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Snarky Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 06:11 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>

See!

{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.

Try jumping from a very high place. That lets you pick up enough speed to fly.

Jack's Right Hand Man Nov 10, 2009, 08:08 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>

See!

{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.

I'll help you fly! *punts Miss Kitty*

Snarky Poodle Nov 11, 2009, 05:26 AM

Someone told me that today is Veterinarians Day.

I don't think they should get a day. They're always trying to stab us with needles and cut our balls off.

Cockapoo Nov 11, 2009, 09:19 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Someone told me that today is Veterinarians Day.

I don't think they should get a day. They're always trying to stab us with needles and cut our balls off.

Yeah, I know. I really hate that anal probe they give us. *shudder*

Alien Abductor Nov 11, 2009, 07:13 PM

I really hate that they took our schtick.

Llamafrog Nov 11, 2009, 07:28 PM

Yeah, today is veteran's day, and a fine hump day too!

*humps Alien Abductor*

Alien Abductor Nov 11, 2009, 07:30 PM

Mmmmm....that's even better than the probe.

Miss Kitty Nov 11, 2009, 07:38 PM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:
{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.
I'll help you fly! *punts Miss Kitty*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!- <WHOOMP!>

{struggles to feet} Landing is even harder than Flying.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 12, 2009, 03:32 AM

Is it Friday yet?

Snarky Poodle Nov 12, 2009, 05:55 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Is it Friday yet?

Not yet...

It is Hump Day, though.

Llamafrog Nov 12, 2009, 08:30 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Is it Friday yet?
Not yet...
It is Hump Day, though.

Yay!

*humps Snarky Poodle*

CourtFool Nov 12, 2009, 11:08 AM

Alien Abductor wrote:

Mmmmm....that's even better than the probe.

One of us!

Llamafrog Nov 12, 2009, 02:33 PM

CourtFool wrote:

Alien Abductor wrote:
Mmmmm....that's even better than the probe.

One of us!

*Gives Alien Abductor a Poodle Honorary Badge, a squeaky toy, and a Hump Discount Coupon*

Alien Abductor Nov 12, 2009, 06:44 PM

I don't think this is working right.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 13, 2009, 03:42 AM

looks at calender and realizes it is finally Friday....THE 13TH!!!

Damn!

CourtFool Nov 13, 2009, 06:54 AM

Woo Hoo! I need to buy a lottery ticket. Friday the 13th is always lucky for me.

Cockapoo Nov 13, 2009, 07:52 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

looks at calender and realizes it is finally Friday....THE 13TH!!!

Damn!

*whines* *runs and hides under the couch*

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 13, 2009, 04:05 PM

I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french.

Snarky Poodle Nov 13, 2009, 04:59 PM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french.

Did you bite him?

Miss Kitty Nov 13, 2009, 05:04 PM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french.
Did you bite him?

Or just a nibble? I doubt he could run fast; he sounds like he has a lung condition.

Cockapoo Nov 13, 2009, 05:13 PM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I could swear I've been followed today - big guy, ratty clothing, hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's french.
Did you bite him?

If he's French you can be assured Sumo mauled him.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 15, 2009, 03:55 PM

Damn! Crazy, hockey-mask-wearing, french bastard tried to stick me with a pitch fork! I had to open up a can of poodle whoop-ass on him.

Rusty the Poodle Nov 15, 2009, 06:48 PM

You showed him, CDP!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 16, 2009, 04:17 AM

Monday! Why did it have to be...Monday!

Snarky Poodle Nov 16, 2009, 07:05 AM

*nudges a squeaky toy to CDP*

Cockapoo Nov 16, 2009, 07:17 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Monday! Why did it have to be...Monday!

You can get through it Sumo. Just take a double dose of your meds. *Licks Sumo*

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 16, 2009, 09:58 AM

Nukes self from orbit with a triple dose of meds....

It's the only way to be sure.

Miss Kitty Nov 16, 2009, 05:06 PM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Nukes self from orbit with a triple dose of meds....

It's the only way to be sure.

Did you bring enough meds to share with the rest of the pack? No brown pills though; it's in my rider.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 18, 2009, 03:49 AM

HUMP DAY!!!!

Snarky Poodle Nov 18, 2009, 07:10 AM

I thought every day was hump day.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 18, 2009, 12:34 PM

Hmmm...you've got a point.

humps Snarky

Rusty the Poodle Nov 19, 2009, 12:47 PM

Another reason to dislike Frenchies

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 20, 2009, 04:36 AM

TGIF!!!

Llamafrog Nov 21, 2009, 09:33 AM

Is Saturday and is Hump Day!

*Humps the mirror*

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 23, 2009, 03:43 AM

Ugh! Another Monday! Are you guys sure we can't just outlaw this day?

Snarky Poodle Nov 23, 2009, 06:48 AM

Why would we outlaw hump day?

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 24, 2009, 06:08 AM

Everyday is humpday, so it isn't like we'd be losing much.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 27, 2009, 04:38 AM

Wow, everyone has gone away. I guess you all finally don't like me anymore.....

Snarky Poodle Nov 27, 2009, 05:33 AM

*humps CDP*

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 27, 2009, 05:40 AM

Thanks Snarky. I needed that. But, hey! At least it's Friday!

CourtFool Nov 30, 2009, 08:00 AM

Sorry guys. A particular post made me realize I do not belong here.

Miss Kitty Nov 30, 2009, 08:02 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Sorry guys. A particular post made me realize I do not belong here.

That sounds ominous...

Snarky Poodle Nov 30, 2009, 08:04 AM

Don't let "the man" get you down.

Miss Kitty Nov 30, 2009, 08:06 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Don't let "the man" get you down.

Yeah! HUMP THE MAN! SHOW HIM WHO'S THE MASTER! Wait?! Did I say that? What's wrong with me?!

What's up, CourtFool?

CourtFool Nov 30, 2009, 08:22 AM

I am not saying good bye. Just posting less.

Miss Kitty Nov 30, 2009, 08:26 AM

CourtFool wrote:

I am not saying good bye. Just posting less.

I'm just a cat (frog), but I'll always consider you welcome. Let us know if there is anything we can do to help, ok?

CourtFool Nov 30, 2009, 08:54 AM

Thank you, Miss Kitty. It is not anything like that. My play style just does not quite align with this place.

Miss Kitty Nov 30, 2009, 09:01 AM

CourtFool wrote:

My play style just does not quite align with this place.

Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :)

CourtFool Nov 30, 2009, 09:19 AM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :)

It is not just them.

Miss Kitty Nov 30, 2009, 11:33 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Miss Kitty wrote:
Don't let the munchkins & gishies grind you down. :)
It is not just them.

If it's something you feel like talking about, let me know.