whattarya waitin' for?

I could get behind the destination... wait.. can we actually sail to Romania? Anybody got a map?

Lord Jason, I think we can get there through the Black Sea...

rummages around charts

Yes, through the Bosphorus and up to the Black Sea. Looks like I marked here, "port in Constantsa, not Varna." I wonder why I wrote that?

From what I've heard of Varna, there isn't much to do and the food is terrible. As a port of call, I'd say it sucks!

Scratches pie crumbs off of chart.

Dang, there's a skull-and-crossbones next to Varna.

Does that mean pirates? Maybe we should go and pillage the place....

Nah, I always put dollar signs in the skull's eye-sockets for pirates.

Skull and crossbones marks where #1's ex-wives live.

Hey! None of those were legally binding, so technically, they weren't wives. Besides, those are marked with happy faces that have x's for eyes.

So, does that mean we can't pillage them?

My ex-wives? Sure, they acquired great riches from me, which I can only assume are locked away in their crypts.

Well...I still think Romania's a great idea. Are we settled?

Let's go.

The Cap'n must be in his quarters, so...

WEIGH ANCHOR! CAST OFF THE LINES! MAN OARS!

I can't wait to meet some real Romans. Do you think they'll have gladiator games?

readies his spear and magic helmet in anticipation of the Romanian Gladiator fights

Sounds good, fellas...but I'm thinking no matter how hard we row, the games might not be open today. After all, it's Thanksgiving.

What about today? Black Friday sure does sound like a good day for gladiatorial combat.

<Shows up with horns painted black>

I'm ready!

Let's set course for the nearest mall!

They have a famous mall in Milan, and we're off the coast of Italy anyway.

Sound good?

Puts Stone's "Paint it Black" on the ship's loudspeakers.

I'll take "Great Music to Pillage by" for $1000 Alex!

I'd like to request "Black Hole Sun" next.

Hey, we're eidolon!

Everybody wants a piece of us!

Hey, #3, can you help me haul these racks of Versace on board? The Captain is going to get lucky this Christmas, methinks!

drags a rack of high fashion clothing on the boat. Maybe we should keep a few. So we can get lucky with the Romanian ladies, you know?

drags a rack of high fashion clothing on the boat. Maybe we should keep a few. So we can get lucky with the Romanian ladies, you know?

Now, that's thinkin', 3. I'm sure Romanian ladies would go weak in the knees for Milan fashion. Stuffs a few sexy items in his sea chest.

<Grabs a dress>

Ooooh, this is just my style!
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