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The Secret World of Arrietty,
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I could use a little help with the rope dart.,
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Chris Bonnet
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Raven Vargidan
GM Fnord's PFS First Steps,
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Tales of Agartha: the Avalon Chronicles,
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Michael Dacamara
DM Bloodgargler Serpent's Skull Gameplay,
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Mugambi
DM Bloodgargler Serpent's Skull OOC,
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The Baron's Tower,
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Iridae Windborne
DM Maslen Second Darkness pBp Gameplay Thread,
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Ethaniel Meveri
Gm Blood's AoW in Golarion,
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Lessien Nenmacil
Ayrphish's Dragon Empires - Gameplay,
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Kenta Gushiken
Square Sails on the Horizon - Game Thread,
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Black Úlfarr
The Academae,
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Pakak
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*pulls a gun on Miss Kitty*
Snarky Poodle wrote: *pulls a gun on Miss Kitty* We're gonna get gangsta on these French @*&^%$#!
Cockapoo wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: *pulls a gun on Miss Kitty* We're gonna get gangsta on these French @*&^%$#! {throws Belgian waffles ninja-style at defiant poodles}
Belgian waffles... cause Belgians wish they were cool enough to be French!
{summons Ghost of Jerry Lewis}
<POOF!> Hey, I'm not dead yet?! Oh well...
HEY NICE LADYYYYYY! Lady?! Ugh.
Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles}
Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote: <POOF!> Hey, I'm not dead yet?! Oh well...
HEY NICE LADYYYYYY! Lady?! Ugh.
Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles}
*While dodging waffles attempts to hump the Ghost of Jerry Lewis* YAP!
Cockapoo wrote: Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote: Oh, nice doggies... with the licking and the humping and the squeaking... {attempts to pet poodles} *While dodging waffles attempts to hump the Ghost of Jerry Lewis* YAP! "GLAVIN!" {humps Cockapoo}
Ugh, you're supposed to be a legend! You're worthless in a fight. {returns him to Pokeball}
Ha-hey! <ZOINKS!> {disappears}
Nerdelbaum even!
*opens fire on Miss Kitty*
bang!
bang!
bang!
What the hell is going on here?!
Snarky Poodle wrote: *opens fire on Miss Kitty*
bang!
bang!
bang!
Argh! Green Eth-onite bullets dipped in American BBQ sauce! Deadly to us Frenchy's!
I surr- no, musn't!... surren- {fades back into Ethereal Plane}
CourtFool wrote: What the hell is going on here?! Snarky's opening a can of whoopa$$ on the Frenchies.
Miss Kitty is not French.
Miss Kitty wrote: Snarky Poodle wrote: *opens fire on Miss Kitty*
bang!
bang!
bang!
Argh! Green Eth-onite bullets dipped in American BBQ sauce! Deadly to us Frenchy's!
I surr- no, musn't!... surren- {fades back into Ethereal Plane} See how she did not surrender?
Also, note how she only considered it after shots were fired. Definitely not French.
And I do not appreciate fire arms in the poodle playhouse. It puts holes in my sofa.
Jumps up on the sofa, walks in a circle three times, then lays down.
CourtFool wrote: Also, note how she only considered it after shots were fired. Definitely not French. Mom was French-Canadian. Does that mean I'm not irrevocably French?
back bacon, took, hockey, poutine, molson
Miss Kitty wrote: CourtFool wrote: Also, note how she only considered it after shots were fired. Definitely not French. Mom was French-Canadian. Does that mean I'm not irrevocably French?
back bacon, took, hockey, poutine, molson *sniffs Miss Kitty bum* Smells French too! GRRRRRR...
Miss Kitty wrote: Mom was French-Canadian. Does that mean I'm not irrevocably French?
I really do not have anything against French-Canadians. Really, it is Sumo that has the problem with the French. I just like to egg him on.
<Climbs up a wooden scaffolding at a construction site>
This will do.
<Disintegrates hook holding up a metal beam>
Look out below. Vive les Poodles!
<Beam falls on Miss Kitty>
*Pushes miss kitty out of the way, dodges falling beam*
Since when did rust monsters cause metal to fall instead of eating it?
Shadow Pelt wrote: *Pushes miss kitty out of the way, dodges falling beam*
Since when did rust monsters cause metal to fall instead of eating it?
*Pushes Miss Kitty back in the way of beam*
Cats! YAP!
Shadow Pelt wrote: *Pushes miss kitty out of the way, dodges falling beam*
Since when did rust monsters cause metal to fall instead of eating it?
I was gonna eat it after it fell. The extra iron from the blood would have been icing on the proverbial cake.
Sorry for using firearms, Courtfool. I'll go bury this one in the playground.
Snarky Poodle wrote: Sorry for using firearms, Courtfool. I'll go bury this one in the playground. Don't bury it too deep. We might need to use it on the Jacks.
Miss Kitty wrote: Llamafrog wrote: That beret just makes you look uglier...dear ethereal kitty Oh yeah? {throws apple pie and hamburger on the ground, stomps on them}
Take that, Capitalist Canine! {happily munches on Socialist fries with Socialism(tm) brand yellow mustard} YUMM!
*eats stoped apple pie and hambuerger off the floor*
DO you happen to have a capitalist megalarge soda?
BTW, where's Sumo? I haven't seen a mauled Frenchman in here in a long time.
He may have finally succumbed to a Monday.
Hangs head in silence for a moment.
A wise poodle once said, "You must forgive the Jacks 7 times 70 times."
<.<
>.>
Good thing that poodle ain't here.
Cockapoo wrote: It gives me the runs. YAP! YAP! Oh I hate that! Then you have to drag your butt on the carpet to get it all off and someone always yells at you.
If you don't want me draggin my butt, come over and wipe it for me!
CourtFool wrote: Cockapoo wrote: It gives me the runs. YAP! YAP! Oh I hate that! Then you have to drag your butt on the carpet to get it all off and someone always yells at you.
If you don't want me draggin my butt, come over and wipe it for me! Exactly right! Pfft! Stupid humans.
Cockapoo wrote: CourtFool wrote:
Oh I hate that! Then you have to drag your butt on the carpet to get it all off and someone always yells at you.
If you don't want me draggin my butt, come over and wipe it for me! Exactly right! Pfft! Stupid humans. Hey, dudes! That's my rug!!!
Cockapoo wrote: BTW, where's Sumo? I haven't seen a mauled Frenchman in here in a long time. Sorry folks, I've been ill. I swear it was those damn frenchies...I think they mixed up my meds on me....
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: Cockapoo wrote: BTW, where's Sumo? I haven't seen a mauled Frenchman in here in a long time. Sorry folks, I've been ill. I swear it was those damn frenchies...I think they mixed up my meds on me.... *Licks Sumo* Good to see you. We thought a Monday had finished you off.
Licks The Dude and Sumo.
*licks all poodles*
Walks back into the thread wearing a hazmat suit.
I'm not taking any chances.
*humps Sumo in hazmat suit*
It's just not the same.
Snarky Poodle wrote: *humps Sumo in hazmat suit*
It's just not the same.
He'll take it off as soon as he figures out that he can't hump or lick himself.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
You gotta eat and pee sometime.
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
You gotta eat and pee sometime. Is... Is that a catheter? Man, that's extreme.
Cockapoo wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: No way! I'm not taking any chances with that Canine Influenza going around.
You gotta eat and pee sometime. It's just until I can get vaccinated.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: It's just until I can get vaccinated. I got vaccinated once.
CourtFool wrote: I got vaccinated once. I hear they stick a needle in your bum. Is that true?
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