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CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:15 PM

Ooooo, yeah. You know how I like it.

Crimson Jester, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:16 PM

I think you were busted and I was 15 minutes off.

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:18 PM

Crimson Jester wrote:

I think you were busted and I was 15 minutes off.

...but not locked.

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:19 PM

...yet.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:19 PM

CourtFool wrote:

...but not locked.

Are you sure? I wasn't able to post in itjust now.

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:21 PM

You are right. Locked.

Miss Kitty, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:22 PM

Cockapoo wrote:

Looks like you're in need of some red hot poodle luvin' too! *Gets off Jester and begins to hump Callous Jack's leg*

Ooooo, purrrrrrr! {clamps tri-fanged maw over CJ's noggin and tries unsuccessfully to drag him into the Ethereal}

Ugh, you taste like stale beer, cigar smoke, and flatulence. {jogs off to find something caustic to burn the awful taste out her mouth}

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:23 PM

Mmmmmm....stale beer.

licks CF

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:23 PM

Not surprised, but a little disappointed.

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:26 PM

Interesting. Kae-Yoss' post vanished.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:27 PM

It's the power of the LoAC Who Must Not Be Named.

CourtFool, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:30 PM

I realize posts have disappeared before, but I did not think his was contentious. It seemed he snuck it in right after GT posted. I am going with Post Monster snack.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 01:32 PM

Mmmmm......post?

Rusty the Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:36 PM

Happy Birthday, CJ!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:49 PM

licks CJ

Miss Kitty, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 03:59 PM

Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Happy Birthday, CJ!

<Humps CJs jugular>

Purrrrr! {rubs up against CJ's unhumped leg}

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:15 PM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Purrrrr! {rubs up against CJ's unhumped leg}

Unhumped leg? Well, now you're just talking crazy.....

Crimson Jester, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:19 PM

at this point I have had all 3 humped.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 04:20 PM

Want some meds?

Snarky Poodle, Mon, Nov 2, 2009, 05:57 PM

*wakes up from nap*

Wow. What day is it?

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 03:25 AM

It's last Wednesday.

Snarky Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 05:40 AM

Figures.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 06:50 AM

licks Snarky

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:18 AM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Purrrrr! {rubs up against CJ's unhumped leg}

Yap! One of us! Yap!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:23 AM

Hey boss, I heard on another thread that they were trying to crossbreed a poodle with a drow.

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:26 AM

Have you ever known me to discriminate? Well, maybe against the Jacks.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:33 AM

That's because the Jacks are a bunch of wankers! Almost as bad as the frenchies.

Snarky Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:34 AM

I heard that drow are into all sorts of kinky stuff.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:35 AM

Yap!

humps a nearby bush

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:54 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

I heard that drow are into all sorts of kinky stuff.

They sound like my kind of people.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:57 AM

CourtFool wrote:

They sound like my kind of people.

Furry and horny! Awesome!

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 07:58 AM

Edgewater woman's dog inspires her to write

Jack's Right Hand Man, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:12 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

That's because the Jacks are a bunch of wankers! Almost as bad as the frenchies.

*&^$#& Poodles!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:13 AM

pees on JRHM

Jack's Right Hand Man, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:16 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

pees on JRHM

*punts CDP* Wow! That was one of my better ones!

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:17 AM

runs back and humps JRHM's leg

We take a lumpin, but keep on humpin!

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 08:23 AM

Rearranges Jack's Right Hand Man's sock drawer.

Take that.

Jack's Right Hand Man, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:18 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Rearranges Jack's Right Hand Man's sock drawer.

Take that.

*looks nervous* Anything "odd" you find in there is FratJack's, not mine.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:23 AM

So that's "Fratjack's" copy of Farm Animals Monthly?

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:26 AM

Peeking over Clinically Depressed Poodle's shoulder.

Check out the udders on that sow.

Jack's Right Hand Man, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:27 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

So that's "Fratjack's" copy of Farm Animals Monthly?

Uh, yeah, yeah! You know that FratJack. He'll try anything once. *looks sheepish*

CourtFool, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:30 AM

Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:31 AM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

*looks sheepish*

You Baaaaaad boy.

Miss Kitty, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:31 AM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

So that's "Fratjack's" copy of Farm Animals Monthly?

Uh, yeah, yeah! You know that FratJack. He'll try anything once. *looks sheepish*

{looks at address label} Huh. He spells his name just like yours... "Raymond Luxury Yacht."

Jack's Right Hand Man, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:34 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?

Of course not. I sent it off alre... Er, I mean FratJack sent it off already.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 11:47 AM

starts to read letter

"Dear FAM, I don't normally have anything to do with goats..."

Snarky Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 01:37 PM

I hope there's a hot poodle in this story.

Rusty the Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 02:39 PM

I like you better than FratJack.

Clinically Depressed Poodle, Tue, Nov 3, 2009, 03:47 PM

gets so excited, he pees

Steven Tindall, Wed, Nov 4, 2009, 06:27 AM

Snarky Poodle wrote:

I hope there's a hot poodle in this story.

me too. Poodles are awesome.