As Hungry Jack settles back into his renovated and expanded kitchen and the general inspects the sacrificial altar, work continues apace in other parts of the estate. It appears that a heliopad may be in store for the top of one of the towers.

Hey! I'm back. Why does my acute feline sense of smell detect the odor of nacho farts? Oh well, I'm hungry. Whre's the frig?

*Grabs a beer and looks for lawn darts to throw, finds a kobold and decides that's good enough*

*Grabs a beer and looks for lawn darts to throw, finds a kobold and decides that's good enough*

To throw, or to throw at? We still have those Lawn Jarts from when they were made of metal spikes.

Begins installing landmines on the lawn, so the kobolds will have to run the hazards as they dodge lawn darts.

I hear kobolds blow up reeeaaalll good. All purty like.

Hey, new game! Hit the landmines... with the kobolds!

Hey, new game! Hit the landmines... with the kobolds!

It combines the pleasure of an afternoon of lawn darts with high explosives! How perfect can you get?!

Lets the boss take the 1st shot

"Ooh, nice one. His head set off a second one when it landed. Two points for you."

*Pulls a new kobold out of the basket, and tosses him high into the air. It lands in the minefield but doesn't set off anything. It tries to runs away but hits another mine and is blasted to gooey kobold chunks.*

Man! I missed. No points for me. *downs a shot of bourbon*

Dudes! Next week one of our fellow members will give the clubhouse a nise surprice :D Now I have to go and work on it on the weekend to have it ready or else he'll kick me as a poodle...

*grabs a case of D&S and goes into the basement*

*Throws a kobold clutching a landmine into the basement*

Oops... my bad...

*Throws a kobold clutching a landmine into the basement*

Oops... my bad...

Out of bounds.

*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*

One point for me!

Dudes! Next week one of our fellow members will give the clubhouse a nise surprice :D Now I have to go and work on it on the weekend to have it ready or else he'll kick me as a poodle...

*grabs a case of D&S and goes into the basement*

He's always grabbing beer and running into the basement. I think he has dirty magazines down there.

Greedy bugger won't share 'em.

Out of bounds.

*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*

One point for me!

{pops in uninvited} Hmmm, if you used a cricket bat or polo mallet, you could send a single kobold rolling across several landmines. Plus, you know, you're also wacking them with a stick, so it's all good.

{drops a shotglass of Ol' Janx Spirit into a Dark N Stormy, slams it down} BURP!

Hey, new game! Hit the landmines... with the kobolds!

Can I play witht he kobolds? I mean, I'll try anything just once.

Callous Jack wrote:

Hey, new game! Hit the landmines... with the kobolds!

Can I play witht he kobolds? I mean, I'll try anything just once.

Sure! We have plenty of kobolds.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Out of bounds.

*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*

One point for me!

{pops in uninvited} Hmmm, if you used a cricket bat or polo mallet, you could send a single kobold rolling across several landmines. Plus, you know, you're also wacking them with a stick, so it's all good.

{drops a shotglass of Ol' Janx Spirit into a Dark N Stormy, slams it down} BURP!

JH tries the mallet approach and the kobold flies out of bounds, missing the mines. Sighing, he tries a pool cue and ends up with kobold-kabob.

I need something softer.

Grabbing a peasant he hits the kobold with it, making a funny clunking sound. The kobold goes boom and the peasant is knocked cold.

Better.

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Out of bounds.

*Tries to get one kobold to roll thru two landmines and fails when it blows straight up as it hits the 1st one.*

One point for me!

{pops in uninvited} Hmmm, if you used a cricket bat or polo mallet, you could send a single kobold rolling across several landmines. Plus, you know, you're also wacking them with a stick, so it's all good.

{drops a shotglass of Ol' Janx Spirit into a Dark N Stormy, slams it down} BURP!

JH tries the mallet approach and the kobold flies out of bounds, missing the mines. Sighing, he tries a pool cue and ends up with kobold-kabob.

I need something softer.

Grabbing a peasant he hits the kobold with it, making a funny clunking sound. The kobold goes boom and the peasant is knocked cold.

Better.

Hey, that's Kobie!

Sorry. Kobie's lawyer just had us sign an NVA (Non-Violence Agreement). There was a VERY generous offer. We couldn't refuse.

You're stuck with your fanboi.

*hits lawyer with peasant mallet and sends him into the minefield*

Never had us sign one for him though. *shrug*

Sorry. Kobie's lawyer just had us sign an NVA (Non-Violence Agreement). There was a VERY generous offer. We couldn't refuse.

You're stuck with your fanboi.

*hits lawyer with peasant mallet and sends him into the minefield*

Never had us sign one for him though. *shrug*

One moment. I need a moment alone...

Who's Kobie?

Yippee!

Bwahahaha.

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!
Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.

I'm in. I luv spider movies.

Bounces up and down, eyes rounded and spittle flyin'.

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy !!!!!!!

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!

Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.

Ceiling Spider is watching Kobold Cleaver post.

Hey Kobie, maybe you should get KC a cute stuffed animal to help him sleep at night?

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!

Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.

So is this the new kobold cult?

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!

Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.

So is this the new kobold cult?

Shhh! We have to lure them in, so that we can continue our game.

