Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.

David Fryer is going to be pissed, he loaned that to the clubhouse. Luckily nothing happened to my collection of heads in a jar (see Futurama) of the 1970 to 1976 Cincinnati Reds.

Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.

Sorry boss, next time I'll try to jump in front of your aim so that you don't miss.

You should also go bazooka, that way you can never miss.

Look, no eyes:
SWOOOOOOOOOSHBLAM!

Ah, thank you FJ!

*blam*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.

David Fryer is going to be pissed, he loaned that to the clubhouse. Luckily nothing happened to my collection of heads in a jar (see Futurama) of the 1970 to 1976 Cincinnati Reds.

Uuuh... I used some of those jars to put my pickled eggs and kobolds... I hope they don't catch the head flavor

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.

David Fryer is going to be pissed, he loaned that to the clubhouse. Luckily nothing happened to my collection of heads in a jar (see Futurama) of the 1970 to 1976 Cincinnati Reds.

Uuuh... I used some of those jars to put my pickled eggs and kobolds... I hope they don't catch the head flavor

Pete Rose ate all the eggs in his jar.

I thought those were jars of homemade mesquale, and you just didn't have any worms.

Tasted good, though I didn't get drunk enough. I left the heads in the empty jars.

*Pokes the thread*

Is this still on?

*tok tok tok*

*Pokes the thread*

Is this still on?

*tok tok tok*

Yep. You're still wearing that beanie.

Man, what is with my Jack bretheren! Represent !

Man, what is with my Jack bretheren! Represent !

I'm back! Now heads are gonna roll! *cracks knuckles*

We need a party JRHM. This place is deader than disco!

We need a party JRHM. This place is deader than disco!

Great idea! I'll bring the beer and you bring some peasants to throw off the roof! It'll be a blast! I hope Panama comes back from his safari soon so he could party with us. I do miss that old goat.

Yeah we need Panama, and Frat Jack. I'll grab a peasant.. Be right back!

ACME!!

A retro-Fifties robot shows up

*beep*

Yes sir?

Harley confirguration and pronto!

The robot transforms into a vintage Harley. MJ jumps aboard and roars off

Harley confirguration and pronto!

The robot transforms into a vintage Harley. MJ jumps aboard and roars off

*looks in astonishment* I gotta get me one of those!

Roars back clutching a ragged skinny man with wild staring eyes.

Got a peasant! Is the Jackapult ready?

Let go of me you fascist, ignorant, brutish, dogmatic, revisionist, lackey of the military-industrial complex!

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

Roars back clutching a ragged skinny man with wild staring eyes.

Got a peasant! Is the Jackapult ready?

Yep! It's good to go!

Straps the peasant in, then stands back

You may fire when ready Gridley!

Let go of me you fascist, ignorant, brutish, dogmatic, revisionist, lackey of the military-industrial complex!

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

Trust me. Your oppression hasn't even started yet. MUHAHAHAHA!

You had better not! I know people!

You had better not! I know people!

Who? The ACLU? We catapulted them last week.

Ready for countdown! 5....

4...

3...

2...

1...

Launch! We have ignition! *watches as peasant flies through the air*

I am a member of Militant Anarchists Against Manditory Anything Resembling Right Yeilding.

And MAAMARRY will fix you good if you don't let me go!

*thung*

AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*watches the peasant fly* Malice, we have a problem. We need more peasants for the party. One won't do. We're going to have to do a major raid to get more.

I know! Perhaps we should throw a party and invite a bunch of peasants? That way we have them coming to us!

I know! Perhaps we should throw a party and invite a bunch of peasants? That way we have them coming to us!

*scratches chin* Hmmmm... we gotta find a way to entice them to come. What do these Commies like?

Tofurkey and vodka?

Tofurkey and vodka?

Nice! We should also say this party is a tribute to the oppressed workers in the world. We'll say that the cover charge we will have will go to some of these workers. They can't resist that! Man, this party is going to rock!

And I can remix the Internationale as a techno beat!

Yikes! There's an >actual< one!

How did I miss all this?

How did I miss all this?

I believe you were passed out drunk with a pair of Lynora-Jill's panties around your waist again.

Lately its been quite busy outside the House... I know I've been

*parks a truck of beer*

Callous Jack wrote:

How did I miss all this?

I believe you were passed out drunk with a pair of Lynora-Jill's panties around your waist again.

Uh...er... uh...hey, look, FratJack has beer!

You are all embaressments to the Jack name.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

How did I miss all this?

I believe you were passed out drunk with a pair of Lynora-Jill's panties around your waist again.

Uh...er... uh...hey, look, FratJack has beer!

Gimme

You are all embaressments to the Jack name.

Somebody shoot that guy in the face.

*hands beer to Jack'n Jill*

Decepticon Jack-Overload wrote:

You are all embaressments to the Jack name.

Somebody shoot that guy in the face.

Watch out or I'll call my brothers.

Watch out or I'll call my brothers.

Haha, caught you... ;-)

Someone is asleep.

Decepticon Jack-Overload wrote:

Watch out or I'll call my brothers.

Haha, caught you... ;-)

You've got nothing.

I've got nothing

*gets back from the Ladies' thread* I sense someone is trying to inflate their post count.