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Raise of the Poodle Lords RSS

*chases a cat*

What a crappy, f+#!ing Monday.

*humps CDP*

Hope that cheers you up, Mate.

Licks Sumo.

Buck up, little camper. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What a crappy, f!*!ing Monday.

It's about to get a lot worse, for you anyway. Perhaps I should eat you first?

Sniffs the Monday Monster's bum.

I could use a long hump...
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I could use a long hump...

Puts the Barry White record on and dims the lights.

The Monday Monster wrote:
It's about to get a lot worse, for you anyway. Perhaps I should eat you first?

ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! THAT TEARS IT! DAMN YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS A DAMN FRENCHIE! PREPARE TO BE MAULED!!!

attacks the Monday Monster
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
It's about to get a lot worse, for you anyway. Perhaps I should eat you first?

ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! THAT TEARS IT! DAMN YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS A DAMN FRENCHIE! PREPARE TO BE MAULED!!!

attacks the Monday Monster

You dare to challenge me? *knocks CDP away*

clamps onto the Monday Monster with his teeth and starts humping

To paraphrase Haley Starshine....

"HUMP ATTACK, B#+*~!!!"

AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!! *collapses motionless on the ground*

*sniffs the motionless Monday Monster* CDP, you humped him to death! *notices CDP still humping* .... and beyond death as well.

Ooh!

*joins in humping the Monday Monster*

Take that, you little b!@@@!
The Monday Monster wrote:
AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!! *collapses motionless on the ground*

*Humps the montionless Monday Monster*

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Ooh!

*joins in humping the Monday Monster*

Take that, you little b#%&%!

Let's get that last dying quiver! *joins Snarky, Llamafrog, and CDP in the humping*

Licks the Monday Monster's face…if it has one.
CourtFool wrote:
Licks the Monday Monster's face…if it has one.

Actually that's his rear end Courtfool. But hey, that's even better!

Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Licks the Monday Monster's face…if it has one.
Actually that's his rear end Courtfool. But hey, that's even better!

I thought it tasted like brownie.

So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b~~&~, or what?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b&*!@, or what?

We all have our own El Guapo, for some us, our El Guapo might be a day of the week.

We took the fight to our El Guapo and kicked its arse.
Lord High Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b&*!@, or what?

We all have our own El Guapo, for some us, our El Guapo might be a day of the week.

We took the fight to our El Guapo and kicked its arse.

You mean licked, don't you? Oops.

CourtFool wrote:
Lord High Poodle wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b&*!@, or what?

We all have our own El Guapo, for some us, our El Guapo might be a day of the week.

We took the fight to our El Guapo and kicked its arse.

You mean licked, don't you? Oops.

Well, I guess in this case, both.

Poor Monday Monster. He didn't mean anyone no harm.

I beg to differ.
Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:
I beg to differ.

Oh, damn! Did he do that to you?

Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:
I beg to differ.
Oh, damn! Did he do that to you?

Well, he was always threatening my kin.

Today sucks!
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Today sucks!

Would it help if I humped you?

*humps CDP*
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Today sucks!

Home with a sick child. I hear you, Sumo.

*humps CourtFool*

Yes, hump.

I need you but hump a little more to get all the energon I need...

*humps Megatron*

This small mammaloid appears to be making love to my leg. Somebody tell Soundwave to get a bucket.
Chunk, The Chubby Poodle wrote:
*humps Megatron*

Have you been to The Digital Underground lately?

Lord High Poodle wrote:
Chunk, The Chubby Poodle wrote:
*humps Megatron*
Have you been to The Digital Underground lately?

Whats that?

*humps LHP*

It's Wednesday. Do you know where your hump is?
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
It's Wednesday. Do you know where your hump is?

Right.....

...

HERE!

*powerhumps CDP*
Megatron wrote:
This small mammaloid appears to be making love to my leg. Somebody tell Soundwave to get a bucket.

Yap!

Yap! Yap!

Yap! Yap! Yap!

pops some meds, rolls over on his back, and stares into the sky

Sneak-A-Hump!

*sneak humps CDP*

Magikarp!

*splashes*

Spearow!

<Dives after Magikarp>

*Splash*

Magikarp!

Spearow's attack missed!

CourtFool!
Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.
CourtFool wrote:

CourtFool!

Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.

Nothing will empty your thread like making it operate under 4e rules ;)

CourtFool wrote:

CourtFool!

Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.

Interrupt, I tap two blue mana and play Dispel CourtFool.

*Splashes*
CourtFool wrote:

CourtFool!

Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.

What's your CHA modifier? YAP!

Snarky Poodle wrote:
Nothing will empty your thread like making it operate under 4e rules ;)

The thread is converting to 4E?!? Oh noes! But....but...where will I go?

You can come to Cybertron, we still play AD&D there.
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