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Spicy Nacho Slaad, Sat, Oct 17, 2009, 05:00 AM

In walks a Slaad, wearing a poncho, a sombrero, and carrying two large twin pistols. He points and sprays the cult in a thick layer of nacho cheese sauce. Compliments from south of the boarder. A team of three chihuahuas drag in a six pack of Modelo, they pee on some furniture, then leave quickly. He surveys the cheesy mess, then turns and leaves.


Taco Slaad, Sat, Oct 17, 2009, 05:35 AM

You have stolen my schtick senor! I challenge you to a duel!


Moral Eel, Sat, Oct 17, 2009, 09:35 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants. Orderly But he is a wicked thing, and enjoys flat-out killing! What you suggest would be morally wrong.


Spicy Nacho Slaad, Sat, Oct 17, 2009, 11:27 AM

Taco Slaad wrote: You have stolen my schtick senor! I challenge you to a duel! No. I respect your schtick senor. I followed you home and found the other Slaads I was searching for... I... pulls out his twin shooters and coats Taco Slaad in extra spicy cheese.


Frat Jack, Sun, Oct 18, 2009, 02:56 PM

Whutz with all da slaads? This' starts looking like the Frog Pond thread...only...uglier


Spicy Nacho Slaad, Mon, Oct 19, 2009, 09:50 AM

Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves


Jack Hammer, Mon, Oct 19, 2009, 10:49 AM

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves dips chips into newly dubbed Cheesy Jack We gotta teach that guy to aim better. Wasting nacho cheese is almost as bad as wasting alcohol. Maybe next time he'll bring some jalapenos.


Smurf Jack, Thu, Oct 22, 2009, 07:44 AM

Wake up people!


Jack Hammer, Thu, Oct 22, 2009, 07:45 AM

...zzz...hmmm?...I thought I heard someone.


Malice Jack, Sun, Oct 25, 2009, 04:36 AM

Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets! Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid?


Jack Hammer, Sun, Oct 25, 2009, 08:50 AM

Malice Jack wrote: Whazzat? Oh my aching rivets! Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer and battery acid? There are some fission batteries behind the bar. They hold a stronger kick. No Alka-Seltzer but we have some Epson Salt. How 'bout some Bloody Marys?


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger, Mon, Oct 26, 2009, 08:43 PM

Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture. "God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme."


Jack Hammer, Mon, Oct 26, 2009, 08:45 PM

Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote: Roy-jack wakes up and sheds all over the furniture. "God, I could use a whiskey-n-creme." Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger, Mon, Oct 26, 2009, 08:49 PM

Jack Hammer wrote: Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. "Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur."


Frat Jack, Mon, Oct 26, 2009, 08:50 PM

Smvrf Jack wrote: Wake up people! Hey, who's the hot chick in blue? What a lovely shiny hue you have there! invades personal space


Jack Hammer, Mon, Oct 26, 2009, 08:51 PM

Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. "Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur." There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger, Mon, Oct 26, 2009, 08:59 PM

Jack Hammer wrote: Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. "Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur." There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips. People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips.


Jack Hammer, Tue, Oct 27, 2009, 05:49 AM

Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Select the whiskey type and press the little button thingy by the bar. Fresh cream. The mansion's automated these days. "Press the button, right. Where the hell is everybody? And why is there so much dried nacho cheese all over the clubhouse. I can't lick this off my fur." There's this creepy nacho slaad thing running around hosing everything with cheese. It's pretty good when it's fresh. We have plenty of chips. People and their food fetishes, Sheesh. At least he didn't use the refried beans. The gas alone would have put me out of the clubhouse. Hey, pass me some chips. Slides over a large bowl of chips. Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone. He takes on a look of concentration FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Much better! That one was stuck for a few days.


Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger, Tue, Oct 27, 2009, 07:44 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: Slides over a large bowl of chips. Happy to share. I thought I'd have to eat my way out of this mess alone. He takes on a look of concentration FFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP! Much better! That one was stuck for a few days. Waves his paw in front of his face Whoooooh! I tell you, sometime have a keen sense of feline smell isn't what its brapped up to be. Wait... STRAINS and GRUNTS - Raises tail BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPP! BBRRAARRPP! Man, I love the double takes.


