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Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:46 PM

mine byoch!

I can't hear you, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:47 PM

La la la la la la!

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:47 PM

PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!

Shanky the Dretchachaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:47 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

mine byoch!

What the f#** is wrong with you?

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:47 PM

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?

He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!

You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.

I heard you ain't got the balls.

*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*

Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:48 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!

How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:49 PM

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

mine byoch!

What the f*~~ is wrong with you?

heh....yer teh one that got polymairphed into a dretch for stealin' outta Omalley the White Necromancer's medicine cabinet!

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:49 PM

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?

He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!

You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.

I heard you ain't got the balls.

*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*

Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.

Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.

Shanky the Dretchachaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:50 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

mine byoch!

What the f*~~ is wrong with you?

heh....yer teh one that got polymairphed into a dretch for stealin' outta Omalley the White Necromancer's medicine cabinet!

I just f*!*in wanted something to f*!*in drink. Is that so f*!*in wrong? Stupid motherf*!*er!

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:52 PM

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!

How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?

I am the Leprechaun. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:52 PM

Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.

Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:52 PM

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?

He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!

You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.

I heard you ain't got the balls.

*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*

Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.

<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>

Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.

Yup, yer momma sure did luv you. She wern't a bad lookin thang neither.... she wuz a really bad lookin' thang!! Harharharhar!

Wanky the Camprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:53 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!

How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?

I am the Leprechaun. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.

*Reading from a book of poetry*
"You say that I'm repeating myself..."

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:54 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

PUT THE LOTION IN TEH BASKET!!!!!

How 'bouts Ah puts the loshun in yer basket?

I am the Leprechaun. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.

Howz 'bout I give ya' an AWE @$#%! That whut ya' wantin'?

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:54 PM

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?

He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!

You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.

I heard you ain't got the balls.

*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*

Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.

<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>

Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.

Yup, yer momma sure did luv you. She wern't a bad lookin thang neither.... she wuz a really bad lookin' thang!! Harharharhar!

Aw shucks, Teabaggins! You say the sweetest thangs. Lets you an me go behind the woodshed.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:55 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.

Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.

Hey, Mairkurion. How's it going?

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:56 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.

Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.

Yup. Ol' Murluck gots his'elf one a them thar theories 'bout that store... but he ain't sayin on these here boards on account o' him not wantin ta start a fare up in here.

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 07:57 PM

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

Ya' wouldn't mind if'n Ah tooked the body.... uhm... fer....uh.... luvin' would ya'?

He's mine! Step off, b#&%&!

You go 'head an call me by mah mommas name 'gain an see whut Ah do to ya'. Ah'll wear ya' like a @%&*ring if'n ya gets mah drift.

I heard you ain't got the balls.

*Drops two 10 pound bowling balls on SUS's head.*

Well, Ah reckon ya' gots mahn now. Harharhar.

<Balls bounce harmlessly off head>

Mama got me an adamantium plate for my skull.

Yup, yer momma sure did luv you. She wern't a bad lookin thang neither.... she wuz a really bad lookin' thang!! Harharharhar!

Aw shucks, Teabaggins! You say the sweetest thangs. Lets you an me go behind the woodshed.

Well Hell, Ah said I wern't picky, an' Ah ain't. C'mere Sweet fleas.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:11 PM

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.

Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.

Hey, Mairkurion. How's it going?

Hey!

Knee deep in bad essays, trying to grade my way out.

Did you witness the birth of the fiend-and-a-half?

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:12 PM

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:12 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good, David. I'm pulling for ya.

Moorluck: some folks don't deserve to remain in business. Good, let them go and make room for enterprising folk like our David.

Hey, Mairkurion. How's it going?

Hey!

Knee deep in bad essays, trying to grade my way out.

Did you witness the birth of the fiend-and-a-half?

After Dill and Sebastina get done, that's probably what we're going to get.

To which thread are you referring?

lynora, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:13 PM

Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.

Now I'm sounding like flash. :)

And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:14 PM

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~

You'll be happy to know that your body was being fought over, and, as a result, a love connection was made.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:14 PM

Looking for a Xmas gift for me this year, and want to stand out from the minis that undoubtedly everyone else is getting me? How about a book? Or this one, if you're looking to trim back the costs this year.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:15 PM

taig wrote:

To which thread are you referring?

The half-fiend template thread.

EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:15 PM

lynora wrote:

Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.

Now I'm sounding like flash. :)

And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(

Yeah, we should put disclaimers on for the previous few pages.

Sorry to hear you're not able to get on the site. Will things change for you after this week?

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:18 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

To which thread are you referring?

The half-fiend template thread.

EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.

Oh, my.

I'm doing my shopping here.

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:19 PM

lynora wrote:

Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.