Plucks a kobold out of the basket and tosses it into the minefield.

It's like bocce with a boom!

Your turn!

I wonder if we can skip a Kobold on landmines like you can skip rocks on water...

I wonder if we can skip a Kobold on landmines like you can skip rocks on water...

Maybe if you mash it flat a bit? Use my hammer and give it a try.

YAY!
Great idea, Scrappy-Doo.
I love them, but maybe we should start KC off with a stuffed Jeff.

Hey Jack Hammer, what game is that? I bet KC would love to play that game with you. Let's do that after we watch the DVD.

YAY!

Great idea, Scrappy-Doo.
I love them, but maybe we should start KC off with a stuffed Jeff.

Hey Jack Hammer, what game is that? I bet KC would love to play that game with you. Let's do that after we watch the DVD.

Sure. We need someone to replace the divits in the lawn before the next round.

Those spiders sure leave big holes when they dig. I'm sure KC would be happy to go around the lawn, tamping down all those bumps.

Maybe if you mash it flat a bit? Use my hammer and give it a try.

Okay, let's try it.

*splat*

Hmmm... it is quite messy...

Kobie, KC's #1 Buddy wrote:

Oooo...awesome place, Jacks. No wonder KC loves to hang out here so much. Hey, that cinema room looks brand new!

Do you want to watch "Wrath of the Spider Queen" with us in there? I've been dying to watch it with KC.

Ceiling Spider is watching Kobold Cleaver post.

Hey Kobie, maybe you should get KC a cute stuffed animal to help him sleep at night?

For a poodle, you're awfully vindictive...

For a poodle, you're awfully vindictive...

I'm part slaad, it comes with the bloodline. Besides I really do think they are cute.

I was only intending it in fun, not to be RL mean. If I knew it would be taken as mean in RL, I wouldn't have done it. Sorry KC, I'll drop the whole sp*d*r thing.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

For a poodle, you're awfully vindictive...

I'm part slaad, it comes with the bloodline. Besides I really do think they are cute.

I was only intending it in fun, not to be RL mean. If I knew it would be taken as mean in RL, I wouldn't have done it. Sorry KC, I'll drop the whole sp*d*r thing.

Nope. I'm laughing too. Of course, I'm not clicking those links.

Nope. I'm laughing too. Of course, I'm not clicking those links.

Put in one more spider image and I will kill you. Got that? I don't want to see ONE MORE SPIDER!

{hugs stuffed spider, then stuffs him back in fanny pack} OK Lil Hobbes, you stay hidden in here. SQUEEEE, you are so cute!

Sure Mr. Kobold, no more pix.

Kobie's face drops, a small moue at the bottom of his long, taunt, sad mug, topped by two enlarged watery orbs, glistening heartbreak up into his hero's face. Somewhere, a violin plays.

Buh...buh...

Kobie's face drops, a small moue at the bottom of his long, taunt, sad mug, topped by two enlarged watery orbs, glistening heartbreak up into his hero's face. Somewhere, a violin plays.

Buh...buh...

You're having too much fun as Kobie. :)

{whispers:} Hobbes says we should throw him a surprise costume party. Ooooo, it can be themed after that movie you wanna watch... we can all wear spider costumes. I bet KC would be real excited!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Maybe if you mash it flat a bit? Use my hammer and give it a try.

Okay, let's try it.

*splat*

Hmmm... it is quite messy...

Oops! A little too much. Let me try the bottom of my foot on one.

*splat*

That didn't work either. *sigh*

Hey! I found this old washing machine with rollers for wringing out the clothes. Maybe if we roll the kobolds thru it we can fly kobold kites? If we get bored we can use them for target practice. Whatcha think, boss?

All good ideas!
Maybe rolling pins would work too?

All good ideas!

Maybe rolling pins would work too?

Too much temptation.... ;)

The latest secret project is COMPLETED, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Huh... no reason for the maniatical evil laugh, just a habit...

Now lets wait for the responsible to post it up...

*pokes*

The latest secret project is COMPLETED, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Huh... no reason for the maniatical evil laugh, just a habit...

Now lets wait for the responsible to post it up...

*pokes*

{shows up wearing jumping spider costume} Is it a surprise for KC? {hops up and down excitedly}

The latest secret project is COMPLETED, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Huh... no reason for the maniatical evil laugh, just a habit...

Now lets wait for the responsible to post it up...

*pokes*

Computer skills limited whilst I'm on the road in Indy.

Frat Jack has captured yet another wonderful Jack moment. This time the Dark & Stormy Knights, doing what we do best.

Frat, if you could post the link to it or your gallery I'd appreciate the assist. Else they'll be stuck 'til the weekend. BTW, I made a simple iron on graphic t-shirt of it for the Con tomorrow but it deserves better. Anybody there that spots me can get the file. Great job! ;)

Cheers, Jacks and Jills!

EDIT: posted on twinight

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

It...it...it's BEAUTIFUL! I think I know what's going to replace my LoF desktop.

Obi-Jack wrote:

I do not see it on Butterfrog's Deviantart.

here's a link to another site link to immortaty BTW, this graphic is a gift to you all. Enjoy it responsibly. ;)

That is so awesome!