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 07:57 AM

So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party!


Cultist of Jack, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:43 AM

I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf?


Jack Hammer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:44 AM

Callous Jack wrote: So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Aren't we always dressed up?


Jack Hammer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:44 AM

Cultist of Jack wrote: I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? sigh


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:47 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Aren't we always dressed up? Not in togas!


Cultist of Jack, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:47 AM

Jack Hammer wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? sigh Agreed.


Jack Hammer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:53 AM

Callous Jack wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! Aren't we always dressed up? Not in togas! Do they have to be clean? 'Cause Frat's has a brown stripe on it.


David Fryer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:14 AM

pointless post to boost my count


Crimson Jester, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 09:18 AM

Of course not.


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:04 AM

David Fryer wrote: pointless post to boost my count punt


David Fryer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:08 AM

Callous Jack wrote: David Fryer wrote: pointless post to boost my count punt Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle.


Armchair DM, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:10 AM

David Fryer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: David Fryer wrote: pointless post to boost my count punt Missed. I'm harder to hit than a poodle. Thash not what it shays in the rulebook! That ish sho broken! Epic fail!


Very Tempermental PlantJack, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 10:36 AM

Crimson Jester wrote: Of course not. Puts in Jackapult This is for the weed exterminating liquid which you sprayed upon me many posts ago, unintelligent burglar! Fires at poodle thread


Demolition Jack, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 12:45 PM

Jack Hammer wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? sigh I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up. Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy.


Jack Hammer, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 01:06 PM

Demolition Jack wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: I'm going as a pirate. Did you see that some nut is trying to sneak into our turf? sigh I have the perfect man for the job. Picks up cell phone, dials numbers, ring, beep, ring, beep, Ya you now where its at? Your already there. Go, drown them to your heart's content. Hangs up. Fellow Jacks, the situation in temple of lust is about to get cheesy. Meh. Wannabes...they deserve the cheese.


Cultist of Jack, Fri, Oct 30, 2009, 08:11 PM

Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party.


Hungry Jack, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 06:41 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Borg Jack, Sun, Nov 1, 2009, 06:49 AM

Wake up people!


Cultist of Jack, Sun, Nov 1, 2009, 06:50 AM

We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now!


Demolition Jack, Sun, Nov 1, 2009, 07:15 AM

Cultist of Jack wrote: We've been past by the FaWTL people twice now! Who?! Who's that? Who's FaWTL


Jack Hammer, Sun, Nov 1, 2009, 12:50 PM

Mmmm...nachos and beer.


Frat Jack, Sun, Nov 1, 2009, 12:59 PM

Callous Jack wrote: So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! wakes up from last saturday's party Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth


Green_Halitosis, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:04 PM

Frat Jack wrote: Callous Jack wrote: So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! wakes up from last saturday's party Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween.


Frat Jack, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 12:43 PM

Green_Halitosis wrote: Frat Jack wrote: Callous Jack wrote: So who's dressing up for Halloween? We need to have a toga party! wakes up from last saturday's party Urgh...well, I went as uncle feter... beign a robot/golem made it real easy to light the bulb in the mouth Dude, at least it wasn't in your butt. That would have been a neat trick on Halloween. You must have left the party early. That trick was the highlight of the night (in many ways) thou it wasn't so much fun when the buld blew up... It still itches


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:02 PM

Cultist of Jack wrote: Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. ...what just happened?


Jack Hammer, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:06 PM

Callous Jack wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. ...what just happened? Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed.


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:16 PM

Jack Hammer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. ...what just happened? Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed. FratJack is probably in there somewhere too.


Frat Jack, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 01:23 PM

Callous Jack wrote: Jack Hammer wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Cultist of Jack wrote: Looks like someone had a camera at our Halloween party. ...what just happened? Looks like CoJ's been moonlighting. At least this time he stayed dressed. FratJack is probably in there somewhere too. I'm the second storm trooper to the left. The cool one


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 09:35 AM

Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice


Yknaps the Lesserprechaun, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 09:37 AM

Wow, is this place still around. I guess I didn't realize....what with the FaWTL threads getting so long.....


Jack's Right Hand Man, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 09:37 AM

Callous Jack wrote: Sets up Sebastian dummy for shooting practice I call first dibs!