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CourtFool, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 01:10 PM

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

As a respectful suggestion:
You mean all edition war threads which are currently 'in the top three of a forum'? Others may be regarded as 'inactive' and mercifully slipping into oblivion.

Bah! A pox on you and your level-headedness!

Llamafrog, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 04:23 PM

It shall be done! Lets start a Poodle Edition!

YAPYAPYIPYAP

David Wickham (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 09:36 PM

David Wickham wrote:

I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.

Not going to reveal the secret workings of your hero worship/death cult?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:46 AM

Llamafrog wrote:

It shall be done! Lets start a Poodle Edition!

YAPYAPYIPYAP

Bah, it'd probably just rip off the Hero rules.

Darren Al-Tei, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:52 AM

David Wickham wrote:

David Wickham wrote:

I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.

Not going to reveal the secret workings of your hero worship/death cult?

*hands David a poodle head, dripping in blood*

"Not until you enter into our fold, initiate-b@&*#."

CourtFool, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:54 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

Bah, it'd probably just rip off the Hero rules.

Poodles can do maths?

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:55 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Bah, it'd probably just rip off the Hero rules.

Poodles can do maths?

No one would notice if they couldn't.

Oziap, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 12:32 PM

Oh Smurf it all!

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:01 PM

Join David! Don the poodle head (that is: create an alias with the poodle avatar!).

Poodles DO math! how do you thing we calculate the correct numbe of turns we have to do before laying down to sleep?

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:09 PM

you know with all the sheer number of poodles here I wonder if we could skin them all and make a nice sweater out of them?

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:10 PM

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:13 PM

Crimson Jester wrote:

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

And I think you'd be surprised. why, all of us Cultists of Sebastian have Poodle Leather Moccasins.

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:16 PM

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

And I think you'd be surprised. why, all of us Cultists of Sebastian have Poodle Leather Moccasins.

Do they stretch? are they warm and fuzzy? Is it more like a house slipper or a fine dark leather for your nice clothing shoes? do they smell? leave strange fungus on your toes?

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:18 PM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

And I think you'd be surprised. why, all of us Cultists of Sebastian have Poodle Leather Moccasins.

Do they stretch? are they warm and fuzzy? Is it more like a house slipper or a fine dark leather for your nice clothing shoes? do they smell? leave strange fungus on your toes?

yes, yes, slipper, not if they're cleaned and disinfected and blowtorched before you wear them, see previous answer.

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:19 PM

Ok I will order 3 pair then. One gold one purple and one green.

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:22 PM

Crimson Jester wrote:

Ok I will order 3 pair then. One gold one purple and one green.

Very well, but they are for Cultists of Sebastian only, therefore I will need you to sign our ledger of members, nono, in blood, get fitted for your uniform and then proceed to the cook where he'll ask you for your Kool-Aid flavor preferance to go with the butter on toast we're having later.

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:24 PM

um maybe not... I will just take them off the bodies of the dead after the koolaid orgy of doom.

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:27 PM

Crimson Jester wrote:

um maybe not... I will just take them off the bodies of the dead after the koolaid orgy of doom.

whoa now...I dunno what parties you've been to, but there's no reason to fault a guy who likes the tast of suger-enhanced Cherry...

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:41 PM

Fault, no...............trust well

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:43 PM

Fellow poodles, the next humping sacrifices have arrived! They are even starting to talk to each other, how nice! Humping time!

*yipyipyip*

Undercover Cultist, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:45 PM

Uh...It's ok. I'll take the Cultist. he just ducked out the back this way where you can't see him now.

*yiptiyip*

Crimson Jester, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:51 PM

No one said anything, about sacrifices. I was just looking for a good pair of soft shoes and maybe a sweater or two.

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 01:54 PM

Don't worry! The "sacrifices" its just a fancy word. You will leave all ok once we are done. Maybe with a limp thou

Frog Cultist, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:18 PM

Wazzat?!? Oy! Izza pooldell?? Dem be fluffy!! Can harvest dem fur? *lick!* mm!! Dey's be tasty,too!

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:24 PM

Watch out for the licking frog!

Frog Cultist, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:30 PM

Oy! Dats be right,mista pooldell! Ima gunna lick ye, ana den ima gunna harves' ya fo' fur, ana den I'a gunna be a happy froggy cultist!

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:42 PM

Hey frog cultists, join a real cult and don the Poodle mantle! We have a nice pool room as part of the perks. Not to mention the poodle hairstyle saloon!

Frog Cultist, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:46 PM

Des pooldells? dey be good at da cult busy-ness?

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:50 PM

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:52 PM

Frog Cultist wrote:

Des pooldells? dey be good at da cult busy-ness?

Very very good! just join and see!

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:53 PM

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Hehehe... Seems someone wants a cult! *licks Sharoth*

Sharoth (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Planet Stories Subscriber), Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:54 PM

Llamafrog wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Hehehe... Seems someone wants a cult! *licks Sharoth*

~SNARLS~ Fine! Be that way! ~I grab a jar of Green Slime and pour it all over you~ Enjoy! ~flies away~

Frog Cultist, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 06:56 PM

Oy! Oy! It bees Sharoth! *licks* mm... dis be good cult. Fank ye mista pooldell. Dis Sharoth tasted good! Oy! *calls froggy minions who all lick Sharoth*

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 07:00 PM

Sharoth wrote:

~SNARLS~ Fine! Be that way! ~I grab a jar of Green Slime and pour it all over you~ Enjoy! ~flies away~

Oooh c'mon! If you don't want to get licked don't come into the Poodle den!

PS: Remember! The poodle revolution its for non-annoying fun! If someone gets really anoyed, please just said so and the Poodles will be on a leash!

Darren Al-Tei, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 07:03 PM

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

You are assuming they have jobs ...

Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 16, 2008, 07:06 PM

Darren Al-Tei wrote:

You are assuming they have jobs ...

I think he mean another kind of riase... ;)

Frog Cultist, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 04:01 AM

Oy! Dis be all dem pooldells do? Deys be silly! Dis be borin' fo' an intlegillent froggy!

CourtFool, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 06:23 AM

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Sharoths can do maths?

Kobold Cleaver, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 07:58 AM

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Courtfool, Cultist.

Thank the gods.

David Fryer, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 08:04 AM

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Kobold, Cleaver.

CourtFool, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 10:53 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Courtfool, Cultist.

Thank the gods.

I am touched that you would come out of self imposed banishment for me.

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

Cranky McOldGuy, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 11:26 AM

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

CourtFool, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 11:30 AM

Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Get off of my thread!

Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 11:32 AM

Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Snobby dogs, if you please... Hippies, pfffttt.

Cranky McOldGuy, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 11:34 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Get off of my thread!

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.

Crimson Jester, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 12:44 PM

Hey, watch where you are swinging that cane, old man.

Court Fool, Wed, Sep 17, 2008, 12:47 PM

Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.

*scratches fleas off into Cranky McOldGuy's Cranky McOldBeard*
Eat it old man!

*flees to safety*

Frog Cultist, Thu, Sep 18, 2008, 04:02 AM

*licks old man* Ye' tastes bads! Me gunna leave dis thread if'n da pooldells can't get no real foods fo'a starvin' froggy.

Dread Lord Poodle, Thu, Sep 18, 2008, 04:08 AM

The Dread Lord Poodle growls

Leave now old man or suffer the wrath of a hundred poodles using your lawn as their toilet!

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Sep 18, 2008, 06:13 AM

Pesky Prancing Poodle Puppies Pester Paizo Publishing's Perturbed Posters. Pattern? Precisely.

News at 11.