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Raise of the Poodle Lords RSS

Koboodle=1/2 kobold and 1/2 poodle.
Callous Jack wrote:
And I'm still not joining...

*licks Callous Jack too*

Noodle. ½ Ninja ½ Poodle

Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog
Taldor (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)
CourtFool wrote:
Noodle. ½ Ninja ½ Poodle

Shouldn't you actually be called Courtfoodle?

Doodle. ½ Jeff Bridges ½ Poodle

Don't feed the poodle, CallousJack...

Callous Jack. 100% Envious.
Seldriss wrote:
Don't feed the poodle, CallousJack...

Seldriss 100% Jealous

Osirion
Llamafrog wrote:
Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog

What is the remaining 1/6?

/sigh

Boodle. 100+ Poodles.
Ungoded wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog
What is the remaining 1/6?

Grazz't

Fellow Poodles, vote!

Is Seldriss an official member already? His has pink skin, white pufy hair and enjoys speaking poodle-nonsense.

Shall we hand him out a credential already?

*holding the Seldriss credential uphigh with ducktape ready to stick it on Seldriss back when he's not lookin'*
Ungoded wrote:
What is the remaining 1/6?

Butter!

Roodle. A riddle proposed by a Poodle.

All those in favor, yap.
Llamafrog wrote:

Fellow Poodles, vote!

Is Seldriss an official member already? His has pink skin, white pufy hair and enjoys speaking poodle-nonsense.
Shall we hand him out a credential already?

I will never surrender to the poodle kabbalah...

Yap!
Seldriss wrote:
I will never surrender to the poodle kabbalah...

*licks Seldriss*

CourtFool wrote:
*licks Seldriss*

/yuck !

(can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)
Seldriss wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
*licks Seldriss*

/yuck !

(can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)

*you are flanked by several poodles that are of equal or higher level than you, so you can't*

*sneak licks Seldriss*
Seldriss wrote:
(can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)

Poodle licks are Will attacks.

Taldor (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)
CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack. 100% Envious.

100% disdainful of mongrel congregations.

Bah.

*licks callous jack to make him 100% yukkyful*

i'm not here anymore

doppoodleganger!!!
Seldriss wrote:
i'm not here anymore

We Poodles have the nasty habit to follow people around, so, watch out!

*tapes the poodle credential on Seldriss's back as he walks out*
Callous Jack wrote:

100% disdainful of mongrel congregations.

Bah.

You are only making this worse for yourself.

Mr. T pities the foodle.
Callous Jack wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack. 100% Envious.

100% disdainful of mongrel congregations.

Bah.

lifts leg. spritzes.

rustyshins, guvner?

A new member! pass some poodlesnacks (not made from poodles)to Unpoodled. Welcome poodle brother!

Someone, keep those poodles from my trunk!

Here, go catch this stick! *Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches.* This never gets old.
Emperor7 wrote:
*Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches.*

What you don't know is that we poodles do it for excersice and to make you waste your time on it. We poodles have a bet on how long would a human keep "teasing" us poodles with that trick if we pretend to play along with it.

The record: 3 hours 6 minutes.

Join the poodle revolution Emperor7, you were drawn to the tread by the hypnotic poodle yapping, so you have a poodle inside, don't deny it!
Llamafrog wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
*Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches.*

What you don't know is that we poodles do it for excersice and to make you waste your time on it. We poodles have a bet on how long would a human keep "teasing" us poodles with that trick if we pretend to play along with it.

The record: 3 hours 6 minutes.

Join the poodle revolution Emperor7, you were drawn to the tread by the hypnotic poodle yapping, so you have a poodle inside, don't deny it!

Who said I'm human? Have you ever seen me breathe...?

Oh boy! Stick!
CourtFool wrote:
Oh boy! Stick!

Good boy. *pretends to throw stick*

*counts out how long it takes the poodle to give up searching for it*

New record - 45 seconds

*pretends to throw another one*

Fellow Poodles! a huge walking stick! all chase and bite, don't let it go! Yapayapyap
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

"Poodle Lords"?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....

A dead walkin' stick on armor! we'll give you yours after we are finish with Emperor7.

Yipyipyip

This is a scary place, but if we may train these poodles for the Anti-Pigeon Resistance....
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
This is a scary place, but if we may train these poodles for the Anti-Pigeon Resistance....

Sure, we hire out the Poodle Power at low rates for interesting-purposes agendas.

Come please, right this was inside this cozy dark room...

*Sniffs the kobald thoroughly*

poodle-licious...

What do you get when you bring more than two poodles together?
.
.
.
.
The all-you-can-eat buffet in Beijing.

What if you only have one?
.
Then it's carryout.

nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies

Forgot this one:

Emperor7 wrote:
What do you get when you bring more than two poodles together?

A Poodle Revolution!!!!

And yes, we poodles are preeetty tasty my friend, yuuuummi!!!
Emperor7 wrote:
nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies

Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.

Osirion
CourtFool wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies
Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.

sure he can. he's all wood. ;)

kessukoofah wrote:
sure he can. he's all wood. ;)

Oh. Well that explains his thinking.

Qadira

Death to poodles!!!!
Taldor (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)
kessukoofah wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies
Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.
sure he can. he's all wood. ;)

BooOOOoooo!

Osirion
Callous Jack wrote:
kessukoofah wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:
nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies
Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.
sure he can. he's all wood. ;)
BooOOOoooo!

Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?

Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
...
3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.
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