Oooh, sorry, I was away... here's another linky to the same picture

The Dark and Stormy Knights!

Courtesy of Jack Hammer!

I hope you like it

And impossible without the basement talents of our very own Frat Jack!

JACKS RULE!

Cheers!

Nice! :D

Computer skills limited whilst I'm on the road in Indy.

Frat Jack has captured yet another wonderful Jack moment. This time the Dark & Stormy Knights, doing what we do best.

Frat, if you could post the link to it or your gallery I'd appreciate the assist. Else they'll be stuck 'til the weekend. BTW, I made a simple iron on graphic t-shirt of it for the Con tomorrow but it deserves better. Anybody there that spots me can get the file. Great job! ;)

Cheers, Jacks and Jills!

EDIT: posted on twinight

That is DAMN awesome! Very nicely captures the Clubhouse spirit, JH. I think I've figured out everyone else, but who are the two humans(?) over at the left end of the bar?

Edit: Ah, the DeviantArt version has the breakdown.

Oooh, sorry, I was away... here's another linky to the same picture

The Dark and Stormy Knights!

Courtesy of Jack Hammer!

I hope you like it

Wow, that's a great pic, definitely topping my list of favorites.

Just a friendly reminder, the Pathfinder PDF is about to go on sale in 2 hours and 5 minutes. Syncronize your watches and get ready to watch the Paizo server implode in a ball of flame do to all the traffic.

126 minutes and counting,

125,

124,

123,

122,

Oh, breakfast rolls go great with new hardcover campaign books. I had to throw that ii at the last minute.

119,

118,

Let the be Jacks.

Obi-Jack wrote:

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Obi-Jack wrote:

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!

*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....

What slaad? Angel of Violence is a Jill, as is LJ. ???

VTPJ, I like the how you seem to be budding a bunch of new eyes. Are you using a new fertilizier?

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Obi-Jack wrote:

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!

*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....

What slaad? Angel of Violence is a Jill, as is LJ. ???

What? that is not Angel of Violence! That is the stupid Bunny slaad thingy!

*pours gallon of Dark & Stormy into VTPJ's nutrient mix, complete with real bone meal*

Now if we could get Hugo to do a picture with the major players from the Fourms are way Too Long!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Obi-Jack wrote:

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!

*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....

What slaad? Angel of Violence is a Jill, as is LJ. ???

What? that is not Angel of Violence! That is the stupid Bunny slaad thingy!

It sure looks like me. I posed for it.

Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)

That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!

*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....

{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.

Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.

But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.

{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.

{Another hologram transmission comes in from the Dark & Stormy thread.}

"Luckily, my memories of those particular events are crystal clear...":D

Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.

But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.

"Well, we all know about curiosity and the cat, so I may just have to get in on this..." he says with a grin. ;)

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

That is ni--WAIT A MINUTE! Why did the slaad get on there and I did not?!

*Glares*
Figures, you leave for a little while and EVERYBODY forgets about you....

{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.

Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.

But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

But how can you tell? Nevermind - don't answer that... ;D

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{sends hologram message} Nah, that wasn't Eekster or me... although my memory is fuzzy about whether one of the Jacks taped my bikini mishaps or the volleyball game with LJ.

{Another hologram transmission comes in from the Dark & Stormy thread.}

"Luckily, my memories of those particular events are crystal clear...":D

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Eekster says she has contacts with a "boudoir painter," so maybe you can join the two of us for a pictorial. Eekster mentioned something about "Poison Ivy" and "Har-Lee-Kwinn" (whatever they are) costumes for us, and that we need lots of plants for the background.

But you have to be nice to us. Well, ok, maybe not nice, but don't try to eat us. {speaks briefly to someone "off camera"} Wha- you can't be... but... oh, ok... Eekster says you can nibble her but no teeth.

"Well, we all know about curiosity and the cat, so I may just have to get in on this..." he says with a grin. ;)

That's like rolling a nine on a d8, Devlyn. Of course with a chaotic d8 it might be possible.

That's like rolling a nine on a d8, Devlyn. Of course with a chaotic d8 it might be possible.

And let's not forget what good old fashioned Luck can do too. It's helped me out quite a bit! :)

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

Something something new improved MiracleGrow something something if after 4 hours something contact a gardner.

