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Raise of the Poodle Lords
Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Fellow Paizonians, come and praise the puffy lords of jack-post-toil and join the ranks of the poodle minios!

As you may notice the poodle ranks and pots are thickening and you either join of bore to death!

Let it be for respect, admiration, comptemt, hate, or plain love to spongy tails, come and speak your mind to the Werepoodles and lets them receive their deserved attention!

I claim my alliance to the perro-puqueque to receive infinite post-wisdoms and endless amusement (the good-nature ammusement) on the boards!

COme and join! there's plenty of wisecracks, squealing toys and poodle-chow for everyone!

Elder Elemental Eye,

TSR 95053-29 avatar

Hmm. I must subvert this new social group to my own nefarious purposes.

I wholly endorse this group, and under my watchful gaze you shall prosper and eventually my plans will be complete!

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian,

16 Skinsaw-Cultist avatar

Hmm...yes, gather in one place so that I may serve you up as one to my lord and master! in fact, why don't you all just please come roll around in these conveniant spices and herbs and jump into that pot- i mean hot tub over there. That's a good group of puppies, saving me time and effort. yes you are! yes you are!

Yesssss....

*taps fingers together innocently*

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:
I wholly endorse this group, and under my watchful gaze you shall prosper and eventually my plans will be complete!

Hey pal, Poodles only! Show your respect/hate and don the poodle mantle

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
Hmm...yes, gather in one place so that I may serve you up as one to my lord and master! in fact, why don't you all just please come roll around in these conveniant spices and herbs and jump into that pot- i mean hot tub over there. That's a good group of puppies, saving me time and effort. yes you are! yes you are!

Yesssss....

*taps fingers together innocently*


We ate your master last night at a secret PoodleCon when we were discussing how to bring the subject up, sorry!

Your are welcome to join the new Poodlerama, put on the puffy heand and post away!

CourtFool,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

How long have you been here? And you already have three times as many aliases as I do. :P

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

CourtFool wrote:
How long have you been here? And you already have three times as many aliases as I do. :P

The poodlemaster! All bow to the poodlemaster

*bows*

;P

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

CourtFool wrote:
How long have you been here? And you already have three times as many aliases as I do. :P

Posting like one month, my puffy master.

Cheliax Jason Beardsley,

A 11 Skeletal Minotaur Final avatar

Elder Elemental Eye wrote:
Hmm. I must subvert this new social group to my own nefarious purposes.

I wholly endorse this group, and under my watchful gaze you shall prosper and eventually my plans will be complete!


Traitor!

CourtFool,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Jason Beardsley wrote:
Traitor!

Well…to be fair…I am cuddlier than Sebastian.

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Jason Beardsley wrote:
Traitor!

Join dear Jason, join! Be it for anger or pride wou will never be cold in the pufy mantle and your tail will never stop wiggle!

Cheliax Jason Beardsley,

A 11 Skeletal Minotaur Final avatar

CourtFool wrote:
Jason Beardsley wrote:
Traitor!

Well…to be fair…I am cuddlier than Sebastian.

Your attempts to convert me are "full of fail". lol

Llamafrog,

smurf4

Lets start a smurf-like program with the all-mighty POODLE!!!! Lets poodleize the Paizo boards!

CourtFool,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Jason Beardsley wrote:
Your attempts to convert me are "full of fail". lol

Yet full of tail.

Beaver Cleaver,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

CourtFool wrote:
Jason Beardsley wrote:
Traitor!

Well…to be fair…I am cuddlier than Sebastian.

so is a rabid wolverine immersed in a 50 gal. barrel of turpentine, set on fire and thrown on you in a cold shower, but what else is new?

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar,

A 02 Shark Bridge Hires avatar

I hunger for poodlechum.

Undercover Cultist,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

So what's the 'haps, fellow poodles? any goings ons I should be made aware of or plots goings down to overthrow certain lords and lawyers, as I am obviously one of your own. Or if possible I know where they are raising a giant statue of that enemy of ours, and by ours I include myself, because I am one of your own as I myself have already stated. we could all go down there and stand in the shadow. why yes, it is rather windy out, why?

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

We are makin' rules for "no sniffing your fellow's behind". Its only rude.

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
I hunger for poodlechum.

Get in line guppie!
And don't come in without your Poodlemantle again or we'll have to spank you! Again.

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar,

A 02 Shark Bridge Hires avatar

I have 50 poodles in my belly.

"Gotta catchum...gotta catchum all!!!"

Undercover Cultist,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
I have 50 poodles in my belly.

"Gotta catchum...gotta catchum all!!!"


Only 101 more to go. anything that comes after that doesn't really count.

Darren Al-Tei,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Beware my puffy friends. When I was more public with my poodle practices I was persecuted for my beliefs. Hide your poodleness in public until we have sufficient numbers. Adopt clever aliases so you cannot be identified.

All Hail the Poodle Lord!

Darren Al-Tei,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

At time of writing 8 members had acknowledged their inner poodle. ... We are growing in number and puffiness.

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar,

A 02 Shark Bridge Hires avatar

Undercover Cultist wrote:
Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
I have 50 poodles in my belly.

"Gotta catchum...gotta catchum all!!!"


Only 101 more to go. anything that comes after that doesn't really count.

Help me. Throw your poodle friends into my mouth. It is a gateway to Poodhalla.

Tensor,

Goth Priestess Final avatar

Poodle = Poo + doodle

You do the math.

