Yap! Jumps out and lands on the Monday Monster humping for all he's worth.

*becomes incorporeal and watches Courtfool drop to the floor* Why are you so persistent on doing that you vile pest? Perhaps I should drain your blood first.

Becomes incorporeal as well and returns to humping the Monday Monster.

What terror has thou brought forth?!

I think it came from Sumo's drug induced dreams. Still, it's good humpin'.

I think it came from Sumo's drug induced dreams. Still, it's good humpin'.

*humps CourtFool*

Oooo! You're kind of cold.

*goes off to feed on a cat*

*resumes humping CourtFool*

Becomes incorporeal as well and returns to humping the Monday Monster.

When did the Poodle Lord learn to do that? *hisses and teleports out of the area*

Wow! What a great day I had.

Wow! What a great day I had.

*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Wow! What a great day I had.

*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?

Whatever do you mean?

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Wow! What a great day I had.

*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?

Whatever do you mean?

All of this happiness! Don't get me wrong. It's good to see but you're usually not like this. Especially on a Monday. *licks Sumo*

*winces in pain* Can.....not.....stand.....the.....happiness.

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Wow! What a great day I had.

*Tilts head* Who are you and what have you done with the real Sumo?

Whatever do you mean?

All of this happiness! Don't get me wrong. It's good to see but you're usually not like this. Especially on a Monday. *licks Sumo*

But, I LOVE Monday! It's my FAVORITE day of the week. I almost wish EVERY DAY could be Monday!

But, I LOVE Monday! It's my FAVORITE day of the week. I almost wish EVERY DAY could be Monday!

Argh!!! I can't take all of this giddiness!!! *begins to fade away* You've won this round you mutt, but we will see each other again soon!!! *disappears*

Argh!!! I can't take all of this giddiness!!! *begins to fade away* You've won this round you mutt, but we will see each other again soon!!! *disappears*

Noooooooooo......! Don't go! I LOVE YOU!!!! DOOOOONNNN"T GOOOOOO!!!!

Tuesday. Why'd it have to be....Tuesday.

Tuesday is the new Monday! Yap!

I guess Gary will have to make another sock puppet.

Tuesday is the new Monday! Yap!

I guess Gary will have to make another sock puppet.

What would be a good name for a monster that only comes out on a Tuesday? Hehe. Just joking folks. One monster is enough.

Whatever-day-of-the-week-Sumo-is-scared-of-this-week Monster?

Just call it the _____day Monster.

YAP!

YAP!

What's that, Fifi? Timmy fell down a well and the Tuesday Monster is gonna get him?

Just call it the _____day Monster.

I think having several monsters would grow old pretty quick though

I think having several monsters would grow old pretty quick though

What?! You are not seeing the up side. More to hump!

Cockapoo wrote:

I think having several monsters would grow old pretty quick though

What?! You are not seeing the up side. More to hump!

Hehe. You do have a good point there.

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

YAP!

What's that, Fifi? Timmy fell down a well and the Tuesday Monster is gonna get him?

*humps CourtFool*

Have as many monsters as you want. It doesn't really matter. We're all doomed anyway. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!

Have as many monsters as you want. It doesn't really matter. We're all doomed anyway. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!

Now that's the CDP we know and love. *licks CDP*

Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.

Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.

Moi? er...I mean... me?

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.

Moi? er...I mean... me?

*humps Cockapoo*

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.

Moi? er...I mean... me?

*humps Cockapoo*

Ooh la la! Give it to me you French whore!

Fifi, The French Poodle wrote:

Cockapoo wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure, you SAY you love me! But when my back is turned you probably cavort with french whores.

Moi? er...I mean... me?

*humps Cockapoo*

Ooh la la! Give it to me you French whore!

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HUMPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!

humps all the non-frenchies

takes his meds with a shot of whiskey

Humps some drunk, passed out in an alley.

What?! He smelled Irish.

*humps an Irish Setter* I'm getting into the spirit too! YAP! YAP!

Humps Darby O'Gill and all of his little people.

*humps a few Leprechauns*

Humps Nicole Kidman.

Hey, she once played an Irish woman.

knocks over a can of green paint

rolls in paint

knocks over a can of green paint

rolls in paint

does the same

humps CDP

*puts nose into paint* Look guys! I have a green nose!

*licks Cockapoos green nose*

{belches rotten mouse & catnip breath on Wednesday Monster}

*humps Miss Kitty*

*humps Miss Kitty*

{tosses FiFi a squeaky toy to distract her, flees in terror}

Ahahahaha

Now, to pinch all the poodles for not coloring their fur GREEN!

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