Now I'm sounding like flash. :)

And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(

Haudee thar lil' lady. Ya' missin' ol' Dill ahn' had ta come see 'im 'gain huh?

If you need to chat I'm free Doll.

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:19 PM

lynora wrote:

Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.

Now I'm sounding like flash. :)

And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(

Yeah;...he's not too kosher.

IssacX, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:20 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

lynora wrote:

Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.

Now I'm sounding like flash. :)

And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(

Yeah;...he's not too kosher.

This.

Heathansson, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:22 PM

seancing the phantom.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:22 PM

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

To which thread are you referring?

The half-fiend template thread.

EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.

Oh, my.

I'm doing my shopping here.

I've never heard of this place. What's the scoop? The look of the site makes me a little nervous for some reason.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:23 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

To which thread are you referring?

The half-fiend template thread.

EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.

Oh, my.

I'm doing my shopping here.

I've never heard of this place. What's the scoop? The look of the site makes me a little nervous for some reason.

I did a google search for "cheap books" and that was one of the first hits.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:26 PM

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~

Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?

lynora, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:28 PM

taig wrote:

lynora wrote:

Four. whole. pages. Most of which were Dill's disturbing rantings. Sheesh, people.

Now I'm sounding like flash. :)

And I won't be on much tomorrow either :(

Yeah, we should put disclaimers on for the previous few pages.

Sorry to hear you're not able to get on the site. Will things change for you after this week?

I'm really not sure. A lot of things are pretty up in the air right now.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:28 PM

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

To which thread are you referring?

The half-fiend template thread.

EDIT: Howdy, Lynora.

Oh, my.

I'm doing my shopping here.

I've never heard of this place. What's the scoop? The look of the site makes me a little nervous for some reason.

I did a google search for "cheap books" and that was one of the first hits.

Neat place!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:30 PM

Hey, I'd be curious to hear if any of you guys use that site.

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:31 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~

Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?

Water, juice (orange or cran-raspberry or any other kind), milk. I like sweat tea, but I tend to dilute it since most sweat tea is too sweet. I will drink sodas sometimes. Just nothing with coconut in it.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:34 PM

Invisi Post

You can't see me.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:34 PM

Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.

Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:36 PM

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~

Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?

Water, juice (orange or cran-raspberry or any other kind), milk. I like sweat tea, but I tend to dilute it since most sweat tea is too sweet. I will drink sodas sometimes. Just nothing with coconut in it.

Coolness. I'll make sure you don't dry out. ;)

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:37 PM

taig wrote:

Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.

Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Sleep well taig. ~pulls out my +5 sword of badger slaying~ Sleep very well. ~evil laughter~

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Fiction, Planet Stories Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 08:38 PM

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

<Hides bow which just fired an Arrow of Dragon Slaying>

I dunno. Maybe he had to retire...permanently.

~staggers in with an arrow in my back~ Eh tu Brute, errr..., taig? ~falls down dead~

Hey Dragon! You got any soda or other drink preferences? Anything we need to stock in the fridge to ensure you don't die of dehydration?

Water, juice (orange or cran-raspberry or any other kind), milk. I like sweat tea, but I tend to dilute it since most sweat tea is too sweet. I will drink sodas sometimes. Just nothing with coconut in it.

Coolness. I'll make sure you don't dry out. ;)

Honestly, just have some water, some ice, and a straw. That might just do the trick.

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:08 PM

where'd evbody go?

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:10 PM

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.

Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Sleep well taig. ~pulls out my +5 sword of badger slaying~ Sleep very well. ~evil laughter~

Looks at sword.......hey, dude; you misread the ancient dwarven runes on this mofo. It's a +5 sword of slayer badgering.
Now that I'm done badgering the witless, I'm offta bed.

Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:11 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

taig wrote:

Well, I can't live off of 4 hours of sleep like some people, so I'm turning in.

Lynora, I hope things solidify for you soon. I'm sorry you're going through this.

Sleep well taig. ~pulls out my +5 sword of badger slaying~ Sleep very well. ~evil laughter~

Looks at sword.......hey, dude; you misread the ancient dwarven runes on this mofo. It's a +5 sword of slayer badgering.
Now that I'm done badgering the witless, I'm offta bed.

Good night. I hope you remembered your sleeping bag..... CAMPER!!

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:24 PM

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!

Dill Dotee Baggins, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:26 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!

Ya commin' ta' bed sugar britches. Ah'm gettin' lonely.

Spanky the Leprechaun, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:33 PM

Ditty mow, creeper!!!

Carnivorous_Bean, Wed, Nov 18, 2009, 09:36 PM

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitey niiiiiiiiiiiite.....
heheheheheheheeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeee!!!

I've heard it said that the giggle of certain leprechauns can make even an otyugh throw up .... ;)