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Studpuffin wrote:
*gets out archaic metal scope and lube*

You ain't stickin' that thing up my rear!

What's the lube for?
CourtFool wrote:
What's the lube for?

Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*

CourtFool wrote:
What's the lube for?

*Holds up sign:For toast, of course. Can't go a-probin' without toast and Kentucky Jelly.*

CAW!

*alighting upon a bust of Pallas*

"Nevermore"

*Holds up sign:Ghost Post*

CAW!
Cockapoo wrote:
Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*

Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!

CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*
Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!

*brings out the lube* *Humps Courtfool* Ooh, who's the king baby?

Cockapoo wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Are you thinking the same thing I am Courtfool? *winks at Courtfool*
Bring it, big boy. Rrrrryap!
*brings out the lube* *Humps Courtfool* Ooh, who's the king baby?

*humps Cockapoo*

Haw! Haw! Haw! mmmm...mmmmf Meat and a show. Good place..mmmf

*Peers about nearsightedly*

Oh dear... I must have wandered into the poodle park by mistake! And the poodles are playing leapfrog... badly.

*Totters off clutching birdseed*

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

Caw?

circles thread looking for some roadkill
Teagan, the Tengu wrote:
Caw?

CROOOAAAAAKKKKKK

stormraven wrote:
CROOOAAAAAKKKKKK

You need to lay off the Lucky Strikes.

CourtFool wrote:
stormraven wrote:
CROOOAAAAAKKKKKK
You need to lay off the Lucky Strikes.

*hacking cough* Sorry, had a froghemoth in my throat... LSMFT!

stormraven wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
stormraven wrote:
CROOOAAAAAKKKKKK
You need to lay off the Lucky Strikes.
*hacking cough* Sorry, had a froghemoth in my throat... LSMFT!

*Holds up sign:JTP FTW!*

<shudders> CaWaWawAwaW!

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!CAW! CAW!

*Holds up sign:SHINY PEBBLES!*

CAW!

*Hoards them all*

*finds a pearl*

Ooh, shiny!

PERCH!

*preens himself in preparation of celebratory feast*

<tweaks out>

*Holds up sign:Too much Kool-Aid, Sugar high alert!*

CAW

CAW CAW CAW!

CAW!

CAW!:
CAW!!!

circles thread looking for more roadkill

Trots back covered in green paint and smelling of whiskey.

*Holds up sign: Had a good night it seems there, eh CourtFool?*

Caaaaaaaaw?
Studpuffin wrote:

*Holds up sign:JTP FTW!*

<shudders> CaWaWawAwaW!

*creates crude sign out of Milk-Bone Box which states: TMI? WTF does JTP FTW mean?!??!*

Hair of the Dog, CourtFool?

CWRAAAAAAAWWWWWW!
stormraven wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*Holds up sign:JTP FTW!*

<shudders> CaWaWawAwaW!

*creates crude sign out of Milk-Bone Box which states: TMI? WTF does JTP FTW mean?!??!*

*Holds up sign:Japanese Tentacle Pr0n for the win*

<shudders a little more>
Studpuffin wrote:
*Holds up sign:Japanese Tentacle Pr0n for the win* <shudders a little more>

*scribbles briefly on ersatz sign... I saw 30 seconds of that JTP anime once. Blech! Some stuff should never make it to celluloid.

<hopping irritably from foot to foot> CawAwaWaaawwwRRRRRR

*Holds up sign:Its cool, no body means to see unspeakable evil. Except CourtFool. He means too.

<twitches>

CaWAwaWawAW!

0_o

If you can speak of it, is it still unspeakable?
CourtFool wrote:
If you can speak of it, is it still unspeakable?

*Holds up sign:I wrote about it, so its still a writeable evil.

<alighting nearby and cocking head curiously at CourtFool>
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...

And the evil that is so EVIL that the evil itself is incapable of speaking - which more appropriately should be called the Unspeaking Evil. <casting an eye at the seemingly mute Studpuffin>
stormraven wrote:

<alighting nearby and cocking head curiously at CourtFool>

There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...

And the evil that is so EVIL that the evil itself is incapable of speaking - which more appropriately should be called the Unspeaking Evil. <casting an eye at the seemingly mute Studpuffin>

<shrugs>

*Holds up sign: What? Why are you looking at me like that?*

I was admiring your shiny feathers... I CLEARLY wasn't implying that you might be an Unspeakable/Unspeaking Eeeeevil.

How do you get your claws so lustrous?

<sidestep away sidestep away sidestep away>

I was unspeakable once....
Vinny da Vulture wrote:
I was unspeakable once....

*Holds up sign:But then this happened...*

*Whomps Vinny on the head with the sign*

Cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw!
stormraven wrote:

How do you get your claws so lustrous?

*Holds up sign: Lots of roadkill. Mmm, dead squirrel.*

Studpuffin wrote:
stormraven wrote:

How do you get your claws so lustrous?

*Holds up sign: Lots of roadkill. Mmm, dead squirrel.*

Dead Squirrel... the other other other white meat. its what's for dinner!

stormraven wrote:


Dead Squirrel... the other other other white meat. its what's for dinner!

*holds up sign:Its not really white meat.*

CAW!

Well they do have more dark meat than a hamster...

CAW!
stormraven wrote:
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...

Sort of like Voldermort and George Bush Jr.?

<the room darkens, Studpuffin grows to enormous size as flames wreathe him.>

CAW-hahahahahaha!

<returns to normal>

*Holds up sign:Did everything just taste purple to you guys?*
CourtFool wrote:
stormraven wrote:
There are two types of unspeakable evil - the unspeakable evil that others can't speak about...
Sort of like Voldermort and George Bush Jr.?

Shhhhhh!!!!!

Do not so lightly invoke the name of the CON-draining (as in THE Constitution) wraith of Crawford! His flying monkey puppet-master (DC) may come for you with a shotgun and unsteady trigger finger.

Of course, that means more roadkill for Studpuffin and myself... CAW!
Studpuffin wrote:

<the room darkens, Studpuffin grows to enormous size as flames wreathe him.>

CAW-hahahahahaha!

<returns to normal>

*Holds up sign:Did everything just taste purple to you guys?*

Definitely getting a little purple after-taste over here...

CAW!

CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!

CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
stormraven wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

<the room darkens, Studpuffin grows to enormous size as flames wreathe him.>

CAW-hahahahahaha!

<returns to normal>

*Holds up sign:Did everything just taste purple to you guys?*

Definitely getting a little purple after-taste over here...

Sorry, sorry. Used the newt's tongue when I should have put it frog's liver.

...Do we have any more of that lovely tengu blood available?
Studpuffin wrote:
*Holds up sign:Did everything just taste purple to you guys?*

No, but something definitely smells like blue.

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