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Beaver Cleaver, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:16 AM

Koboodle=1/2 kobold and 1/2 poodle.


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:19 AM

Callous Jack wrote: And I'm still not joining... licks Callous Jack too


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:19 AM

Noodle. ½ Ninja ½ Poodle


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:20 AM

Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:20 AM

CourtFool wrote: Noodle. ½ Ninja ½ Poodle Shouldn't you actually be called Courtfoodle?


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:21 AM

Doodle. ½ Jeff Bridges ½ Poodle


Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:21 AM

Don't feed the poodle, CallousJack...


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:22 AM

Callous Jack. 100% Envious.


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:23 AM

Seldriss wrote: Don't feed the poodle, CallousJack... Seldriss 100% Jealous


Ungoded, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:23 AM

Llamafrog wrote: Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog What is the remaining 1/6?


Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:23 AM

/sigh


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:25 AM

Boodle. 100+ Poodles.


Beaver Cleaver, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:25 AM

Ungoded wrote: Llamafrog wrote: Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog What is the remaining 1/6? Grazz't


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:25 AM

Fellow Poodles, vote! Is Seldriss an official member already? His has pink skin, white pufy hair and enjoys speaking poodle-nonsense. Shall we hand him out a credential already? holding the Seldriss credential uphigh with ducktape ready to stick it on Seldriss back when he's not lookin'


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:26 AM

Ungoded wrote: What is the remaining 1/6? Butter!


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:26 AM

Roodle. A riddle proposed by a Poodle.


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:27 AM

All those in favor, yap.


Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:29 AM

Llamafrog wrote: Fellow Poodles, vote! Is Seldriss an official member already? His has pink skin, white pufy hair and enjoys speaking poodle-nonsense. Shall we hand him out a credential already? I will never surrender to the poodle kabbalah...


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:29 AM

Yap!


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:30 AM

Seldriss wrote: I will never surrender to the poodle kabbalah... licks Seldriss


Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:35 AM

CourtFool wrote: licks Seldriss /yuck ! (can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:39 AM

Seldriss wrote: CourtFool wrote: licks Seldriss /yuck ! (can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?) you are flanked by several poodles that are of equal or higher level than you, so you can't sneak licks Seldriss


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 10:46 AM

Seldriss wrote: (can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?) Poodle licks are Will attacks.


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:12 PM

CourtFool wrote: Callous Jack. 100% Envious. 100% disdainful of mongrel congregations. Bah.


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:12 PM

licks callous jack to make him 100% yukkyful


Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:14 PM

i'm not here anymore


Beaver Cleaver, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:18 PM

doppoodleganger!!!


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:20 PM

Seldriss wrote: i'm not here anymore We Poodles have the nasty habit to follow people around, so, watch out! tapes the poodle credential on Seldriss's back as he walks out


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:26 PM

Callous Jack wrote: 100% disdainful of mongrel congregations. Bah. You are only making this worse for yourself.


Unpoodled, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:28 PM

Mr. T pities the foodle.


Beaver Cleaver, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:30 PM

Callous Jack wrote: CourtFool wrote: Callous Jack. 100% Envious. 100% disdainful of mongrel congregations. Bah. lifts leg. spritzes. rustyshins, guvner?


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:30 PM

A new member! pass some poodlesnacks (not made from poodles)to Unpoodled. Welcome poodle brother!


Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:34 PM

Someone, keep those poodles from my trunk! Here, go catch this stick! Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches. This never gets old.


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 12:39 PM

Emperor7 wrote: Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches. What you don't know is that we poodles do it for excersice and to make you waste your time on it. We poodles have a bet on how long would a human keep "teasing" us poodles with that trick if we pretend to play along with it. The record: 3 hours 6 minutes. Join the poodle revolution Emperor7, you were drawn to the tread by the hypnotic poodle yapping, so you have a poodle inside, don't deny it!


Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 01:05 PM

Llamafrog wrote: Emperor7 wrote: Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches. What you don't know is that we poodles do it for excersice and to make you waste your time on it. We poodles have a bet on how long would a human keep "teasing" us poodles with that trick if we pretend to play along with it. The record: 3 hours 6 minutes. Join the poodle revolution Emperor7, you were drawn to the tread by the hypnotic poodle yapping, so you have a poodle inside, don't deny it! Who said I'm human? Have you ever seen me breathe...?


CourtFool, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 01:09 PM

Oh boy! Stick!


Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 01:34 PM

CourtFool wrote: Oh boy! Stick! Good boy. pretends to throw stick counts out how long it takes the poodle to give up searching for it New record - 45 seconds pretends to throw another one


Llamafrog, Tue, Sep 9, 2008, 02:48 PM

Fellow Poodles! a huge walking stick! all chase and bite, don't let it go! Yapayapyap


Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 03:48 AM

"Poodle Lords"? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....


Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 07:28 AM

A dead walkin' stick on armor! we'll give you yours after we are finish with Emperor7. Yipyipyip


Kobold Cleaver, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 07:37 AM

This is a scary place, but if we may train these poodles for the Anti-Pigeon Resistance....


Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 07:52 AM

Kobold Cleaver wrote: This is a scary place, but if we may train these poodles for the Anti-Pigeon Resistance.... Sure, we hire out the Poodle Power at low rates for interesting-purposes agendas. Come please, right this was inside this cozy dark room... Sniffs the kobald thoroughly


Emperor7 (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:10 AM

poodle-licious... What do you get when you bring more than two poodles together? . . . . The all-you-can-eat buffet in Beijing. What if you only have one? . Then it's carryout. nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies


Llamafrog, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:16 AM

Forgot this one: Emperor7 wrote: What do you get when you bring more than two poodles together? A Poodle Revolution!!!! And yes, we poodles are preeetty tasty my friend, yuuuummi!!!


CourtFool, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:25 AM

Emperor7 wrote: nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.


kessukoofah, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:26 AM

CourtFool wrote: Emperor7 wrote: nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited. sure he can. he's all wood. ;)


CourtFool, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:32 AM

kessukoofah wrote: sure he can. he's all wood. ;) Oh. Well that explains his thinking.


Angel of Violence, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:32 AM

Death to poodles!!!!


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:40 AM

kessukoofah wrote: CourtFool wrote: Emperor7 wrote: nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited. sure he can. he's all wood. ;) BooOOOoooo!


kessukoofah, Wed, Sep 10, 2008, 11:44 AM

Callous Jack wrote: kessukoofah wrote: CourtFool wrote: Emperor7 wrote: nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited. sure he can. he's all wood. ;) BooOOOoooo! Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"? Cal-lous –adjective 1. made hard; hardened. ... 3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.