We are much more than a bunch of "party boys". There will be a time when we conquer this wretched planet and you should think about where you stand when we do. You could serve us. Better to be the right hand of the Devil than stand in his path. Something for you to think about.

There there JRHM, leave the poor lizard alone... remember that we conquer by being cool and making people join our ranks, and we do bash a skull and break a window every now and then, but pretty much to defend our house ro to get more beer. If the Kobold doesn't want to hang out with us, let him be, but if Plant Jack turns his back on us... well... we'll see to that soon...

For now, let the kobold dwell where he pleases and lets get ready for Valentine's party!

*sigh*

Valentine's Day! One of the most depressing holidays around.

*Melts Jack's foot*

You are all welcome here, however, if you are going to resort to attacks on one another, please take it somewhere else.

Now...who wants a nice chew bone?

OOOOOOOOOOO...OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wiggles entire body excitedly

trots over to Dread Lord Poodle with a chew bone in his mouth and drops it at his feet

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything.

That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!

*Lick KC*

Isn't that *Licks KC, after drinking out of the porcelain water bowl with attached water reservoir*?

I had a porcelain water bowl once.....but it broke.

Llamafrog wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The cults are all idiots, squabbling amongst each other for dominance, or simply being too fat or stupid to do anything.

That's why we poodles are a lodge, a happy, peaceful, furry lodge!

*Lick KC*

Isn't that *Licks KC, after drinking out of the porcelain water bowl with attached water reservoir*?

*licks Jack Hammer*

*Buys a new porcelain bowl for CDP with insurance*

Here CDP, a nice shiny metal water bowl made from the armor of our recently departed enemies. And some nice bones to chew on. Some with meat still on them.

The water will probably make the bowl rust, which will probably make me sick.

Zo, you have vound some new friends. How doez that make you feel?

Slips some puppy prozac into CDP's water dish

Arrives.

ACh. I vas called in for a consultation on zis canine, yes?

Looks at the beast

Perhaps zome avatar issues. How do you feel about your father, Court Fool?

Wait! What?!

Ach! Unt now ve see ze root of CDPs Oedipal fixation! His father iz reshpected for a poodle, und CDP feels zat he has no chance to come out from unter his father's shadow. His anger towards his father makes him confused and zo he becomes depressed. It iz a textbook case, really.

Don't worry, Clinically Depressed Poodle. I will take you over to Schadenfreude's house and introduce you to his wife.

She'll probably kick me.....

or lock me in a cage.....

or bring me to the vet.....

or starve me....

Not exactly. You know how must people get annoyed or push you off when you hump their leg…

A lot of people get annoyed with me....especially old French guys.

A lot of people get annoyed with me....

Maybe you should come with. I mean, if she is in to poodles she might be in to zombies too.

Some chicks are kinky that way.

Tch. Transference of aggression to the therapist. Zomething we therapists often see. Does your aggression make you feel in control, Herr Court Fool?

Aggression? I think you have me mistaken for a Jack.

Guys, the Tribble Lord is coming...you must stop him!
*Sets trap and leaves*

Sends in tribble swarms to set off traps ...watches in amusement at the crays of pain
Hi...just need something here

Gathers hair, a bone and some stone before leaving in a cloud of tribbles

Sends in tribble swarms to set off traps ...watches in amusement at the crays of pain

Hi...just need something here

Gathers hair, a bone and some stone before leaving in a cloud of tribbles

Excellent. He just grabbed some lemming hair. He fell for my real trap! Lemmings have some nasty surprises on them!

excellent lemming hair even better

excellent lemming hair even better

*Lemming hair explodes and suddenly, teh Tribble Lord feels terribly weakened*

I say HOLD, Demon Tribble. I must speak with you.

What do you want I am busy elsewhwere right now

Are you preparing some spell to undo the MegaPoop? What are you up too? I conjure you, answer by the name of Gygax!

question is your spell more powerful then say the kobolds?

Even old french guys are more powerful than kobolds.

question is your spell more powerful then say the kobolds?

*Glares at spirit of Tribble (not the actual demon, since it's still trapped at the moment*

I'm a Gygaxian hierarch...think of the powers that come with access to all Gygax grants.

ah but he bound me to The thread, that was unwise

Then you have plenty of time to explain yourself.

heh I no longer want to, This was not what I had planned but It will do

~Looks around
Pulls out a crystal... plants it in the ground
"hmmm"

Plays with tribbles. Teaches them Hero System.

Wait....teAch this one... Hands hive -minded tribble

Plays with tribbles. Teaches them Hero System.

And you say the Jacks are cruel.

~Looks around

Pulls out a crystal... plants it in the ground
"hmmm"

Careful. That may be dangerous. CJ recently ran into his Safehouse shouting 'It's coming'. I think it's a bomb, because the Jack's crystal is ticking.

Crimson Jester wrote:

~Looks around

Pulls out a crystal... plants it in the ground
"hmmm"

Careful. That may be dangerous. CJ recently ran into his Safehouse shouting 'It's coming'. I think it's a bomb, because the Jack's crystal is ticking.

It is a ward against something terrible.

crystal glows bright blue

WHERE IS HE

would someone get that man a drink

WHERE IS HE

Ah shut up.

SNAPS THE SPELL ON KC

TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, AND YOU DEATH, FINAL DEATH, SHALL BE SWIFT AND PAINLESS

SNAPS THE SPELL ON KC

TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, AND YOU DEATH, FINAL DEATH, SHALL BE SWIFT AND PAINLESS

The thief is no friend of mine. But I owe him one.

well if he kills ya KC I still have that extra body, just say the word