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Crimson Jester, Wed, Oct 1, 2008, 09:16 PM

Don't um don't you have a sausage too?


Ubermench, Wed, Oct 1, 2008, 09:58 PM

And I'm not sharing it with any Jack.


Hungry Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 03:18 AM

Time for a Hungry Jack® FAQ! Question: How can I prepare mashed potatoes for my toddler? Answer: Bring 3 tablespoons milk and 2 tablespoons water just to a boil. Remove from heat. Stir in 3 tablespoons potato flakes. Let stand 30 seconds or until liquid is absorbed. Whip with fork until potatoes are desired consistency. Cool slightly.


Malice Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 04:15 AM

I see we have smurfed the theives guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon.


Frog Cultist, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 03:15 PM

Oy! Not us'ems! We dont wanna be smoifed!


Jack's Right Hand Man, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 04:23 PM

Malice Jack wrote: I see we have smurfed the theives guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon. Yes. We will not stop until all are assimilated into the visage of our dread lord.


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:11 PM

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


Frog Cultist, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:28 PM

Oy! Us'n froggies be stronger den you tink! We gotsa lot o' smoke bombs.. ye


The Masked Rogue, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:29 PM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Malice Jack wrote: I see we have smurfed the thieves guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon. Yes. We will not stop until all are assimilated into the visage of our dread lord. Hey, we weren't assimilated into you! We just got tired of cleaning up the smuf corpses so we signed a non-aggression pact.


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:32 PM

Did we? Ahem... Yes! We did.


Malice Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:34 PM

Callous Jack wrote: ONE OF US! ONE OF US! GOOBLE GOBBLE, GOOBLE GOBBLE!


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:34 PM

Run!!!!


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 05:56 PM

Fellow Jacks! I just stumbled over from the den of thieves, and they appear to be plotting against us! To arms!


Jack's Right Hand Man, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:00 PM

The Masked Rogue wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: Malice Jack wrote: I see we have smurfed the thieves guild, well done. There seem to be others who challenge our superiority, I think we should move against them soon. Yes. We will not stop until all are assimilated into the visage of our dread lord. Hey, we weren't assimilated into you! We just got tired of cleaning up the smuf corpses so we signed a non-aggression pact. True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about.


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:08 PM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about. {affixes monocle} Didn't you hear me, ol' bean? I just came from a chance mistep into their lair, and they seem to be gathering even now! I may not know a zombie from a robot, but these thieves were definitely plotting a sortie if not an alliance, and if a man-jack cannot retire to his club to eat, drink, and sleep in peace, why I don't know what's left of civilization! {rushes to his room to retrieve his spare pith helmet and riding crop. When he returns, he readies an oversized spray bottle of SP 50}


The Masked Rogue, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:20 PM

Panama Jack wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about. {affixes monocle} Didn't you hear me, ol' bean? I just came from a chance mistep into their lair, and they seem to be gathering even now! I may not know a zombie from a robot, but these thieves were definitely plotting a sortie if not an alliance, and if a man-jack cannot retire to his club to eat, drink, and sleep in peace, why I don't know what's left of civilization! {rushes to his room to retrieve his spare pith helmet and riding crop. When he returns, he readies an oversized spray bottle of SP 50} Now, now, Jack. We said nothing of the sort. Panama probably just been out in the sun too long.


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:27 PM

Bluff = 20 Yeah, everyone just calm down. We were planning a surprise party.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:36 PM

Panama Jack wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: True. We haven't assimilated you...yet. Continue to make alliances behind our back with the frog cult and you will face our wrath. However, we are the two strongest cults on the board. If we combined our forces, we could bring all others to their knees. Something to think about. {affixes monocle} Didn't you hear me, ol' bean? I just came from a chance mistep into their lair, and they seem to be gathering even now! I may not know a zombie from a robot, but these thieves were definitely plotting a sortie if not an alliance, and if a man-jack cannot retire to his club to eat, drink, and sleep in peace, why I don't know what's left of civilization! {rushes to his room to retrieve his spare pith helmet and riding crop. When he returns, he readies an oversized spray bottle of SP 50} Yes, I just heard. I have heard of a growing alliance against us. We must take arms. We will destroy these infidels. Get the the little blue guys ready!


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:37 PM

Hey hey hey! Nothing is happening. You will not buy these deathsticks, or whatever. Everyone RELAX!!!


Smurfurion, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:39 PM

Smurfs! Defend the Jacks!


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:41 PM

Shh... defend them from what!?!?!


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:42 PM

I say, those little blue chaps are serious...you best begone from our premises!


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:45 PM

Yeah... sure. RUN!


Smurfurion, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:47 PM

You better smurfing run!


The Masked Rogue, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:47 PM

Panama Jack wrote: I say, those little blue chaps are serious...you best begone from our premises! Alright, we were just going to leave. But first, I have one thing to say. OUR PACT IS OVER YOU DESPOTS! Grabs the faceplates off of 2 of the Jacks, then leaps out the window, grinning like a madman HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHaHahahahahahaha


Jack's Right Hand Man, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:48 PM

The Thief wrote: Shh... defend them from what!?!?! We have honored our nonaggression pact with you and you plan treachery behind our backs! You will pay for this thief!


