I really feel for Clinically Depressed Poodle, and I am more than happy to ignorantly marginalize a nation of people I know nothing about, but this is a little much.

We are poodles. We are about the humping and the rolling.

Bites man speaking french's wrist?

I mean, it worked for Gomez Adams.

tilts head

*puts tail between legs and drops a squeaky toy in front of the french guy*

<Humps Frenchie's jugular>

Better?

Ankle biting is more fun when they try to move away from you.

humps french guy's leg

<Humps Frenchie's jugular>

Better?

Certainly a more amusing mental image.

<Humps a French juggler>

This is even better!

Pourquoi avons-nous eu à se reproduire caniches. Un chien bon chien vaut la peine de douze de ces choses buttage.

...buttage.

That is a real word? 3rd grade Gigglefits

{invisibly swoops slowly past, taking careful notes about the sincerity of Clinically Depressed Poodle's landmine patch}

Hey guys, did you see...

...nah, couldn't be.

*Rolls over Poodlemaster Courtfool and humps him*

*rolls in landmine patch*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

You're unusually chipper.

Trick or treat!

Trick or treat! Hurry up! Come on, what's keeping you morons! Hey! I want candy already!

{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch; whispers to himself:}

Yes, Clinically Depressed Poodle made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Truely, a most sincere landmine patch.

{He works quickly to fill a large hollow landmine-pinata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. With a poof of flatulence, he disappears for another year.}

Trick or treat! Hurry up! Come on, what's keeping you morons! Hey! I want candy already!

Naughty non-OGL beastie! Maybe next year if you're sincere. {vanishes}

Awww. I never get ball bearings for Halloween.

Drops ball bearings in front of Rusty

YAP!!!!

<Licks Dread Lord Poodle>

YAP!!

I'm gonna make myself sick!

{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch; whispers to himself:}

Yes, Clinically Depressed Poodle made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Truely, a most sincere landmine patch.

{He works quickly to fill a large hollow landmine-pinata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. With a poof of flatulence, he disappears for another year.}

Thank you Great Landmine.

drops a fresh landmine

Next up? Thanksgiving where they spend hours toiling in the kitchen to make us a delicious turkey treat.

Although, they seem to get angry when you indulge straight from the table.

I indulged on a table once.

I indulged on a table once.

Yeah, but it was a French table.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I indulged on a table once.

Yeah, but it was a French table.

Aaaahhhhh....supressed memory! Aaaaahhhhhh

Finds some more Skittles under the cushions on the sofa.

sniffs at what may or may not be a candy bar

anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?

anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?

¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!

Mmmmm....sugar.

Llamafrog wrote:

anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?

¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!

Since it is my birthday today, yes. You know I don't think I have ever actually had oen of them there skulls.

*Happy Bday-licks CJ*

Here, and extra large skull of su...oh wait, this is a real skull...lemme fetch a sugar one

CourtFool wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?

¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!

Since it is my birthday today, yes. You know I don't think I have ever actually had oen of them there skulls.

Happy Birthday, CJ. Licks Crimson Jester

BTW, sugar skulls are not very good candy... Its prettymuch packed/compressed and painted sugar with frosting... so if you want to go into a diabetic coma, have a bite..

Happy Birthday CJ!

pees on CJ's leg

Sorry!

BTW, sugar skulls are not very good candy... Its prettymuch packed/compressed and painted sugar with frosting... so if you want to go into a diabetic coma, have a bite..

No. Thats ok. Thanks.

CourtFool wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?

¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!

Since it is my birthday today, yes. You know I don't think I have ever actually had oen of them there skulls.

Happy Birthday CJ!

*humps CJ's leg*

Oooh. Great idea.

humps CJ's other leg

I had my birthday last week. I'm now 280 in doggy years! YAP!

I had my birthday last week. I'm now 280 years old in doggy years! YAP!

Happy belated birthday, Cockapoo.

maybe you can get these mangy cures to hump your legs now?

I can never remember how doggy years go. Something like "30 Days has September..."

maybe you can get these mangy cures to hump your legs now?

*Nelson laugh*

Cockapoo wrote:

I had my birthday last week. I'm now 280 years old in doggy years! YAP!

Happy belated birthday, Cockapoo.

*Licks Courtfool* Thanks!

maybe you can get these mangy cures to hump your legs now?

Wait, we can cure mange. Wow, we're like miracle workers.

Crimson Jester wrote:

maybe you can get these mangy cures to hump your legs now?

*Nelson laugh*

Looks like you're in need of some red hot poodle luvin' too! *Gets off Jester and begins to hump Callous Jack's leg*

Everyone can use more red hot poodle luvin'.

Everyone can use more red hot poodle luvin'.

No not everyone.

gives Courtfool some red hot poodle luvin.