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Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:47 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

BooOOOoooo!

Its not criticism, It the Official Joining Howl all Poodles have to make to be considered Poodle Revolutionaries. After that, there's no turning back.

Welcome Callous Jack! Yipyip!

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:50 AM

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

kessukoofah, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:52 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.

CourtFool, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:53 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

You meant ‘feeling’.

CourtFool, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:54 AM

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

kessukoofah, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:55 AM

CourtFool wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

You meant ‘feeling’.

No, if he was feeling a pattern...y'know what. I'm gonna let that one slide.

kessukoofah, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:56 AM

CourtFool wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 12:04 PM

kessukoofah wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies

Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.

sure he can. he's all wood. ;)

Ninja'd. Got lost over in another thread.

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 12:10 PM

kessukoofah wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.

Actually CJ (can't use the term callous anymore now) shoulda jumped on the 'work with what I'm given' line.

Well, anyways back to poodle-taunting....

Can we give an avatar a shock collar? And name him Sparky?

kessukoofah, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 12:11 PM

Emperor7 wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

I work with what I'm given.

The corner of Martin Luther King Jr. and 3rd?

Ok, I try to work with what i'm given. Although I do know a decent one about women and cats, but I don't want to be accused of insulting women, and then risk having Lilith never giving me cookies again.

Actually CJ (can't use the term callous anymore now) shoulda jumped on the 'work with what I'm given' line.

Well, anyways back to poodle-taunting....

Can we give an avatar a shock collar?

ya. I was gonna go with "work with what i've got", but I thought that one too obvious.

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 12:20 PM

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

You have been looking at our toy storage haven't you! Sneaky liitle Poodles-in-denial, Join up! you can use them anytime you feel like it

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 12:28 PM

Llamafrog wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

You have been looking at our toy storage haven't you! Sneaky liitle Poodles-in-denial, Join up! you can use them anytime you feel like it

;P

shock collar, poodle, = stay away from my trunk!

Diswiker, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 07:45 AM

I diswike poodles.

Llamafrog, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 07:48 AM

Diswiker wrote:

I diswike poodles.

Then Join! Poodle Revolution is for Poodle haters/Lovers alike. Show your hatred by killin' a Poodle and wearing its head as a trophy!

Angel of Violence, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 07:50 AM

I will never wear a poodle head. Now a poodle skin coat is another story.

David Fryer, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 07:52 AM

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

Llamafrog, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 07:55 AM

Angel of Violence wrote:

I will never wear a poodle head. Now a poodle skin coat is another story.

Pefectly acceptable! Thou I haven't noticed if there something alike at the Avatar's "don-your-facvorite-hatred-anuimal" section

David Fryer, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 07:58 AM

kessukoofah wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.

A snail is robbed by two turtles. When the police arrive and ask the snail what happened, he says "I don't know. It all happened so fast."

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 08:17 AM

David Fryer wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

That may be worse than the poodle...

kessukoofah, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 08:20 AM

David Fryer wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.

I'm sensing a pattern in your jokes...

hey, it's not my fault you guys serve them up like that. I work with what I'm given. I'm also not usually very funny, even for bad puns, so the fact I got two in a row is rather impressive for me.

A snail is robbed by two turtles. When the police arrive and ask the snail what happened, he says "I don't know. It all happened so fast."

HA! Awesome! I'm gonna have to remember that one.

David Fryer, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 08:20 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

That may be worse than the poodle...

But not as bad as a Chi Poo

Kobold Cleaver, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 04:47 PM

Llamafrog wrote:

Diswiker wrote:

I diswike poodles.

Then Join! Poodle Revolution is for Poodle haters/Lovers alike. Show your hatred by killin' a Poodle and wearing its head as a trophy!

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Llamafrog, Thu, Sep 11, 2008, 04:50 PM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?
Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Fri, Sep 12, 2008, 07:37 AM

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
I don't know. Them llamas are gooood eating. Especially with a nice Cianti and some fava beans.......

Kobold Cleaver, Fri, Sep 12, 2008, 07:39 AM

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!
Awww...

