Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.

As are everyone else who paid full price for admission.

Hmm. I must subvert this new social group to my own nefarious purposes.

I wholly endorse this group, and under my watchful gaze you shall prosper and eventually my plans will be complete!

How's that working out for you?

I hunger for poodlechum.

I think I hear Mr. Fishy callin' you.

Beware my puffy friends. When I was more public with my poodle practices I was persecuted for my beliefs. Hide your poodleness in public until we have sufficient numbers. Adopt clever aliases so you cannot be identified.

You mean punted by a jack?

Paratrooper hump!

lands on Court Fool and humps till I can't no more

No one expects the paratrooper hump!

Oh yeah, harder! Faster!

No one expects the paratrooper hump!

Oh yeah, harder! Faster!

pumps harder and faster

CourtFool wrote:

No one expects the paratrooper hump!

Oh yeah, harder! Faster!

pumps harder and faster

and harder and faster

Lord High Poodle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

No one expects the paratrooper hump!

Oh yeah, harder! Faster!

pumps harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Lord High Poodle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

No one expects the paratrooper hump!

Oh yeah, harder! Faster!

pumps harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Lord High Poodle wrote:

Lord High Poodle wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

No one expects the paratrooper hump!

Oh yeah, harder! Faster!

pumps harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

and harder and faster

Uh, maybe you need to ease up there. You might kill him.

Uh, maybe you need to ease up there. You might kill him.

...but what a way to go. :)

I had a ways to go once.....

Cockapoo wrote:

Uh, maybe you need to ease up there. You might kill him.

...but what a way to go. :)

Beats being put to sleep by the vet that's for sure.

tunnel rat hump

bursts from the ground behind cockapoo, and begins to hump cockapoo's leg

I had a ways to go once.....

Do you have a story behind that CDP?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I had a ways to go once.....

Do you have a story behind that CDP?

Probably, but my psychotropic-drug addled memory won't let me remember.

I wonder if CDP's "meds" everydog gets into are little blue pills...

I've got waaayyyy more than one type of pill.

Now my boots are as soiled as my soul.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I don't like sparkley things.

He won't sparkle if we all hump him at once.

Pathetic little sparkly vampire won't even stand near a light so we can chase the reflected light around the room.

Disco ball vampires...who would've thunk it?

I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Humps Angsty.

You all look alike to me.

I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

Here, let me polish your sparklies. *humps Angsty*

These events have inspired me to add a stanza to my poem. I have inserted it as the second stanza of the epic poem in my profile.

It is in verse that I truly pour out my soul.

He talks funny too.

He talks funny too.

I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.

CourtFool wrote:

He talks funny too.

I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.

How about a UV bullet?

CourtFool wrote:

He talks funny too.

I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.

Let me take the sparkling one down jabroni lane to the smackdown hotel and introduce him to the real rock bottom then use the stake

Cockapoo wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

He talks funny too.

I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.

How about a UV bullet?

noooooo!!! he will just sparkle all the time

He looks kind of French to me.

He looks kind of French to me.

Yeah he does. He talks like a Frenchy too. GRRRR!

Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

Make it stop! Make it STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

*licks CDP* Time for your meds CDP. Don't worry. The snow can't continue on forever.

CourtFool wrote:

He talks funny too.

I know you're against us using violence Courtfool but do you think you could make an exception this time? Just one stake to the heart. That's all I ask.

But he has a good humping leg.

Continues humping away on the sparkly leg.

runs madly in a circle while barking at the falling snow

*sings while humping Angsty*

~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.

AWOOOO!

*sings while humping Angsty*

~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.

AWOOOO!

Um.

Are you almost finished?

*sings while humping Angsty*

~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.

AWOOOO!

*hops on the other leg* AWOOOOOOOOO!

Yankee Poodle wrote:

*sings while humping Angsty*

~Sunshine in the morning makes me sparkle,
~Sunshine on my skin doesn't make me die,
~Sunshine on your pillow while you're sleeping,
~Tells the world that I'm an Emo guy.

AWOOOO!

Um.

Are you almost finished?

No.

*humps some more*

SNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles

Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles

*sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it*

EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote:

Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles

*sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it*

Oh, that's so wrong, but it feels so right. I've never felt so loved. Is this what it's supposed to feel like? I'm not sure... Will people think I'm cool now?

comes in from the snow and gives the new sparkly vamp a cold, wet humping

comes in from the snow and gives the new sparkly vamp a cold, wet humping

What is this thing called, Love?

What is this thing called, Love?

Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving....

EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote:

What is this thing called, Love?

Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving....

Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'.

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again!