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I'll start it off:
1. Callous Jack is our Fearless Leader
2. One must be a Jack or a Jill, or some variation thereof, to be admitted to the club.
3. Most Jacks are golems...or robots...bit of a debate there...
4. Most Jacks share the same avatar.
5. There's a good deal of boozing and
6. Wanton destruction.
7. Jacks ROCK! And everyone knows it!
I'll start it off:
1. Callous Jack is our Fearless Leader
2. One must be a Jack or a Jill, or some variation thereof, to be admitted to the club.
3. Most Jacks are golems...or robots...bit of a debate there...
4. Most Jacks share the same avatar.
5. There's a good deal of boozing and
6. Wanton destruction.
You forgot our 401K plan and healthcare options.
Can someone post a short synopsis about what "The Angry Jack Cult" is all about?
Why is he angry? What is the charter of this cult?
Do members get discount's on Paizo items?
Jack´s avatar looks angry. I heard our boss has a serious tight-shoes issue, hence the "callous" name. I bet that makes him angry.
We don't get spcial discount, althought we should since we are the coolest cult on the Paizo Boards
I'll take 2 of each, eh how much is that gonna cost? oh whatever put it on the poodle's bill.*BEEP*
I will attempt to comply, but I am unsure our alcohol stocks can withstand 13,174 drinks. Also, the poodles have no credit, as they are notorious deadbeats ...
Hey, it's not our fault nobody will accept our poodle pounds.
A new Jack enters the Clubhouse.
"General Debauchery at your service gentlemen, General Jack Debauchery. I hear you serve a great Dark & Stormy 'round these parts."
Welcome! Can Corporal Punishment and Major Disaster be far behind?
Jack´s avatar looks angry. I heard our boss has a serious tight-shoes issue, hence the "callous" name. I bet that makes him angry.
Speaking of shoes...
*kicks FratJack in the shins*
JH waits outside, for when Frat passes out the LJ and the nymphs will need a sober golem. At least semi-sober.*Follows LJ silently into the room**Is challenged to a drinking contest by a group of half-drunk nymphs.*
Good luck with that, beign a Golem without Con score makes me quite good at handling alcohol...
*Walks into the drinking contest with a kinky smile and with colorful ladies drinks in both hands*
Good luck with that, beign a Golem without Con score makes me quite good at handling alcohol...
*Walks into the drinking contest with a kinky smile and with colorful ladies drinks in both hands*
"So you have to drink as much as all of us combined," they giggle.
<Scuttles through collecting empty bottles for recycling.>
To Frat Jack:You have read ancient greek and roman myths, right? Being around intoxicated fey isn't the safest place to be. Still, you're a golem - they can probably put you back together again once everyone sobers up, or at least they can if they can find all the pieces.
<Scuttles out before the party can get any wilder and more dangerous.>
LJ starts pouring out the shots of tequila, while the other girls gather round. One for each of them, and four for Frat Jack.
JH heads to Frat's room.
"Silly Frat. He forgot to freshen his cologne. Guess I'm free to borrow it again."
JH heads back to the main room, the fresh smell of Brut Plus dabbed sparingly but effectively, and gets a fresh supply of Dark & Stormy t-shirts ready.
"Rookies..."
"Hey, can someone bring us some more tequila? We're all out, and *hic* I don't think I can carry the bottles without spilling." *giggle* "Frat Jack already passed out. He never makes it past the second bottle of tequila."
Here I come ladies! *carries a few bottles of tequila with him and a deck of cards* BTW, do any of you girls know how to play strip poker?