Now?

Taig it top of the heap. What else does he get?

A NEW CAR!!!

Almost every student final paper I grade kills just a little more of my soul.

My son is so smart.

Occasionally, I still have to explain to a parent why I can't reveal information about their college-age student. It's the LAWR.

Occasionally, I still have to explain to a parent why I can't reveal information about their college-age student. It's the LAWR.

Do they literally hover slightly above and behind their kids too?

That kind of makes it sound like the 'rent is controlling their kid in a video game.

Good night, everyone.

I'll be dreaming of falling houses.

Edit: Interesting choice for a Roy Scheider role, Ambrosia. :)

Howdy, Taig and Flash

Howdy Ambrosia. :)

Good night, everyone.

I'll be dreaming of falling houses.

[mellencamp]"Little fallin' houses, for you and Taig..."[/mellencamp]

@ Ambrosia, in those cases, I actually sometimes wish they could!

Goodnight, Taig. Don't forget to help Dorothy aim...or the colossal air elemental...whoever is doing the aiming.

@ Ambrosia, in those cases, I actually sometimes wish they could!

Hmmm, now I want to create a class called the ParStu... nearly all the wisdom, experience, and 401K/portfolio of parent, with nearly all the youth, open-mindedness, and horniness of a teenager.

Of course, +16 BAB & nine levels of spells.

Ah-HAHAHA!

And with that...G'NITE everybody!

camper lies.

flash_cxxi wrote:

Home from work finally. :)

Now to relax for an hour or so before the family gets home.

Dare I ask?

You can ask Moorluck...

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Home from work finally. :)

Now to relax for an hour or so before the family gets home.

Dare I ask?

You can ask Moorluck...

I did not do it this time! I told you bringing those highschool girls home was a bad idea, but would you listen? No.

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Home from work finally. :)

Now to relax for an hour or so before the family gets home.

Dare I ask?

You can ask Moorluck...

I did not do it this time! I told you bringing those highschool girls home was a bad idea, but would you listen? No.

** spoiler omitted **

He probably only brought them home to watch new-hire training videos. And to see what kind of sandwich they could make together.

No, I don't believe those excuses either.

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

taig wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Home from work finally. :)

Now to relax for an hour or so before the family gets home.

Dare I ask?

You can ask Moorluck...

I did not do it this time! I told you bringing those highschool girls home was a bad idea, but would you listen? No.

** spoiler omitted **

He probably only brought them home to watch new-hire training videos. And to see what kind of sandwich they could make together.

No, I don't believe those excuses either.

I like sandwich training...

mine!

Don't forget the little blue guys.

too true...

A NEW CAR!!!

My grandma won a new car on the Price Is Right a long time ago - like 20 years or so. It was an Isuzu Brat, if I remember correctly.

taig wrote:

A NEW CAR!!!

My grandma won a new car on the Price Is Right a long time ago - like 20 years or so. It was an Isuzu Brat, if I remember correctly.

Was Bob Barker repulsed by the rotting flesh? :)

Actually, that is pretty cool.

I won a 2006 Yukon Denali in the "Best Dad in America contest." I traded it in for a 2001 and then when gas prices got too high I traded that in for a minivan. I wish I had the Denali back.

"Remember to always spay and neuter your zombies."

I won a 2006 Yukon Denali in the "Best Dad in America contest." I traded it in for a 2001 and then when gas prices got too high I traded that in for a minivan. I wish I had the Denali back.

That's pretty neat that you're considered the best dad in America.

How do you get submitted for such a contest?

David Fryer wrote:

I won a 2006 Yukon Denali in the "Best Dad in America contest." I traded it in for a 2001 and then when gas prices got too high I traded that in for a minivan. I wish I had the Denali back.

That's pretty neat that you're considered the best dad in America.

How do you get submitted for such a contest?

My wife wrote an essay nominating me. I think she really wanted the car.

Ah...what women will do for a new car. <sniff, sniff>
It's a horrifically beautiful thing.

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

A NEW CAR!!!

My grandma won a new car on the Price Is Right a long time ago - like 20 years or so. It was an Isuzu Brat, if I remember correctly.

Was Bob Barker repulsed by the rotting flesh? :)

Actually, that is pretty cool.

Are you kidding?!? Bob's been one of us for a good while now.

taig wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

A NEW CAR!!!

My grandma won a new car on the Price Is Right a long time ago - like 20 years or so. It was an Isuzu Brat, if I remember correctly.

Was Bob Barker repulsed by the rotting flesh? :)

Actually, that is pretty cool.

Are you kidding?!? Bob's been one of us for a good while now.

He's remarkably well-preserved.

Just a heads up people, I might want/need help with my writing for next semester. I just want to know if I can use your [aberzombie voice] BRAINNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! [/amberzombie voice] next semester. Spelling and grammer are not my strong points.

looks at the talking plant subtype and badger/wolverine thingie with puppy dog eyes

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

taig wrote:

A NEW CAR!!!

My grandma won a new car on the Price Is Right a long time ago - like 20 years or so. It was an Isuzu Brat, if I remember correctly.

Was Bob Barker repulsed by the rotting flesh? :)

Actually, that is pretty cool.

Are you kidding?!? Bob's been one of us for a good while now.

He's remarkably well-preserved.

It's the embalming fluid - Botox for the undead.

Just a heads up people, I might want/need help with my writing for next semester. I just want to know if I can use your [aberzombie voice] BRAINNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! [/amberzombie voice] next semester. Spelling and grammer are not my strong points.

looks at the talking plant subtype and badger/wolverine thingie with puppy dog eyes

holds up sign asking for voice back

Woodraven wrote:

Just a heads up people, I might want/need help with my writing for next semester. I just want to know if I can use your [aberzombie voice] BRAINNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! [/amberzombie voice] next semester. Spelling and grammer are not my strong points.

looks at the talking plant subtype and badger/wolverine thingie with puppy dog eyes

holds up sign asking for voice back

gives voice back to the grateful undead zombie

please give me a couple years to get my bachelors then you can pick my brain, unless you find in a gutter somewhere first

I see that the insanity continues. Good work, all. :)

Don't worry, Woodraven...the Greenman will give you advice...MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Insanity, is that what this is?

It looks so much happier than I thought it would look.

What does?

I see that the insanity continues. Good work, all. :)

You doubted us at all? I am appalled(gorram english language, can't spell)

@lynora hope all is well

@everyone my increased presence on the boards means it is my week long thanksgiving break from school. The madness shall commince in....

Hey Lyn

...5...

What does?

This "insanity" of which Lynora speaks.

...4...

...3...

...2...

...1...

mine

no mine

both wrong mine

mine

Eh?