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:49 PM

I say, what a most unfriendly fellow! {Sprays Davi in the eyes with SP 50} Put those down, you hooligan!


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:52 PM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: The Thief wrote: Shh... defend them from what!?!?! We have honored our nonaggression pact with you and you plan treachery behind our backs! You will pay for this thief! Hey! I'm a Thief! I have to backstab.. looks good on the resume. uh.. sorry?


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:54 PM

We need a doorman...who let's these scalliwags in, what what? I remember in the Officer's Club in Burma, we had a doorman...a gurkha...enormous fellow! Kept out the undesirables.


The Masked Rogue, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:55 PM

Panama Jack wrote: I say, what a most unfriendly fellow! {Sprays Davi in the eyes with SP 50} Put those down, you hooligan! A voice is heard in the distance "Hey, the name's "The Masked Rogue", remember that!


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 06:56 PM

By Jove, some of these fellows are quick-change artists! I know I sprayed whatever masked thief that was! Where are all the other Jacks? Sleeping off their feasting?


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 07:11 PM

Ahhh! My eyes you bastard! Damn it! That hurts like hell! What have I done, you jerk!


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 07:13 PM

Why did you step in front of the other one? Oh well, as you said, back-stabbers and such--occupational hazard! {Hands thief a handkerchief.} Never let my enemy say I am not an officer and a gentleman.


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 07:20 PM

takes hanky thanks. ow.. what's in that spray bottle?


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 07:24 PM

The Thief wrote: takes hanky thanks. ow.. what's in that spray bottle? SP 50...jolly strong sun block...a little side business of mine...I seem to have lost my tanning oil somewhere.


The Thief, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 07:26 PM

Ow... sunscreen. hmm... sounds good zoink! takes sunscreen and runs ah haha! Its mine now!


Panama Jack, Thu, Oct 2, 2008, 07:30 PM

Cheerio! Hrmph! The joke's on him...those were the mislabeled bottles of SP5!


Frat Jack, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 09:52 AM

Are we even allowed to speak at our own place? I see more pinky faces than hansome tin chins! What the heck is going on here!! Away with you softy losers! Grabs a solid wood baseball bat


Angel of Violence, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 09:54 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Are we even allowed to speak at our own place? I see more pinky faces than hansome tin chins! What the heck is going on here!! Away with you softy losers! Grabs a solid wood baseball bat Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 09:55 AM

Dread lord, we are surrounded by our enemies. Should we push for peace or should we destroy them? We await your orders.


Cultist of Jack, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 09:58 AM

Resistance is futile, they will be assimilated.


Frat Jack, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:11 AM

Angel of Violence wrote: Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way. You are spared Pink chick, you re all wraped up in chains anyway. And the boss passed a memo ordering to stop the murder attempts on yo so do not fear walks towards the other pinky softies grasping the baseball bat with both hands


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:16 AM

Begin culling the resistance, summon the sm*rfs, poodles, and yes, even the kobolds.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:18 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Angel of Violence wrote: Just because we are skin jobs, doesn't mean our souls aren't just as metal as yours. It's just easier to get close to John Conners if we look this way. You are spared Pink chick, you re all wraped up in chains anyway. And the boss passed a memo ordering to stop the murder attempts on yo so do not fear walks towards the other pinky softies grasping the baseball bat with both hands Calm down Frat Jack. We do not war with our own, even if they our pink-skinned.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:20 AM

Callous Jack wrote: Begin culling the resistance, summon the sm*rfs, poodles, and yes, even the kobolds. Some of the poodles have turned on us as well. I will try to talk to them.


Panama Jack, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:32 AM

This is the thanks I get for being one of two Jacks to defend the place against those invasive rapscallions while every body else was AWOL!?


Frat Jack, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:36 AM

Does this pinky fellow count as one of us? He has Jack on his name... Readies the bat awaiting for membeship confirmation


Jack's Right Hand Man, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:37 AM

Panama Jack wrote: This is the thanks I get for being one of two Jacks to defend the place against those invasive rapscallions while every body else was AWOL!? Calm down Panama. We appreciate all of your efforts, especially what you did to the Thief. We must keep a clear head and stick together. War is ahead.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:39 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Does this pinky fellow count as one of us? He has Jack on his name... Readies the bat awaiting for membeship confirmation Yes, he's one of us. You'll have plenty of heads to bash later on. Save your energy.


Panama Jack, Fri, Oct 3, 2008, 10:42 AM

Well...yes...that's more like it...what, what? I say, I do believe I think better with a little something to calm the nerves. {Pulls out bottle of Black Seal rum}. Anyone else up for a Dark and Stormy? Dark and Stormy recipe serve in Collins Glass 2 oz Gosling's® Black Seal rum 8 oz ginger beer Pour rum over ice, add ginger beer, and stir.