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flash_cxxi (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 06:42 AM

Someone had to do it... I just figured it might as well be me. Hell everyone already knows I'm Solnes' biggest Cultist... (y'know, 'ceptin' High Priest Moorluck 'o course, so I 'spose that makes me like First Acolyte or somethin')


flash_xxxx, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 06:59 AM

Yay! Another place to get funky in. Oh yeah, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!


Solnes' First Alias, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 07:28 AM

Now she has her own cult?


MoorLackey, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 07:35 AM

Hmmm, this could be.....interesting.


Lord Fyre (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 07:49 AM

Solnes' First Alias wrote: Now she has her own cult? As is good and proper! ;D Spoiler: Just not too proper. ;)


Frat Jack, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 08:14 AM

Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back...


Erusin, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 09:24 AM

Lameness is increasing, sir!


Kobold Cleaver, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 09:24 AM

Erusin wrote: Lameness is increasing, sir! I know...now Solnes has a cult, too.


Goth Chick, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 11:20 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back... I'm here frat boy.


Jahaira, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 11:29 AM

Frat Jack wrote: Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back... That's what you get for the price of free, buddy. You think this is a charity? ;)


Jack'n Jill, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 11:34 AM

Yeah, if you want something for nothing join the Pony cult.


Frat Jack, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 11:39 AM

Goth Chick wrote: Frat Jack wrote: Hey, where's the pleasure?! Its just a bunch of guys talking!!! I want my money back... I'm here frat boy. RAWR! woof woof woof... Jahaira wrote: That's what you get for the price of free, buddy. You think this is a charity? ;) Hey, money comes AFTER the job is done... what kind of a bizjack do you think I am? waves the gold ingots


Miserable Old Bitty, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:19 PM

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! This thread is filthy.


Ambrosia Slaad, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:26 PM

Miserable Old Bitty wrote: YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! This thread is filthy. Quite right! {sprays Old Bitty* with lemon pledge, then wipes her off*} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing?


Miserable Old Bitty, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:27 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Miserable Old Bitty wrote: YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! This thread is filthy. Quite right! {sprays Old Bitty* with lemon pledge, then wipes her off*} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing? None. That's my skin you're wiping off, hussie.


Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:32 PM

Lord Fyre wrote: Solnes' First Alias wrote: Now she has her own cult? As is good and proper! ;D spoiler omitted Hey I like my wife to be improper as hell, if you don't mind. :)


Ambrosia Slaad, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:33 PM

Miserable Old Bitty wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote: {sprays Old Bitty* with lemon pledge, then wipes her off*} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing? None. That's my skin you're wiping off, hussie. Oops, sorry. And hussie?! I'll have you know that despite my shamelessness, I still repeatedly fail to become promiscuous. I'm in such a drought that Mrs. Cleaver over there looked good for a bit.


June Cleaver, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:35 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Miserable Old Bitty wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote: {sprays Old Bitty* with lemon pledge, then wipes her off} Ewww! How many layers of make-up are you wearing? None. That's my skin you're wiping off, hussie. Oops, sorry. And hussie?! I'll have you know that despite my shamelessness, I still repeatedly fail to become promiscuous. I'm in such a drought that Mrs. Cleaver over there looked good for a bit. winks grotesquely*


Solnes, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:36 PM

Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know! Spoiler: (oYo) for everybody! ;)


Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:38 PM

Solnes wrote: Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know! spoiler omitted That's my baby! Take it all off sweety, let's show these folks what you got! ;)


flash_cxxi (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:39 PM

Solnes wrote: Awwww. For me? I'm glad you approve... I was a little worried...


Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 02:42 PM

flash_cxxi wrote: Solnes wrote: Awwww. For me? I'm glad you approve... I was a little worried... You should know by now she never gets tired of being viewed as an object of lust. ;)


Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 04:16 PM

Hey, trick or treat, losers!


Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 04:33 PM

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote: Hey, trick or treat, losers! A real treat would be if you and your loser a** aliases would go for a long walk on a real short pier.


Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 04:35 PM

Moorluck wrote: Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote: Hey, trick or treat, losers! A real treat would be if you and your loser a** aliases would go for a long walk on a real short pier. Silly drow thing, I don't have any aliases. You do, though. So how about you take yourself and all YOUR loser aliases back to your little ballerina act or whatever drows do for fun.


Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy, Sat, Oct 31, 2009, 04:47 PM

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote: Moorluck wrote: Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote: Hey, trick or treat, losers! A real treat would be if you and your loser a** aliases would go for a long walk on a real short pier. Silly drow thing, I don't have any aliases. You do, though. So how about you take yourself and all YOUR loser aliases back to your little ballerina act or whatever drows do for fun. {shrugs, hands over candy apple and popcorn ball from his bag} Treats is slim pickin' this year, but you probably need these more than me to keep your blood sugar up; you might get grumpy otherwise. Neat costume. Are you a Tian Xia dragon?


Pony Stalker, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 11:25 AM

Where's my pony!


CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 11:45 AM

Humps Moorluck's leg. Oops. My bad. Runs over and starts humping Solnes's leg.


Moorlucky, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 11:53 AM

I just hit the jackpot.


flash_xxxx, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 12:26 PM

Moorlucky wrote: I just hit the jackpot. So, is that what they're callingit now....


Dark Solnes, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:51 PM

walks into the HoP meh....needs new wallpaper and it smells like cheese.... leaves the HoP


Mighty Mouse, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:53 PM

Mmmmm...cheese.


brock (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:55 PM

Solnes wrote: Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know! spoiler omitted Tried to look in the spoiler but it said my browser needed a flash plugin...


Crimson Jester, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:56 PM

Not another one.


Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:25 PM

brock wrote: Solnes wrote: Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know! spoiler omitted Tried to look in the spoiler but it said my browser needed a flash plugin... Hey! Man, the candy ain't worth having to hear puns like that one! Runs


Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:27 PM

Crimson Jester wrote: Not another one. One? There are two of them.


Moorluck (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:28 PM

brock wrote: Solnes wrote: Awwww. For me? Well how can I thank you all? Oooooh I know! spoiler omitted Tried to look in the spoiler but it said my browser needed a flash plugin... You want the link. ;)


flash_xxxx, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:29 PM

I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?


Not that inoccent., Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:34 PM

flash_xxxx wrote: I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong? Psst.... your adams apple is showing.


Fake Healer, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:36 PM

Casts Quickened, Silent, Enlarged, Empowered Mass Remove Every Stitch of Clothing on everyone in the thread....no save, just a touch attack and you all know you want to be touched. There, that's better!


Jumping Jack, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:50 PM

Sees what FH is up too and cast Greater Hightened Expanded Globe of Lubrication "That should speed things up."


Miserable Old Bitty, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 05:55 PM

Fake Healer wrote: Casts Quickened, Silent, Enlarged, Empowered Mass Remove Every Stitch of Clothing on everyone in the thread....no save, just a touch attack and you all know you want to be touched. There, that's better! Ooh, you cad! hoists up breasts so that they don't drag on the floor You boys only think about one thing!


Solnes, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:09 PM

Hmm....not enough naughtiness....where are my boys at?


Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 07:10 PM

Miserable Old Bitty wrote: Fake Healer wrote: Casts Quickened, Silent, Enlarged, Empowered Mass Remove Every Stitch of Clothing on everyone in the thread....no save, just a touch attack and you all know you want to be touched. There, that's better! Ooh, you cad! hoists up breasts so that they don't drag on the floor You boys only think about one thing! Wha-? 8O ... {starts gouging out eyes with Swiss Army spork} The pictures... they won't leave my brain...


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:04 AM

Shadow Jumps through thread. "It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P


lynora, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:41 AM

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Shadow Jumps through thread. "It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P It's lovely, isn't it? :)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:55 AM

lynora wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Shadow Jumps through thread. "It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P It's lovely, isn't it? :) "Well - certain parts are indeed, quite...oh my." :D


Miserable Old Bitty, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:56 AM

Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: lynora wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Shadow Jumps through thread. "It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P It's lovely, isn't it? :) "Well - certain parts are indeed, quite...oh my." :D Keep your eyes off my "parts", pervert.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:00 AM

Miserable Old Bitty wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: lynora wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Shadow Jumps through thread. "It's been a very fruitful weekend, it would seem....wow." ;P It's lovely, isn't it? :) "Well - certain parts are indeed, quite...oh my." :D Keep your eyes off my "parts", pervert. "Right. No problem," as he finds some kind of blanket/tablecloth/fabric to throw to M.O.B. "Y'know, there are some times when blindsight is more of a bane than a boon..." ;D