As a respectful suggestion:

You mean all edition war threads which are currently 'in the top three of a forum'? Others may be regarded as 'inactive' and mercifully slipping into oblivion.

Bah! A pox on you and your level-headedness!

It shall be done! Lets start a Poodle Edition!

YAPYAPYIPYAP

I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.

Not going to reveal the secret workings of your hero worship/death cult?

It shall be done! Lets start a Poodle Edition!

YAPYAPYIPYAP

Bah, it'd probably just rip off the Hero rules.

David Wickham wrote:

I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.

Not going to reveal the secret workings of your hero worship/death cult?

*hands David a poodle head, dripping in blood*

"Not until you enter into our fold, initiate-b*#@+."

Bah, it'd probably just rip off the Hero rules.

Poodles can do maths?

Callous Jack wrote:

Bah, it'd probably just rip off the Hero rules.

Poodles can do maths?

No one would notice if they couldn't.

Oh Smurf it all!

Join David! Don the poodle head (that is: create an alias with the poodle avatar!).

Poodles DO math! how do you thing we calculate the correct numbe of turns we have to do before laying down to sleep?

you know with all the sheer number of poodles here I wonder if we could skin them all and make a nice sweater out of them?

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

And I think you'd be surprised. why, all of us Cultists of Sebastian have Poodle Leather Moccasins.

Crimson Jester wrote:

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

And I think you'd be surprised. why, all of us Cultists of Sebastian have Poodle Leather Moccasins.

Do they stretch? are they warm and fuzzy? Is it more like a house slipper or a fine dark leather for your nice clothing shoes? do they smell? leave strange fungus on your toes?

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

oops sorry shere the poodles not skin em... I dont think poodle leather would be that soft.

And I think you'd be surprised. why, all of us Cultists of Sebastian have Poodle Leather Moccasins.

Do they stretch? are they warm and fuzzy? Is it more like a house slipper or a fine dark leather for your nice clothing shoes? do they smell? leave strange fungus on your toes?

yes, yes, slipper, not if they're cleaned and disinfected and blowtorched before you wear them, see previous answer.

Ok I will order 3 pair then. One gold one purple and one green.

Ok I will order 3 pair then. One gold one purple and one green.

Very well, but they are for Cultists of Sebastian only, therefore I will need you to sign our ledger of members, nono, in blood, get fitted for your uniform and then proceed to the cook where he'll ask you for your Kool-Aid flavor preferance to go with the butter on toast we're having later.

um maybe not... I will just take them off the bodies of the dead after the koolaid orgy of doom.

um maybe not... I will just take them off the bodies of the dead after the koolaid orgy of doom.

whoa now...I dunno what parties you've been to, but there's no reason to fault a guy who likes the tast of suger-enhanced Cherry...

Fault, no...............trust well

Fellow poodles, the next humping sacrifices have arrived! They are even starting to talk to each other, how nice! Humping time!

*yipyipyip*

Uh...It's ok. I'll take the Cultist. he just ducked out the back this way where you can't see him now.

*yiptiyip*

No one said anything, about sacrifices. I was just looking for a good pair of soft shoes and maybe a sweater or two.

Don't worry! The "sacrifices" its just a fancy word. You will leave all ok once we are done. Maybe with a limp thou

Wazzat?!? Oy! Izza pooldell?? Dem be fluffy!! Can harvest dem fur? *lick!* mm!! Dey's be tasty,too!

Watch out for the licking frog!

Oy! Dats be right,mista pooldell! Ima gunna lick ye, ana den ima gunna harves' ya fo' fur, ana den I'a gunna be a happy froggy cultist!

Hey frog cultists, join a real cult and don the Poodle mantle! We have a nice pool room as part of the perks. Not to mention the poodle hairstyle saloon!

Des pooldells? dey be good at da cult busy-ness?

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Des pooldells? dey be good at da cult busy-ness?

Very very good! just join and see!

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Hehehe... Seems someone wants a cult! *licks Sharoth*

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Hehehe... Seems someone wants a cult! *licks Sharoth*

~SNARLS~ Fine! Be that way! ~I grab a jar of Green Slime and pour it all over you~ Enjoy! ~flies away~

Oy! Oy! It bees Sharoth! *licks* mm... dis be good cult. Fank ye mista pooldell. Dis Sharoth tasted good! Oy! *calls froggy minions who all lick Sharoth*

~SNARLS~ Fine! Be that way! ~I grab a jar of Green Slime and pour it all over you~ Enjoy! ~flies away~

Oooh c'mon! If you don't want to get licked don't come into the Poodle den!

PS: Remember! The poodle revolution its for non-annoying fun! If someone gets really anoyed, please just said so and the Poodles will be on a leash!

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

You are assuming they have jobs ...

You are assuming they have jobs ...

I think he mean another kind of riase... ;)

Oy! Dis be all dem pooldells do? Deys be silly! Dis be borin' fo' an intlegillent froggy!

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Sharoths can do maths?

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Courtfool, Cultist.

Thank the gods.

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.

Kobold, Cleaver.

Sharoth wrote:

From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...

Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Courtfool, Cultist.

Thank the gods.

I am touched that you would come out of self imposed banishment for me.

*licks Kobold Cleaver*

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Get off of my thread!

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Snobby dogs, if you please... Hippies, pfffttt.

Cranky McOldGuy wrote:

Goddang froofroo, hippeh dogs.

Get off of my thread!

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.

Hey, watch where you are swinging that cane, old man.

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.

*scratches fleas off into Cranky McOldGuy's Cranky McOldBeard*

*flees to safety*

*licks old man* Ye' tastes bads! Me gunna leave dis thread if'n da pooldells can't get no real foods fo'a starvin' froggy.

The Dread Lord Poodle growls

Leave now old man or suffer the wrath of a hundred poodles using your lawn as their toilet!

Pesky Prancing Poodle Puppies Pester Paizo Publishing's Perturbed Posters. Pattern? Precisely.

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