*Sets up Sebastian/dummy for shooting practice*

Fixed it for you.

How'd you get him to agree to it? Oh well, it doesn't matter.

searches around for a LAW, and finds one under the couch

The perfect weapon IMO!

Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....

punts Leper-Con back to FaWTL

He who shoots first can go first.

Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....

We can't be responsible for a bunch of FaWTL losers who need to quit posting so much and go out and get a life.

He who shoots first can go first.

Fine, since he with dibs hasn't found a weapon yet.

Aims LAW at Sebastian effigy and fires. The rocket explodes and destroys its right side, and its silk suit burns with glee.

"Take that, Pony Lawyer!"

Begins singing 'Breakin' the Law, Breaking the Law'

*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*

*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*

That was too accurate for Cheney. If it was Cheney-style it would have hit either Hammer or me while aiming for the dummy.

Callous Jack wrote:

*shoots the dummy with a shotgun Cheney-style*

That was too accurate for Cheney. If it was Cheney-style it would have hit either Hammer or me while aiming for the dummy.

And in the back. :)

I meant I was aiming for the face!

*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*

I meant I was aiming for the face!

*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*

*'accidentally' shoots kobold with 2nd LAW rocket*

Callous Jack wrote:

I meant I was aiming for the face!

*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*

*'accidentally' shoots kobold with 2nd LAW rocket*

Aw hell.

*pushes button again*

Callous Jack wrote:

I meant I was aiming for the face!

*pushes button for kobold minion to set up new dummy*

*'accidentally' shoots kobold with 2nd LAW rocket*

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*

Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*

Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!

Er... it was JRHM...

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Looks like we know what Hungry Jack is going to make us for dinner- Kobold stew. Yummy!

Bleh, they're too gamey for me.

Didn't know that kobolds could game. *scratches head*

*shoots JackHammer "by accident" with his shotgun*

Oww! You pulled a Cheney on me!

Er... it was JRHM...

Ohhh...thanks.

bleeds all over JRHM's nachos

Ohhh...thanks.

bleeds all over JRHM's nachos

Ewww...

Now then, where's my blunderbuss?

*waits for kobold to finish setting up pony target*

bleeds all over JRHM's nachos

Hey! *smacks Hammer in the back of the head* *Shoots Hammer in the posterior with his crossbow*

Jack Hammer wrote:

bleeds all over JRHM's nachos

Hey! *smacks Hammer in the back of the head* *Shoots Hammer in the posterior with his crossbow*

Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?

Besides we Jacks bleed Dark & Stormys. It's kinda like 'Is that Blood in my nachos or nachos in my blood?' Both are good.

Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?

Don't worry, I'll shoot the crossbow bolt out!

*BLAM!*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Oww! Now how am I supposed to sit on my butt all day watching the pay channels?

Don't worry, I'll shoot the crossbow bolt out!

*BLAM!*

Dang! Stop that!

The shot is echoed by JH letting loose with a loud fart

Do I look like a pony lawyer full of candy?

limps over to bar, leaving a trail of Dark & Stormy. And leaving them in the cloud.

Pour me a dark and Stormy, Reggie. I want to forget about...here.

Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.

I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.

I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?

Sweetie, you have no idea. ;)

Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?

Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?

shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys

Now that's a shotgun! *hic*

Shadow13.com wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.

I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?

Sweetie, you have no idea. ;)

What lynora-Jill is trying to say is, "Of course not, silly!"

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?

Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?

shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys

Now that's a shotgun! *hic*

Perhaps having target practice near the bar is not such a good idea...

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?

Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?

shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys

Now that's a shotgun! *hic*

Perhaps having target practice near the bar is not such a good idea...

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey, c'mon, what's a few stray arrows and shotgun blasts between friends?

Shotgun? Did someone mention shotguns?

shotguns 3 Dark & Stormys

Now that's a shotgun! *hic*

Perhaps having target practice near the bar is not such a good idea...

"Agreed. We must think of the Dark & Stormys..." ;)

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

Shadow13.com wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age.

I've always liked Callous Jack, but might this be too much of a good thing?

Sweetie, you have no idea. ;)

And it always goes better if you add a Lynora to it :)

*Hey, save me some kobold!*

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

*Blam*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

*Blam*

Owww........ *hic*

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

*Blam*

Owww........ *hic*

Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

*Blam*

Owww........ *hic*

Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.

Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.

How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

*Blam*

Owww........ *hic*

Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.

Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.

How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.

Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Boobs, booze and gun barrels. What could be better?

You're not even aiming in the right direction!

*hic*

Did I get some on your leg? Sorry.

*hic*

*Blam*

Owww........ *hic*

Sorry, I was aiming for Fratjack.

Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.

How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.

Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?

It's just for decoration. Gives the drink a little extra kick.

inches away slowly, heading behind the recently reinforced bar

Jack Hammer wrote:

Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.

How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.

Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?

Oooo, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! I thought they stopped making those?

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Sure thing, Mr. Cheney.

How 'bout a Dark & Stormy? With a cherry on top? Don't worry about the sparkling fuse...err...sparkler.

Say, why does that sparkler look like a stick of dynamite?

Oooo, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! I thought they stopped making those?

I found it under the bar. That guy Marvin from the work crew must have left it behind accidentally.

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

Oooo, an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! I thought they stopped making those?

I found it under the bar. That guy Marvin from the work crew must have left it behind accidentally.

Oooooooooooo, pretty... {creeps closer to IQ36SM}

Pulls out 'toy gun' left under bar.

"Hey, he musta left this behind too."

Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.

"Oops!"

hides gun under a towel

A strange little man walks into the Clubhouse.

'Excuse me. Has anyone found my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? It's my last one.'

A strange little man walks into the Clubhouse.

'Excuse me. Has anyone found my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? It's my last one.'

Yeah, I saw it over at the Poodle's Clubhouse.

Pulls out 'toy gun' left under bar.

"Hey, he musta left this behind too."

Aims toy gun at CJ's autographed Joe Montana football on the bookshelf, and squeezes the trigger. A crackling beam of lightning disintegrates the football.

"Oops!"

hides gun under a towel

That was way too cool. When you're done I'd like to play with it. I'm going to try it on the poodles.

Marvin the Martian wrote:

A strange little man walks into the Clubhouse.

'Excuse me. Has anyone found my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? It's my last one.'

Yeah, I saw it over at the Poodle's Clubhouse.

Goes to leave but spots the lit Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is CJ's drink

"Oh my."

He walks over and snuffs out the lit wick and removes the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator from the drink.

"Thank you, sir. This would have been bad if it went off. Now I can get back to my work. We have a demolition job on a planet called Earth."

He walks out.

"I thought it was a cherry bomb! How would I know?"