General J. Debauchery wrote:

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

Something something new improved MiracleGrow something something if after 4 hours something contact a gardner.

LOL. Sorry, I would NOT be contacting a gardner. He might break out the pruning shears! OUCH! ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

General J. Debauchery wrote:

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

Something something new improved MiracleGrow something something if after 4 hours something contact a gardner.

LOL. Sorry, I would NOT be contacting a gardner. He might break out the pruning shears! OUCH! ;)

Of such thoughts are nightmares borne.... O.o

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

General J. Debauchery wrote:

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

Something something new improved MiracleGrow something something if after 4 hours something contact a gardner.

LOL. Sorry, I would NOT be contacting a gardner. He might break out the pruning shears! OUCH! ;)

Weed killer? To keep that pesky weed from popping up in your lawn when LJ is in her bikini?

Jack Hammer wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

General J. Debauchery wrote:

I think VTPJ just got wood. ;)

Something something new improved MiracleGrow something something if after 4 hours something contact a gardner.

LOL. Sorry, I would NOT be contacting a gardner. He might break out the pruning shears! OUCH! ;)

Weed killer? To keep that pesky weed from popping up in your lawn when LJ is in her bikini?

Mmmmm....bikini.....

Oooh, sorry, I was away... here's another linky to the same picture

The Dark and Stormy Knights!

Courtesy of Jack Hammer!

I hope you like it

What's with all the poodles reaching into the mugs? I can see their fuzzy little bodies. ;)

Mmmm... I'm on the munchies for Pork rind anf guacamole...or a nice BBQ..or both...

Mmmm... I'm on the munchies for Pork rind anf guacamole...or a nice BBQ..or both...

There might be some leftover behind the bar. Oops, sorry. Looks like it's scurrying away. Must not be guacamole.

Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)

I thought we had agreed not to mention them. Unless Lynora-Jill ha changed her mind about having them published.

*BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP*

*BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP*

Now try saying the alphabet while doing that.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)

I thought we had agreed not to mention them. Unless Lynora-Jill ha changed her mind about having them published.

You're the one that mentioned posing. Naturally my thoughts went right there. ;)

Jack Hammer wrote:

Amongst 'other' pictures you posed for... ;)

I thought we had agreed not to mention them. Unless Lynora-Jill ha changed her mind about having them published.

Nope, definitely haven't changed my mind about having them published. But I think I could be easily edited out of a couple of those if you really wanted... ;)

Some of my early work. Thanks for the proofs Hammer.

I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.

Where's the shower.

Fellows!

your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!

Now help me unload and drik up the PBR truck I have parked on the backyard

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!

I'm so proud of beign a Jack :D

I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.

Where's the shower.

Oh hey cutie, you can shower with me. I'll get you all sudsey and then we-

Wait... {takes closer look}

Oopsie, sorry, you're not the feline I'm looking for. {Gates back out of thread}

Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

I was over at the Slaad thread yesterday. Boy, thier insnae I tell you. One flung mayonnaise everywhere and now it smells like rotten eggs.

Where's the shower.

Oh hey cutie, you can shower with me. I'll get you all sudsey and then we-

Wait... {takes closer look}

Oopsie, sorry, you're not the feline I'm looking for. {Gates back out of thread}

Wait, I'm here, I'm here!

Fellows!

your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!

Now help me unload and drik up the PBR truck I have parked on the backyard

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!

I'm so proud of beign a Jack :D

CONGRATS! Parteeee!

Hey Frat! It's your birthday! Hey Frat! It's the day after your birthday! Maybe Hungry Jack can make you a rum cake?

You know, unloading this truck would be a lot easier if that construction dude had put a loading dock in near the bar.

Wait, I'm here, I'm here!

No, sorry, you're not Rumblebelly O' the Dales.

But you can have this red Swingline stapler as a consolation gift, and a copy of the home game, The Slaadi Sutra.

Carl The Annoying Intern wrote:

Wait, I'm here, I'm here!

No, sorry, you're not Rumblebelly O' the Dales.

But you can have this red Swingline stapler as a consolation gift, and a copy of the home game, The Slaadi Sutra.

Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.

Fellows!

your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!

Happy Birthday, Frat.

The Jack will be with you...always.

[Uses the Jack to levitate a beer in Frat's direction.]

Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.

