....and yearn to return to slumber.

Give in to your feelings......

begins to sing

Go to sleep...
Go to sleep...

BOOYAH! Top of the page!

taig wrote:

Good morning!...morning...morning

Hmm...there's an echo in here.

Mornin' Fuzzy. How ya feelin' the day after your run/jog/walk?

I'm coughing a lot, thanks to stirring up whatever gunk I had in my lungs, and my legs hurt. I'll be ready for another go on Saturday. :)

So what did I miss?

And so, I awake, survey the packing yet to be finished and the coffee unmade, and yearn to return to slumber.

What, Rone still didn't see all my hard work translating from the Chinese?

>>Psst, Mairkurion<<

Morning, ladies and leprechauns!

Good morning, ol' Bean, all.

Got stuff to do, zombie man. But before I brew that coffee, maybe I'll take a look at Taig's link...

Rule of life #7: No matter what the question, costumes are a good answer.

So what did I miss?

Well, Lisa finally managed to discover the hidden code that would allow her to hack into the Post Office computers and get free shipping for life. Little did she know that this was all part of Nick's master plan to frame her for the assasination of JFK. Meanwhile, Vic and Jason's adventures in Paraguay took a frightening turn, when their long lost nemesis Monte showed up, with an army of mind controlled chimpanzees at his back....no wait, that's my soap opera.

David Fryer wrote:

So what did I miss?

Well, Lisa finally managed to discover the hidden code that would allow her to hack into the Post Office computers and get free shipping for life. Little did she know that this was all part of Nick's master plan to frame her for the assasination of JFK. Meanwhile, Vic and Jason's adventures in Paraguay took a frightening turn, when their long lost nemesis Monte showed up, with an army of mind controlled chimpanzees at his back....no wait, that's my soap opera.

Were they flying simion minions ready to fling chaos down on the world?

Thanks, Taig, I don't know how I missed that...maybe it was ghosting on me.

Still, he failed to mention how much those other translations suck in comparison...or maybe it just was so obvious he felt no need to comment.

And have I mentioned how much it annoys me that the word kock cannot be typed? 'cuz it really is a personal favorite.

Aberzombie wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

So what did I miss?

Well, Lisa finally managed to discover the hidden code that would allow her to hack into the Post Office computers and get free shipping for life. Little did she know that this was all part of Nick's master plan to frame her for the assasination of JFK. Meanwhile, Vic and Jason's adventures in Paraguay took a frightening turn, when their long lost nemesis Monte showed up, with an army of mind controlled chimpanzees at his back....no wait, that's my soap opera.

Were they flying simion minions ready to fling chaos down on the world?

Nope. No wings...yet.

Benjamin Sisko was the best Star Trek captain ever!

Benjamin Sisko was the best Star Trek captain ever!

Dude! Wrong thread.

Burn!

...baby, burn! Disco Inferno..

Mornin', Devlyn.

Pours rest of water pitcher over angry fan boy.

Hey, I'm only brewing 6 cups, can't let this go to waste.

Mornin', Devlyn.

Pours rest of water pitcher over angry fan boy.

Hey, I'm only brewing 6 cups, can't let this go to waste.

I laugh at your weak coffee.

Hey! If we keep pouring water on him, we can have our own sauna!

You didn't get any coffee, foo.

I laugh at your ST series that tossed its best story lines in favor of sensationalism and went to Poopstation #9.

Hey! If we keep pouring water on him, we can have our own sauna!

Lucky says to get your ass back to the Charm factory.

Is that like Love Potion #9?

Who left this unattended fire hose laying around?

Turns on full blast, goes flying up into the air as he power-hoses the flaming fanster.

You didn't get any coffee, foo.

I laugh at your ST series that tossed its best story lines in favor of sensationalism and went to Poopstation #9.

Ah, treeboy, I will miss you when our new robot overlords cut down all the forests to build new factories.

Lucky says to get your ass back to the Charm factory.

I gots bucket loads of charms...green clovers, blue stars, pink daffodils....

....our new robot overlords....

Wait, we aren't getting new Pod People Overlords? Damn, I've really got to keep up with these changes.

Good morning. What did I miss?

Who left this unattended fire hose laying around?

Turns on full blast, goes flying up into the air as he power-hoses the flaming fanster.

Kill the camprechaun!

Angry Fanboy wrote:

....our new robot overlords....

Wait, we aren't getting new Pod People Overlords? Damn, I've really got to keep up with these changes.

I thought we were getting dryad overlords. :(

Good morning. What did I miss?

You don't want to know.

Good morning. What did I miss?

*ducks the flying fae and sidesteps the firehose* Oh, the usual.

ALIAS FIGHT!

ALIAS FIGHT!

*eats David Fryer*

Punches his way out of Lector's stomach! That was just rude.

Yeah, where's that sexy new alternative reality Fryer. She was kinda hot.

Good morning. What did I miss?

Well, Jan was confronted by Pamela over their shared feelings for Marcus. The arguement got heated, until Marcus showed up and announced he was leaving them both for his pet Llama. Meanwhile, Alison finally admitted the truth to Richard about her time spent as an secret agent working for the Smuckers company....No wait, that's my soap opera.

Yeah, where's that sexy new alternative reality Fryer. She was kinda hot.

I'm not a she!

Starts stomping aliases left and right.

TRUMPET!!!

Roundhouse kicks Hannibal Lector into another bad sequal.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Yeah, where's that sexy new alternative reality Fryer. She was kinda hot.

I'm not a she!

Sweeps aside with limb.

No not you, the dryad!

casts Summon Tarrasque on the thread.

Divad Frier wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Yeah, where's that sexy new alternative reality Fryer. She was kinda hot.

I'm not a she!

Sweeps aside with limb.

No not you, the dryad!

But, I am sexy, and an alternate reality version of David!

Only YOU can prevent angry fanboiz!

Takes over control of fire-hose from dispatched camprechaun.

walks in and starts blasting alias meatbags

Starts stomping aliases left and right.

TRUMPET!!!

Foolish elephant.

It's a little-known fact about dryads that they have big

"Who is the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

Mmmmm....dryads

Be gone, lesser devil! For I serve the greatest master of all!

Dismisses Sebastian's TID.