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Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 07:54 AM

humps the Tindall's leg

CourtFool Nov 4, 2009, 07:57 AM

A new honorary poodle?!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 07:59 AM

I'd vote yea!

Snarky Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 08:33 AM

As he long as he doesn't start humping back...

Cockapoo Nov 4, 2009, 08:51 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

As he long as he doesn't start humping back...

I don't know. That might be kinda fun.

CourtFool Nov 4, 2009, 10:08 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

As he long as he doesn't start humping back...

Who are you and what have you done with our poodle?!

Snarky Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 10:15 AM

Maybe it's just me. I like humping a human leg as much as anybody, but humans humping poodles just rubs me the wrong way.

Oh.

That was a pun wasn't it?

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 10:27 AM

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

Crimson Jester Nov 4, 2009, 10:34 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

hey watch it!

Cockapoo Nov 4, 2009, 10:38 AM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....
hey watch it!

You're French? GRRRRRR!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 10:38 AM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....
hey watch it!

You mean to tell that you...you like to...uhm.. what I mean is....

backs away from CJ

I guess not all of them are frenchies.....

Frat Jack Nov 4, 2009, 12:51 PM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

CourtFool wrote:
Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?
Of course not. I sent it off alre... Er, I mean FratJack sent it off already.

*grabs magazine, rolls it up, smacks JRHM with it*

SMACK!

Told you, you don't fantasize with the food, you EAT it...

You can play with it but by thro.... wait.. this sheep is HOT!

*walks away flipping the magazine*

Llamafrog Nov 4, 2009, 12:52 PM

Today is wednesday, and is Hump day!

*humps the toaster*

YAP!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 4, 2009, 02:26 PM

drops a big landmine for someone to roll in

CourtFool Nov 5, 2009, 07:20 AM

Squirrel!

Crimson Jester Nov 5, 2009, 07:30 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....
hey watch it!
You mean to tell that you...you like to...uhm.. what I mean is....
backs away from CJ

I guess not all of them are frenchies.....

i like to do lots of things, thankfully nothing with a poodle.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 07:36 AM

takes his meds

CourtFool Nov 5, 2009, 07:40 AM

Chases his own tail until dizzy.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 07:41 AM

tries to chase his own tail like the boss, but fails and passes out

PonyLVR, Nov 5, 2009, 07:44 AM

Pets CDP with a gleem in his eye.
There, there puppy it will be alright.

CourtFool Nov 5, 2009, 07:47 AM

Ooo! Fresh leg.

Humps PonyLVR's leg.

Snarky Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 07:48 AM

Yap!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 07:55 AM

licks Snarky

Snarky Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 08:02 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

licks Snarky

Ooh yeah, a little lower.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 08:12 AM

You're a dirty, old poodle. I like that!

Cockapoo Nov 5, 2009, 08:17 AM

PonyLVR, wrote:

Pets CDP with a gleem in his eye.
There, there puppy it will be alright.

*sniffs PonyLVR's bum* Just what I thought! She's French!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 09:18 AM

mauls Ponylvr

Take that you damn frenchie!

CourtFool Nov 5, 2009, 09:19 AM

Hey! I was humping that.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 5, 2009, 09:20 AM

Sorry boss! You know how I feel about those damn frenchies.

Miss Kitty Nov 5, 2009, 04:29 PM

CourtFool wrote:

Squirrel!

Hey, is that your real voice or is your translator collar broken again?

CourtFool Nov 6, 2009, 07:35 AM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Hey, is that your real voice or is your translator collar broken again?

Yap yap yap yap, Yap. Yap yap yap. Yap yap yappity yap.

Yap yap! Grrrr, woof.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 6, 2009, 08:15 AM

You know, for once, I don't really have much to complain about.

Snarky Poodle Nov 6, 2009, 08:26 AM

*humps CDP*

Cockapoo Nov 6, 2009, 08:31 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You know, for once, I don't really have much to complain about.

Who are you and what have you done with the real CDP? You better not be some kind of French clone! GRRRR....

CourtFool Nov 6, 2009, 08:36 AM

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

I am glad to hear it, bud. Yap!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 7, 2009, 07:08 AM

runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie

Snarky Poodle Nov 9, 2009, 08:20 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie

*starts tugging on the other end of the arm*

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 9, 2009, 08:23 AM

Yay! Tug of war! YAP YAP!

Snarky Poodle Nov 9, 2009, 08:24 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Yay! Tug of war! YAP YAP!

Eep! Zombie!

Edit: Gotcha...

Miss Kitty Nov 9, 2009, 06:26 PM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie
*starts tugging on the other end of the arm*

Make a wish...

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 06:47 AM

For a Tuesday, today sure is starting to suck.

Snarky Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 08:18 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

For a Tuesday, today sure is starting to suck.

How is that different from a normal Tuesday?

Llamafrog Nov 10, 2009, 12:41 PM

Today is Tuesday, and its SUCK day!!!

*commences suc... nevermind*

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 01:51 PM

I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.

CourtFool Nov 10, 2009, 01:57 PM

I am sorry, Clinically Depressed Poodle. You will be in my thoughts while I am sitting around the house licking myself. Veteran's day, baby!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 02:13 PM

licks self

Miss Kitty Nov 10, 2009, 05:51 PM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.

You can fly and lick yourself?! That's not fair! Sometimes being feline sucks.

Rusty the Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 05:54 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.
You can fly and lick yourself?! That's not fair! Sometimes being feline sucks.

Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

See!

Miss Kitty Nov 10, 2009, 06:05 PM

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>

See!

{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.

Rusty the Poodle Nov 10, 2009, 06:06 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>

See!

{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.

Oh, I see what's going on now...