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Clinically Depressed Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:54 AM

humps the Tindall's leg

CourtFool, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:57 AM

A new honorary poodle?!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 07:59 AM

I'd vote yea!

Snarky Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 08:33 AM

As he long as he doesn't start humping back...

Cockapoo, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 08:51 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

As he long as he doesn't start humping back...

I don't know. That might be kinda fun.

CourtFool, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 10:08 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

As he long as he doesn't start humping back...

Who are you and what have you done with our poodle?!

Snarky Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 10:15 AM

Maybe it's just me. I like humping a human leg as much as anybody, but humans humping poodles just rubs me the wrong way.

Oh.

That was a pun wasn't it?

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 10:27 AM

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

Crimson Jester, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 10:34 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

hey watch it!

Cockapoo, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 10:38 AM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

hey watch it!

You're French? GRRRRRR!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 10:38 AM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

hey watch it!

You mean to tell that you...you like to...uhm.. what I mean is....

backs away from CJ

I guess not all of them are frenchies.....

Frat Jack, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 12:51 PM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?

Of course not. I sent it off alre... Er, I mean FratJack sent it off already.

*grabs magazine, rolls it up, smacks JRHM with it*

SMACK!

Told you, you don't fantasize with the food, you EAT it...

You can play with it but by thro.... wait.. this sheep is HOT!

*walks away flipping the magazine*

Llamafrog, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 12:52 PM

Today is wednesday, and is Hump day!

*humps the toaster*

YAP!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 02:26 PM

drops a big landmine for someone to roll in

CourtFool, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:20 AM

Squirrel!

Crimson Jester, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:30 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....

hey watch it!

You mean to tell that you...you like to...uhm.. what I mean is....

backs away from CJ

I guess not all of them are frenchies.....

i like to do lots of things, thankfully nothing with a poodle.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:36 AM

takes his meds

CourtFool, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:40 AM

Chases his own tail until dizzy.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:41 AM

tries to chase his own tail like the boss, but fails and passes out

PonyLVR,, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:44 AM

Pets CDP with a gleem in his eye.
There, there puppy it will be alright.

CourtFool, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:47 AM

Ooo! Fresh leg.

Humps PonyLVR's leg.

Snarky Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:48 AM

Yap!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 07:55 AM

licks Snarky

Snarky Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 08:02 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

licks Snarky

Ooh yeah, a little lower.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 08:12 AM

You're a dirty, old poodle. I like that!

Cockapoo, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 08:17 AM

PonyLVR, wrote:

Pets CDP with a gleem in his eye.
There, there puppy it will be alright.

*sniffs PonyLVR's bum* Just what I thought! She's French!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 09:18 AM

mauls Ponylvr

Take that you damn frenchie!

CourtFool, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 09:19 AM

Hey! I was humping that.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 09:20 AM

Sorry boss! You know how I feel about those damn frenchies.

Miss Kitty, Thu, Nov 5, 2009, 04:29 PM

CourtFool wrote:

Squirrel!

Hey, is that your real voice or is your translator collar broken again?

CourtFool, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 07:35 AM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Hey, is that your real voice or is your translator collar broken again?

Yap yap yap yap, Yap. Yap yap yap. Yap yap yappity yap.
Yap yap! Grrrr, woof.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:15 AM

You know, for once, I don't really have much to complain about.

Snarky Poodle, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:26 AM

*humps CDP*

Cockapoo, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:31 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You know, for once, I don't really have much to complain about.

Who are you and what have you done with the real CDP? You better not be some kind of French clone! GRRRR....

CourtFool, Fri, Nov 6, 2009, 08:36 AM

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

I am glad to hear it, bud. Yap!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Sat, Nov 7, 2009, 07:08 AM

runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie

Snarky Poodle, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 08:20 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie

*starts tugging on the other end of the arm*

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 08:23 AM

Yay! Tug of war! YAP YAP!

Snarky Poodle, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 08:24 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Yay! Tug of war! YAP YAP!

Eep! Zombie!

Edit: Gotcha...

Miss Kitty, Mon, Nov 9, 2009, 06:26 PM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie

*starts tugging on the other end of the arm*

Make a wish...

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:47 AM

For a Tuesday, today sure is starting to suck.

Snarky Poodle, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 08:18 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

For a Tuesday, today sure is starting to suck.

How is that different from a normal Tuesday?

Llamafrog, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 12:41 PM

Today is Tuesday, and its SUCK day!!!

*commences suc... nevermind*

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 01:51 PM

I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 01:57 PM

I am sorry, Clinically Depressed Poodle. You will be in my thoughts while I am sitting around the house licking myself. Veteran's day, baby!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 02:13 PM

licks self

Miss Kitty, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 05:51 PM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.

You can fly and lick yourself?! That's not fair! Sometimes being feline sucks.

Rusty the Poodle, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 05:54 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.

You can fly and lick yourself?! That's not fair! Sometimes being feline sucks.

Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

See!

Miss Kitty, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:05 PM

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>

See!

{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.

Rusty the Poodle, Tue, Nov 10, 2009, 06:06 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.

<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>

See!

{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.

Oh, I see what's going on now...