much PINCHing

You do know the poodles will just consider it foreplay? {flees from inevitable humpocalypse soon to befall the Irish lobster}

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

*humps Miss Kitty*

{tosses FiFi a squeaky toy to distract her, flees in terror}

pins Miss Kitty

humps Miss Kitty

Sends in Bun-Bun the Rabbit to tame the poodles.

*humps Tim Statler's leg*

tries to wash green paint out of fur

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

You look kind of familiar.

Lobster of Eire wrote:

Are you kidding me? They call me the Neuterer of Belfast for a reason!

PINCH

You look kind of familiar.

Sorry, not me.

PINCHY PINCH PINCHIDY PINCH!

Ahahahaha!

Humps Lobster.

*Pinches CourtFool's nipples*

You kinky bird. I knew I liked you.

You kinky bird. I knew I liked you.

Shhhh, I'm a lobster right now.

Pinch.

Hey everybody, let's gangbang the lobster! *humps*

humps the lobster thing

Beware, I've got summon crabs IX prepared!

PINCH!

Beware, I've got summon crabs IX prepared!

Too late. Oh and do not even bother with the Herpes.

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Pinch

YAP!

YAP! YAP!

YAP! YAP YAP!

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Humps Lobster some more.

pees on the lobster's flamethrower

Lobster of Eire wrote:

*Uses flamethrower on puppies*

*cinders of former puppy hair are everywhere!*

Humps Lobster some more.

humps CourtFool

pees on the lobster's flamethrower

Aims for CDP's nethers

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

Does that hit your AC, pinch?

Pinch pinch pinch!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

pees on the lobster some more

Does that hit your AC, pinch?

Sorry. Poodles use Hero.

humps CourtFool

Takes 10d6 of humping.

Takes 10d6 of humping.

Made my Fort save.

I took some humping damage once....

I took some humping damage once....

You're about to take it again.....

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Cockapoo takes 20D6 humping damage

Did we scare the lobster thing off? I'm pretty sure he was a damn frenchie lobster.

YIPE! *keels over* Somebody, call the vet.

YIPE! *keels over* Somebody, call the vet.

Did I mention I have levels in Paladin?

blows fully daily allotment of healing by Laying On Paws on Cockapoo

Oh no! It's Saturday! Do you know what that means?!?

Actually, I can't think of anything bad at the moment. But, give me time....

Oh no! It's Saturday! Do you know what that means?!?

Actually, I can't think of anything bad at the moment. But, give me time....

Monday is two days away!

takes his litter box, food bowl and water bowl under the couch and waits until Tuesday morning rolls around to come out

<----- Uses THACO

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh no! It's Saturday! Do you know what that means?!?

Actually, I can't think of anything bad at the moment. But, give me time....

Monday is two days away!

takes his litter box, food bowl and water bowl under the couch and waits until Tuesday morning rolls around to come out

*a voice rings out from the dark* That won't save you from my wrath little poodle* MUHAHAHAHA!!!

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

Come Monday we'll see how brave you are....

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

Come Monday we'll see how brave you are....

As brave as I am any other day of the week.

Happy Sunday! I missed out on the St. Patrick's Day festivities, darn it. Oh well, this verdigris will keep.

I have to help transport a cat across state lines. That's just wrong...and probably illegal.

Was this your idea, boss? Good show!

It's a beautiful Sunday morning, which means that somewhere, somehow, we're doomed. I blame the french.

But he doesn't blame the Irish?

*PINCH to CDP*

somewhere, somehow, we're doomed.

You will be tomorrow.

Yip yap!

Yap!

But he doesn't blame the Irish?

*PINCH to CDP*

Why would I blame the Irish? They're cool!

*humps an Irish poodle under the sofa*

Was this your idea, boss? Good show!

Certainly not! I love cats. They are so fun to chase. Yap!