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CourtFool, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 02:38 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I've heard bards sing that Stabby actually sparkles in sunlight! {swoons}

I choked on my gum. I shall be contacting Sebastian.

Pish, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 02:46 PM

CF! Long time no see!

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Fiction Subscriber), Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 02:47 PM

sits down with some popcorn and listens to the story that is being spun. however, something seems weird. when he listens, it sounds like a mixture between Shakespeare and Dr. Seuss. maybe he grabbed the LSD by accident instead of the butter...

Oooh... sparkly ponies...

William Shakespear, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 02:57 PM

sits down near Urizen with another bag of popcorn

Puff the Magic Dragon, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 02:58 PM

squeezes in-between the Bard and Urizen with a giant tub of soda

I got three crazy straws!

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 03:12 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish wrote:

I like your forehead bling.

Kinda understated though.

Yih....needs about 87 of them on her face.

Edward De Vere, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 03:30 PM

William Shakespear wrote:

sits down near Urizen with another bag of popcorn

Sits on Urizen's other side and stares dagger eyes at William. Moodily chews Junior Mints and sucks on a Diet Orange Slice.

Tarren Dei (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8), Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 03:51 PM

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish wrote:

I like your forehead bling.

Kinda understated though.

Yih....needs about 87 of them on her face.

Why, hello, miss ... I don't believe I've ever seen you in the off-topic forum before ... come here often?

!!!!!

Oh, God, it's Heathy in drag. I hate it when that happens.

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 04:12 PM

You're overcompensating. Now everybody knows you got a thrill up your leg.

Heathansson, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 04:13 PM

I gotta stop.....

Isari of the Frost, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 04:14 PM

Edward De Vere wrote:

William Shakespear wrote:

sits down near Urizen with another bag of popcorn

Sits on Urizen's other side and stares dagger eyes at William. Moodily chews Junior Mints and sucks on a Diet Orange Slice.

Spare me a few mints, good sir? I need something to dull the pain.

Edward De Vere, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 04:21 PM

Isari of the Frost wrote:

Spare me a few mints, good sir? I need something to dull the pain.

Aye sir, for that man that hath a tongue, I say is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot ask for Junior Mints.

Isari of the Frost, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 04:27 PM

Edward De Vere wrote:

Isari of the Frost wrote:

Spare me a few mints, good sir? I need something to dull the pain.

Aye sir, for that man that hath a tongue, I say is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot ask for Junior Mints.

"Thank you, kind sir." Isari pops the mints into his mouth. "Ah. Reminds me of home."

Piratey McPirate, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 06:45 PM

Yarr! This be a tale worth hearin'.

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 06:46 PM

Piratey, I made this hat for you out of a juvenile tojanida. Would you like to try it on?

Heathansson, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 06:48 PM

GISH-O-RAMMMMMMMMA!!!!

Piratey McPirate, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 06:49 PM

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish wrote:

Piratey, I made this hat for you out of a juvenile tojanida. Would you like to try it on?

Arrr! That be mighty fine of ye, lass. It be fittin' like a glove.

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 06:53 PM

Do you know Kiera Knightley?

Piratey McPirate, Tue, Nov 24, 2009, 06:57 PM

Lady Ga Ga Gish Gish wrote:

Do you know Kiera Knightley?

Aye, and I was gonna make 'er my bride too. 'Ceptin' this willowy scallywag took 'er away from me, curse his bones.

Miserable Old Bitty, Wed, Nov 25, 2009, 08:10 AM

QUIET DOWN!

I'm trying to hear the story!

*grumbles*

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Fiction Subscriber), Wed, Nov 25, 2009, 01:56 PM

takes a hit from the crazy straw and tried to figure out why he wasn't coughing or blowing smoke ... but something fizzy foaming out of his nose.

[Keanu Reeves] Whoah! [/Keanu Reeves]

he continues to munch on the DEEEEEELICIOUS popcorn and anxiously awaits for the story to continue.

[thinking] I wonder if the plot contains a McGishin [/thinking]

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 25, 2009, 02:46 PM

I am coming back, I just have an online job application process I have to finish today, so it might be awhile.

Miserable Old Bitty, Wed, Nov 25, 2009, 06:28 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I am coming back, I just have an online job application process I have to finish today, so it might be awhile.

That's a boring story.

My hip hurts.

Gish Fish, Thu, Nov 26, 2009, 10:37 AM

Let's hear more about my cousin. I can barely contain my excitement.

SQUISH!

Ackbar the Admiral, Thu, Nov 26, 2009, 10:39 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Little did Stabby Blast know, that he was being trailed as he dragged the treasure sacks behind him on the sledge he built, nor that among the bags of coins and jewels slumbered two cursed idols:

Its a trap!