You know...Jason's minotaur crew, who row him various places while he does heroic design things.

How can there be a crew if there are no more of them?

I was hoping the idea would catch on if I jumped out there. I mean, who wouldn't want to join Jason and the Bulmahnauts? But so far, no takers.

Any free swag?

Everything a Bulmahnaut can carry off and cram into a minotaur-sized trireme, I imagine.

hurm....

IDK....I can imagine quite a lot.

You'll get it!

I was hoping the idea would catch on if I jumped out there. I mean, who wouldn't want to join Jason and the Bulmahnauts? But so far, no takers.

Bulmahnaut #5 reporting for duty!

Well, now there are Bulmahnauts plural!

What should the name of our ship be? The Coro? Corbo?

Corbo sounds pretty good, but I thought this was Jason's ship. Shouldn't he be the one to name it?

I was just trying to figure out what he had already named it.

Corbo...CORe ruleBOok (playing off the Argo)

Yawn! Wake me when the vampire chicks get here.

Kitty! wrote:

Meow!

<Looks for furniture to practice claws on>

*Places phone call to local vet to have Kitty DECLAWED!*

Cat-hater.

Declawing a cat involves amputating its fingers at the last knuckle. If you want a chill cat... get a Garfield doll.

Yawn! Wake me when the vampire chicks get here.

Wow. Way to throw cold water, SFA.

BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN! BUHLMAN!

Should there be a Code of the Bulmahnauts?

I've already seen one thread title this morning with his name misspelled...

Should there be a Code of the Bulmahnauts?

I've already seen one thread title this morning with his name misspelled...

Oooh, I see what you mean. I shouldn't have cut and pasted -those bastards spelled the bosses name wrong. Allow me to correct my error....

BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN! BULMAHN!

I've got some ideas...

Code of the Bulmahnauts:

1. Jason Bulmahn is the greatest hero of all times. Those who disparage his heroism must be punished.

2. The Green Bay Packers rule!

3. The Minnesota Vikings suck!

4. Beer goes with everything.

5. The Core Rulebook is a two-handed weapon, except for berserking Bulmahnauts, who can wield it one handed with no penalties.

6. Bulmahnauts suffer no penalties when using an oar as an improvised weapon.

7. Bulmahnauts gain a +4 racial bonus to Profession (Sailor).

Heh-heh. How quickly our code morphed into rules. We are true Bulmahnauts.

8. Profession: Game Designer and Craft: Rules Revision are class skills.

9. Bonus Feat: Forgo Sleep. You continue to heal, though at half rate, without sleeping. You only take half penalties when exhausted.

10. Class Ability: Lucky escape. Whenever you are working together as a crew, you get to replace your reflex save with your highest save.

BTW, how do you like the carving of the fighter and sorceress fighting the dragon on the bow-head of the Corgo?

BTW, how do you like the carving of the fighter and sorceress fighting the dragon on the bow-head of the Corgo?

Hmmm....I'm not so sure. That might be a cool image for the sail.

Maybe Seoni alone as the bow-head.....

She would make an awesome figurehead...she's got the bust for it.

We could keep the dragon tail on the stern of the ship, and just say that Seoni took the draconic bloodline...

Sweet!

Also, I'm thinking, of course we need shields hanging along both sides of the ship. Maybe we can have the symbols of all the different gods of Golarion on them? Never hurts to hedge your bets....

Or magic shields, that whenever one of the gods of Golarion look at out ship, they see their own holy symbol on our shields. Heck, if you were a faction member, you'd see your own faction symbol on the shields. Talk about having all bets hedged...

Being a Bulmahnaut kicks ass!

Solnes' First Alias wrote:

Yawn! Wake me when the vampire chicks get here.

Wow. Way to throw cold water, SFA.

Oh go start your own thread. I'll butcher you and have you for my Labor Day dinner.

Hmmmm......the androgynous one has a point #1. Maybe we should start our own thread - one dedicated to the great hero and all-around bad ass Mo-fo, Jason Bulmahn. Since you're the first of us, I'll give you the honor.

Should we title the thread, The Corbossy?

It hurts to be unwanted and unwelcome...sniff.

I don't think we're unwanted or unwelcome. I believe this is just a result of SFA's deep-seated psychological fear of the us and the awesomeness for which we stand as followers of the great hero Bulmahn. There are many who cannot tolerate greatness in their midst, and so seek to tear it down.

Ah. Well that explains it, and many other things in life!

So where are the goth chicks?

Time for the son to inherit its father's legacy...

Who's up for another 20,000 posts?

Oi! I just started a new thread for that :(

Time for the son to inherit its father's legacy...

Who's up for another 20,000 posts?

Ooh, me, me! :)

Oi! I just started a new thread for that :(

Huh. So did Sharoth...

Haha! And so did Sharoth.

Yes I did! and my thread is better! ~griamces~ Posers!

~GRINS~

I was going to open a new thread, but I remembered this one from the first time FaWTL!!! started going wonky. :)

Is the thread dead?

I'm all for this one, since it was here first.

Not only is FAWTL done, but I think Untitled III may be on the horizon very soon. That thread is really acting up. You can't even see posts on it anymore.

Now that the post limit is a relatively known quantity, I'm not sure if we need to get back to spamming up the post count on this thread... I just think it's handy having a thread for random banter.

FaWTL died at about 21000 posts according to Gary. Long live the lemony lime goodness that is Spite.

THEY TOOK MY HOME FROM ME!! HOW COULD THEY!? OH, WELL HERE I AM.... NOW WHERE ARE THE BABES?!

Did it die, or did he kill it?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I wanted to post there just ONE LAST TIME!

Can we even view the body?

That thread was all we had left of IssacX. A moment of silence, please, for the genius who started it all. He may never pass this way again.

Did it die, or did he kill it?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I wanted to post there just ONE LAST TIME!

Can we even view the body?

Yeah, FaWTL!!! is still out there. I had the last post before Gary's announcement. I wish I had posted something more profound. :(

I do wonder if our "little" thread was responsible for other issues on the server.