{shocked, flips through book} Oh. My. Slaad! I thought The Slaadi Sutra was about something completely different.

I guess I'll just need to write my own book then. Hmmmm, but I still need a "writing" partner.

{props up large open-bottomed crate with a stick, baits trap with a kilo of Westgate-grade catnip, then lays trail of Red Bulls leading to it} There! {hides behind a two-tiered shrubbery with a path down the middle, waits impatiently to trap herself a were-tiger}

Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Isn't that the book about all the different ways to egg someone? Oh, you're so lucky, weird kitty thingy.

{shocked, flips through book} Oh. My. Slaad! I thought The Slaadi Sutra was about something completely different.

I guess I'll just need to write my own book then. Hmmmm, but I still need a "writing" partner.

{props up large open-bottomed crate with a stick, baits trap with a kilo of Westgate-grade catnip, then lays trail of Red Bulls leading to it} There! {hides behind a two-tiered shrubbery with a path down the middle, waits impatiently to trap herself a were-tiger}

The Red Bulls are the perfect touch. Epic Win :)

A purposeful rustling in the bushes heralds a large feline shape coming out into the thread. In his hybrid weretiger form, Devlyn casually walks up to the crate (picking up the Red Bulls as he goes and stowing them away for later). He then looks at said crate, sniffs the air, then with a chuckle sits down around the crate so that it falls down into his lap, his tail swishing slowly back and forth in the grass. Arms resting on is knees, he calls out:

"Ahem...'Lo - I am trapped, the horror. Whatever shall I have to do to escape this terrible predicament?', or something like that...." as he waits for Amby, trying desperately to keep a straight face.

:D

The Red Bulls are the perfect touch. Epic Win :)

A quick post then:

A purposeful rustling in the bushes heralds a large feline shape coming out into the thread. In his hybrid weretiger form, Devlyn casually walks up to the crate (picking up the Red Bulls as he goes and stowing them away for later). He then looks at said crate, sniffs the air, then with a chuckle sits down around the crate so that it falls down into his lap, his tail swishing slowly back and forth in the grass. Arms resting on is knees, he calls out:

"Ahem...'Lo - I am trapped, the horror. Whatever shall I have to do to escape this terrible predicament?', or something like that...." as he waits for Amby, trying desperately to keep a straight face.

:D

{springs forth from shrubbery (Ni!), dances naked around the were-tiger like a maypole, wrapping him up in delicate silk ribbon, "restraining" him} Thank goodness. I was afraid I'd have to fall back on using Acme equipment to catch you.

{grunts daintily, slings weretiger over naked shoulder, sashays off into deeper forest to secluded glen far from the Jacks prying eyes and cameras}

Hmmm, we need to conduct some extensive and exhaustive research. You're going to have to write most of the lead-up stuff; I seem to be too direct for most of that poetic romance stuff.

And stop wiggling your tail like that! It tickles down there... and there too... and WOAH- ok save that for later... maybe Chapter 4.

{the two disappear for some time, their frolicing witnessed only by some wildlife and curious fey}

Mmmm... levitating beer... that's a cool trick!

*Grabs the beer*

Mmmm... levitating beer... that's a cool trick!

*Grabs the beer*

Dude! It's light beer.

Drinks some lager that doesn't float

{springs forth from shrubbery (Ni!), dances naked around the were-tiger like a maypole, wrapping him up in delicate silk ribbon, "restraining" him} Thank goodness. I was afraid I'd have to fall back on using Acme equipment to catch you.

{grunts daintily, slings weretiger over naked shoulder, sashays off into deeper forest to secluded glen far from the Jacks prying eyes and cameras}

Hmmm, we need to conduct some extensive and exhaustive research. You're going to have to write most of the lead-up stuff; I seem to be too direct for most of that poetic romance stuff.

And stop wiggling your tail like that! It tickles down there... and there too... and WOAH- ok save that for later... maybe Chapter 4.

{the two disappear for some time, their frolicing witnessed only by some wildlife and curious fey}

"Acme equipment!? Promise me we aren't using anything from them as part of the research..." ;D

Fellows!

your Frat Jack here just turned a year older today... and felt like sharing it with yah!

Now help me unload and drik up the PBR truck I have parked on the backyard

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!

I'm so proud of beign a Jack :D

Happy birthday Frat, mine was a few days before that!