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Chraal

In walks a Slaad, wearing a poncho, a sombrero, and carrying two large twin pistols. He points and sprays the cult in a thick layer of nacho cheese sauce.

Compliments from south of the boarder.

A team of three chihuahuas drag in a six pack of Modelo, they pee on some furniture, then leave quickly. He surveys the cheesy mess, then turns and leaves.


Red Slaad

You have stolen my schtick senor!

I challenge you to a duel!


The Peacock - Harrow Deck
Jack Hammer wrote:

We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.

Orderly

But he is a wicked thing, and enjoys flat-out killing! What you suggest would be morally wrong.


Chraal
Taco Slaad wrote:

You have stolen my schtick senor!

I challenge you to a duel!

No. I respect your schtick senor. I followed you home and found the other Slaads I was searching for...

I...

pulls out his twin shooters and coats Taco Slaad in extra spicy cheese.


Guard

Whutz with all da slaads? This' starts looking like the Frog Pond thread...only...uglier


Chraal

Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves


Guard
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves

dips chips into newly dubbed Cheesy Jack

We gotta teach that guy to aim better. Wasting nacho cheese is almost as bad as wasting alcohol. Maybe next time he'll bring some jalapenos.


Faidaeva Vonnarc

Wake up people!


Guard

...zzz...hmmm?...I thought I heard someone.


Guard

Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets!

Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid?


Guard
Malice Jack wrote:

Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets!

Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid?

There are some fission batteries behind the bar. They hold a stronger kick.

No Alka-Seltzer but we have some Epson Salt.

How 'bout some Bloody Marys?


Droogami

Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture.

"God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme."


Guard
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture.

"God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme."

Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.


Droogami
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.

"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."


Guard
Smvrf Jack wrote:
Wake up people!

Hey, who's the hot chick in blue? What a lovely shiny hue you have there!

*invades personal space*


Guard
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.
"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."

There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.


Droogami
Jack Hammer wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.
"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.

People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.


Guard
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.
"Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."
There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.
People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.

Slides over a large bowl of chips.

Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone.

He takes on a look of concentration

FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.


Droogami
Jack Hammer wrote:


Slides over a large bowl of chips.

Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone.

He takes on a look of concentration

FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.

Waves his paw in front of his face

Whoooooh! I tell you, sometime have a keen sense of feline smell isn't what its brapped up to be.

Wait...

STRAINS and GRUNTS - Raises tail

BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPP! BBRRAARRPP!

Man, I love the double takes.

Taldor Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Guard

So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!


Guard

I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?


Guard
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

Aren't we always dressed up?


Guard
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?

*sigh*

Taldor Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Guard
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!
Aren't we always dressed up?

Not in togas!


Guard
Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*

Agreed.


Guard
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!
Aren't we always dressed up?
Not in togas!

Do they have to be clean? 'Cause Frat's has a brown stripe on it.


Valeros

pointless post to boost my count


Priest of Asmodeus

Of course not.

Taldor Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Guard
David Fryer wrote:
pointless post to boost my count

*punt*


Valeros
Callous Jack wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
pointless post to boost my count
*punt*

Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle.


Man with Cigar
David Fryer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
pointless post to boost my count
*punt*
Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle.

Thash not what it shays in the rulebook! That ish sho broken! Epic fail!


Alien
Crimson Jester wrote:
Of course not.

*Puts in Jackapult*

This is for the weed exterminating liquid which you sprayed upon me many posts ago, unintelligent burglar!
*Fires at poodle thread*


Orc
Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*

I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.

Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.


Guard
Demolition Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?
*sigh*

I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up.

Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.

Meh. Wannabes...they deserve the cheese.



Guard

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Guard

Wake up people!


Guard

We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now!


Orc
Cultist of Jack wrote:
We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now!

Who?!

Who's that? Who's FaWTL


Guard

Mmmm...nachos and beer.


Guard
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth


Viper
Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth

Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.


Guard
Green_Halitosis wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!

*wakes up from last saturday's party*

Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth

Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.

You must have left the party early. That trick was the highlight of the night (in many ways) thou it wasn't so much fun when the buld blew up... It still itches

Taldor Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Guard
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.

...what just happened?


Guard
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?

Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.

Taldor Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Guard
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?
Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.

FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.


Guard
Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.
...what just happened?
Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.
FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.

I'm the second storm trooper to the left. The cool one

Taldor Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Guard

*Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice*


Khurbok

Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....


Guard
Callous Jack wrote:
*Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice*

I call first dibs!

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