BooOOOoooo!

Its not criticism, It the Official Joining Howl all Poodles have to make to be considered Poodle Revolutionaries. After that, there's no turning back.

Welcome Callous Jack! Yipyip!

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

You meant ‘feeling’.

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

You meant ‘feeling’.

No, if he was feeling a pattern...y'know what. I'm gonna let that one slide.

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.

CourtFool wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies

Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.

sure he can. he's all wood. ;)

Ninja'd. Got lost over in another thread.

CourtFool wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.

Actually CJ (can't use the term callous anymore now) shoulda jumped on the 'work with what I'm given' line.

Well, anyways back to poodle-taunting....

Can we give an avatar a shock collar? And name him Sparky?

kessukoofah wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.

Actually CJ (can't use the term callous anymore now) shoulda jumped on the 'work with what I'm given' line.

Well, anyways back to poodle-taunting....

Can we give an avatar a shock collar?

ya. I was gonna go with "work with what i've got", but I thought that one too obvious.

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

You have been looking at our toy storage haven't you! Sneaky liitle Poodles-in-denial, Join up! you can use them anytime you feel like it

;P

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

You have been looking at our toy storage haven't you! Sneaky liitle Poodles-in-denial, Join up! you can use them anytime you feel like it

;P

shock collar, poodle, = stay away from my trunk!

I diswike poodles.

I diswike poodles.

Then Join! Poodle Revolution is for Poodle haters/Lovers alike. Show your hatred by killin' a Poodle and wearing its head as a trophy!

I will never wear a poodle head. Now a poodle skin coat is another story.

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

I will never wear a poodle head. Now a poodle skin coat is another story.

Pefectly acceptable! Thou I haven't noticed if there something alike at the Avatar's "don-your-facvorite-hatred-anuimal" section

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.

A snail is robbed by two turtles. When the police arrive and ask the snail what happened, he says "I don't know. It all happened so fast."

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

That may be worse than the poodle...

David Fryer wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

That may be worse than the poodle...

But not as bad as a Chi Poo

kessukoofah wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.

A snail is robbed by two turtles. When the police arrive and ask the snail what happened, he says "I don't know. It all happened so fast."

HA! Awesome! I'm gonna have to remember that one.

Diswiker wrote:

I diswike poodles.

Then Join! Poodle Revolution is for Poodle haters/Lovers alike. Show your hatred by killin' a Poodle and wearing its head as a trophy!

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

I don't know. Them llamas are gooood eating. Especially with a nice Cianti and some fava beans.......

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Awww...

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Great, quoting thing is messed up again...

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Awww...

Great, quoting thing is messed up again...

Seems to be working fine.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Awww...

Great, quoting thing is messed up again...

Seems to be working fine.

It is now, but if you look at the previous posts...

David Fryer wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

That may be worse than the poodle...

*humps Callous Jack's leg*

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

See Callous Jack, you give 'em an inch.....

I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

You rang?

Splooooooorrrrrrtch!

OOOOOO ... DINNER!

**lap lap lap**

Llamafrog wrote:

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

You rang?

Yep. It's dinner time. Here's your 'Sinister' Kibbles an' Bits (TM)

Kobolds! Attaaaaack!
yipyip! Yarp!

You're lucky my 'Summon Poodle Destroyer, the Eternal Pony Loving Rules Lawyer, Person Yet to be Elected God, Sebastian' spell never seems to work...

Why hast thou forsaken me.. *tear*

yap! yapyap!!!

Can me eat Poodles?

Can me eat Poodles?

Yes. But only if they are trolls too, at which point your post devouring acid drool will come in handy.

Can me eat Poodles?

Don't you get full on threads and posts?

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Don't you get full on threads and posts?

Me cutting back on threads, too much sodium.

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Yes. But only if they are trolls too, at which point your post devouring acid drool will come in handy.

Poodles are just furry trolls, aren't they?

You rang?

All bow before the Naughty Poodle Lord of Dread...

*bows*

-Damn, now I don't remember why we summoned him for...-

Poodles are just furry trolls, aren't they?

Nay! We may be annoying but we aren't troll! Altough my cousing Popps is a half Poodle-troll you know? But he's no to be blamed for that, her mama has nasty taste on man!

Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.

Yap! Yap! Yap!

Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.

Yap! Yap! Yap!

If it be they will, Poodle Overlord, it shall be done!

Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.

Yap! Yap! Yap!

(edited, correction)

Oh, and smurf. Yea, smurf full mightily upon the enemies of peace.