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Cultist of Jack Sep 17, 2008, 11:35 AM

Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.

Secretlyreplacedwith Sep 17, 2008, 11:37 AM

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Angel of Violence Sep 17, 2008, 11:40 AM

You will be marked and purged when Jack reigns supreme.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 11:40 AM

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

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The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...

Hugo Solis (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 11:41 AM

Any requirements? Tin man avatar, funny jack name?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 11:42 AM

Hugo Solis wrote:

Any requirements? Tin man avatar, funny jack name?

Surprise me.

Secretlyreplacedwith Sep 17, 2008, 11:42 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...

...heart?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 11:45 AM

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
The first seeds of fear begin to take root in his black heart...
...heart?

It was easier to say than the "shriveled useless lump that still hangs inside his chest."

Cultist of Jack Sep 17, 2008, 11:46 AM

Attention: There has been a change in policy. Poodles are allowed in the Cult of Jack, so long as they agree to stay off the rugs and furniture. We have just had them cleaned.

Llamafrog Sep 17, 2008, 11:49 AM

*licks Cultist of Jack*

CourtFool Sep 17, 2008, 11:50 AM

*scratches at a flea*

Cultist of Jack Sep 17, 2008, 11:51 AM

Llamafrog wrote:

*licks Cultist of Jack*

*Kicks Llamafrog*

Llamafrog Sep 17, 2008, 11:53 AM

*Barks at the new culstits*

YapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYapYap...

Crimson Jester Sep 17, 2008, 11:54 AM

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

CourtFool Sep 17, 2008, 11:56 AM

*bites Cultist of Jack’s ankles*

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 12:03 PM

Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

Crimson Jester Sep 17, 2008, 12:08 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

You Think

By the way jack I have an opening for an Enforcer.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 12:10 PM

Angel of Violence is already our enforcer but I could always use another one, especially if the poodle problem continues...

Cultist of Jack Sep 17, 2008, 12:13 PM

CourtFool wrote:

*bites Cultist of Jack’s ankles*

*Impales CourtFool on +5 Poodlebane Leg Spikes*

Angel of Violence Sep 17, 2008, 12:14 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Angel of Violence is already our enforcer but I could always use another one, especially if the poodle problem continues...

Thank you lord Jack. I will serve you loyally.

Llamafrog Sep 17, 2008, 12:22 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Hmmm... perhaps sparing the poodles was a bad idea...

All right all right, we will behave!

But we will need a secluded corner for our necesities..

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 12:25 PM

Allrighty! Where are the nametags? whede do I put this keg of ale? Where's the toilet? Do you have chips or something?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 01:28 PM

You should have Jack in your name...

CourtFool Sep 17, 2008, 01:31 PM

Cultist of Jack wrote:

*Impales CourtFool on +5 Poodlebane Leg Spikes*

That kind of tickles.

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 01:49 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

You should have Jack in your name...

Isn't that "Jack" enough?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 01:50 PM

Kevin Coleman Doppelganger wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
You should have Jack in your name...
Isn't that "Jack" enough?

Bwuh?

Un-Callous Jack, Sep 17, 2008, 01:51 PM

NO, IT IS NEVER ENOUGH!

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 02:08 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Bwuh?

The real "Jack" behind the CJack, with a doppelganger twist!

Hungry Jack Sep 17, 2008, 02:36 PM

Mmmm......pancakes.

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 03:19 PM

Edit: Kevin Coleman's Doppelganger changed into Frat Jack.

Is this name better? More suited? Can I have a beer now? Are there any chick cultist yet? Can I have another beer?

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 03:21 PM

Losers.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 04:01 PM

Sebastian wrote:

Losers.

The green-eyed pony rears it's ugly malformed head.

Oziap Sep 17, 2008, 04:13 PM

Ya'll Nuts!

Malice Jack Sep 17, 2008, 04:18 PM

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 04:21 PM

Malice Jack wrote:

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

No, they are three doors down, this is the "Take over the Off-Topic Forum" thread.

Malice Jack Sep 17, 2008, 04:24 PM

Oh. Well that sounds better than arguing with those 4E Grognards anyway. Can I play?

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 04:25 PM

Malice Jack wrote:

Hey is this the robots for 5E thread?

Are there robot chicks at your thread Malice? Haven't seen any here and its geting booooring..

*drinks more Corona beer*

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 04:25 PM

Malice Jack wrote:

Oh. Well that sounds better than arguing with those 4E Grognards anyway. Can I play?

Yes, feel free to off a Sebastian clone and then have a beer.

Malice Jack Sep 17, 2008, 04:26 PM

There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 04:29 PM

Malice Jack wrote:

There's chicks there, but they don't depolarize their armpit static electricity <shudder>

Yikes! nevermind....

Sooo CJack, how you doin'...

*drinks more carlsberg*

Hungry Jack Sep 17, 2008, 06:08 PM

Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.

Malice Jack Sep 17, 2008, 06:11 PM

Looks around for Sebastian clones to terminate

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 06:13 PM

Hungry Jack wrote:

Mmmmm....mashed potatoes.

I'll trade you a case of Bud for a bowl of mashed potatoes!

Un-Callous Jack, Sep 17, 2008, 06:14 PM

'Tatoes!!! need more!

Hungry Jack Sep 17, 2008, 06:20 PM

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

Frat Jack Sep 17, 2008, 07:57 PM

Hungry Jack wrote:

Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!

*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 08:12 PM

Frat Jack wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:
Everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack.

With Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes you’ll get the taste and texture of homemade with the convenience active families demand. No wonder they're a family favorite!

Our complete line of 32 oz. Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes will please your whole family.

Whether you like the convenience of our Just Add Water products or prefer to add in your own milk, oil, and eggs. There's a Hungry Jack mix for you.

Why wait for breakfast? Hungry Jack pancake & waffle mixes are a favorite satisfying meal anytime!

I'll take 4 bags and the Promo "Callous Jack Apron Kiss the Tin Man" If you please!
*waving top dollar at the sellsman*

Merchandise? Genius!

We'll make millions!

Cultist of Jack Sep 17, 2008, 08:16 PM

As founder of the cult I expect a cut of 5% of all merchandise, to spread the glorious word of our dread overlord Jack of course.

Angel of Violence Sep 17, 2008, 08:16 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Merchandise? Genius!
We'll make millions!

What's my salary boss?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Sep 17, 2008, 08:25 PM

I offer a competitive salary, good health benefits and a 401K plan. Plus you can skim from the incoming profits.