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:
I have 50 poodles in my belly.

"Gotta catchum...gotta catchum all!!!"


That's it! Spit them you nasty guppie!

If you are not aware of it, the wort thing to do for a swallow-whol monster is to have dangerous bitting creatures eating their way out from your belly. Ask around to T.Rex, purple worms and all those nasty critters.

We gotta get another bouncer...

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Darren Al-Tei wrote:
Beware my puffy friends. When I was more public with my poodle practices I was persecuted for my beliefs. Hide your poodleness in public until we have sufficient numbers. Adopt clever aliases so you cannot be identified.

The more poodles the more puffy! Join the Poodlepuffy madness!

When our numbers increase, we shall fear none! (not even lousy-taste guppies). Be proud of your Poodliness! Wear your poodlemantle with pride!...(and secrecy)

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Tensor wrote:
Poodle = Poo + doodle You do the math.

Fear no more Tensor, Join the ranks!
Let out the inner poodle that made you look into this tread and wiggle your tail with your poodle brothers!

EileenProphetofIstus,

Corlina avatar

I slap a leash around the poodle and take him for a walk around the block. If he misteps, barks, yaps, or pulls away, well......lets just say we divert our path and go straight to the pound.

Cheliax David Fryer,

smurf4

Come here Bich Poos and taste my smurfy wrath. Smurfs forever.

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Poodle haters you are welcome to join too! This is not a poodle-lover cult! Express your strong feelings to poodles in the maner that suits you the most and while doing so, do it in poodle-style and don the mantle! Poodleheads are available at the Alias Avatar store, free of charge of course!.

The Eighth Runelord,

smurf3

Ah yes, I remember how this thread ends up.
Beware the ides of April, and an arcanaton with a twisted sense of humour and absent one kobold to smurf upon.

Cheliax David Fryer,

S 01 Shoanti Versus Ogre HI avatar

Llamafrog wrote:
Poodle haters you are welcome to join too! This is not a poodle-lover cult! Express your strong feelings to poodles in the maner that suits you the most and while doing so, do it in poodle-style and don the mantle! Poodleheads are available at the Alias Avatar store, free of charge of course!.

I will only wear a poodle head if it has been severed from the body of an actual poodle.

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

David Fryer wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Poodle haters you are welcome to join too! This is not a poodle-lover cult! Express your strong feelings to poodles in the maner that suits you the most and while doing so, do it in poodle-style and don the mantle! Poodleheads are available at the Alias Avatar store, free of charge of course!.

I will only wear a poodle head if it has been severed from the body of an actual poodle.

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I'll let you know when the guppie spits one.

Kobold Cleaver,

Kobold avatar

Crazy llama-wannabes...this'll never amount to anything...

Beaver Cleaver,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

myeah....myeah!!!!

Darren Al-Tei,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
I slap a leash around the poodle and take him for a walk around the block. If he misteps, barks, yaps, or pulls away, well......lets just say we divert our path and go straight to the pound.

*whimpers and licks Eileen's feet*

Cheliax Jeremy Mcgillan (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Modules Subscriber),

A 4 The-Havero-Attacks avatar

This is what happens to a poodle when it gets a bad haircut

Undercover Cultist,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

David Fryer wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Poodle haters you are welcome to join too! This is not a poodle-lover cult! Express your strong feelings to poodles in the maner that suits you the most and while doing so, do it in poodle-style and don the mantle! Poodleheads are available at the Alias Avatar store, free of charge of course!.

I will only wear a poodle head if it has been severed from the body of an actual poodle.

...mine was. It was the most fun part of my accepting the inner poodle, that is the poodle that i just put inside me. by eating it. and now wearing the head as a mask.

Cheliax Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber),

7 Cale avatar

I like the smell of burnt poodle in the morning...

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Seldriss wrote:
I like the smell of burnt poodle in the morning...

Save the head before your burn down your Poodle, you'll need it to don the mantle!

CourtFool,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Finally. Something to hate more than the opposition of the Edition Wars. See how poodles bring people together.

Poodles. Healing rifts since 2008.

Darren Al-Tei,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

All hail the Poodle Overlord! CourtFool is in the house.

Cheliax Seldriss (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber),

7 Cale avatar

Anybody remembers the dire poodle from Hulk ?

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Hail Poodle Master!

To divert all strong feelings fondness/hatred into Poodles its only Heathy.. I mean, Healthy. -And Puffy!-

Llamafrog,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Seldriss wrote:
Anybody remembers the dire poodle from Hulk ?

He's our bouncer, but you won't see him in here, he's outside guarding the door, as he should be. Soon we will give him an assignment to MAKE other people don the Poodle mantle and let out their inner Poodles.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),

Visiting Viktor 3 avatar

Llamafrog wrote:
Poodle haters you are welcome to join too! This is not a poodle-lover cult! Express your strong feelings to poodles in the maner that suits you the most and while doing so, do it in poodle-style and don the mantle! Poodleheads are available at the Alias Avatar store, free of charge of course!.

I hate poodles.
And I'm still not joining...

CourtFool,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

Callous Jack wrote:
I hate poodles.
And I'm still not joining...

*licks Callous Jack*

Beaver Cleaver,

28 Largefamily Col 3 avatar

yarp! Yapyap! YERPP!!!

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber),

Visiting Viktor 3 avatar

CourtFool wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
I hate poodles.
And I'm still not joining...

*licks Callous Jack*

Gragh! Poodle cooties!

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