Kobold Cleaver, Fri, Sep 12, 2008, 07:42 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Awww...
Great, quoting thing is messed up again...

Ungoded, Fri, Sep 12, 2008, 07:50 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Awww...

Great, quoting thing is messed up again...

Seems to be working fine.

Kobold Cleaver, Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 08:28 AM

Ungoded wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about a llama? Can we kill a llama?

Sure, have fun! Thou I'm off-limits pal!

Awww...

Great, quoting thing is messed up again...

Seems to be working fine.

It is now, but if you look at the previous posts...

Darren Al-Tei, Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 08:31 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

kessukoofah wrote:

And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!

I want a Chihuahua avatar myself.

That may be worse than the poodle...

*humps Callous Jack's leg*

Llamafrog, Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 08:41 AM

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 08:48 AM

Llamafrog wrote:

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

See Callous Jack, you give 'em an inch.....

David Wickham (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 12:49 PM

I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.

Dread Lord Poodle, Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 12:59 PM

Llamafrog wrote:

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

You rang?

Vomit Guy, Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 03:53 PM

Splooooooorrrrrrtch!

Dread Lord Poodle, Sat, Sep 13, 2008, 04:09 PM

OOOOOO ... DINNER!

**lap lap lap**

Kobold Cleaver, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 05:24 PM

Dread Lord Poodle wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

*Casts Summon the Dark Poodle Lord of Dread*

Come now oh powerful Dreadnaught Poodle Lord! We summon you to the great Leg Humping Fest, the sacrifice is ready!

*Wiggles cute lil' tail at the rythm of sinester drumming*

You rang?

Yep. It's dinner time. Here's your 'Sinister' Kibbles an' Bits (TM)

Beaver Cleaver, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 05:30 PM

Kobolds! Attaaaaack!
yipyip! Yarp!

Jason Beardsley, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 05:32 PM

You're lucky my 'Summon Poodle Destroyer, the Eternal Pony Loving Rules Lawyer, Person Yet to be Elected God, Sebastian' spell never seems to work...

Why hast thou forsaken me.. *tear*

Beaver Cleaver, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 05:33 PM

yap! yapyap!!!

Messageboard Monster!, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 08:08 PM

Can me eat Poodles?

The Eighth Runelord, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 08:17 PM

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Yes. But only if they are trolls too, at which point your post devouring acid drool will come in handy.

David Wickham (Pathfinder Chronicles Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 08:17 PM

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Don't you get full on threads and posts?

Messageboard Monster!, Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 08:25 PM

David Wickham wrote:

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Don't you get full on threads and posts?

Me cutting back on threads, too much sodium.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sun, Sep 14, 2008, 08:27 PM

The Eighth Runelord wrote:

Messageboard Monster! wrote:

Can me eat Poodles?

Yes. But only if they are trolls too, at which point your post devouring acid drool will come in handy.

Poodles are just furry trolls, aren't they?

Llamafrog, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 08:30 AM

Dread Lord Poodle wrote:

You rang?

All bow before the Naughty Poodle Lord of Dread...

*bows*

-Damn, now I don't remember why we summoned him for...-

Llamafrog, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 08:32 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

Poodles are just furry trolls, aren't they?

Nay! We may be annoying but we aren't troll! Altough my cousing Popps is a half Poodle-troll you know? But he's no to be blamed for that, her mama has nasty taste on man!

CourtFool, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 12:59 PM

Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.

Yap! Yap! Yap!

Darren Al-Tei, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 01:03 PM

CourtFool wrote:

Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.

Yap! Yap! Yap!

If it be they will, Poodle Overlord, it shall be done!

Charles Evans 25, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 01:05 PM

CourtFool wrote:

Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.

Yap! Yap! Yap!

(edited, correction)
As a respectful suggestion:
You mean all edition war threads which are currently 'in the top three of a forum'? Others may be regarded as 'inactive' and mercifully slipping into oblivion.

Charles Evans 25, Mon, Sep 15, 2008, 01:09 PM

Oh, and smurf. Yea, smurf full mightily upon the enemies of peace.