Two pathetic, highly annoying races square off. Who wins?
Ewoks' Pros: Apparently dangerous enough to defeat a much larger number of highly trained Storm Troopers, who have vastly superior weaponry. They are also adorable.
Goblins' Pros: Numbers, on their home terrain of Paizo, and good singing voices.

I'd say Kobolds vs Ewoks is a better thread. Both build traps and generally work very well in groups.

The goblins will clearly win due to a combination of coolness and fire usage.

I'd say Kobolds vs Ewoks is a better thread. Both build traps and generally work very well in groups.

Great. Now you've done it.

Well, the ewoks are delicious.

w0nkothesane wrote:

I'd say Kobolds vs Ewoks is a better thread. Both build traps and generally work very well in groups.

Great. Now you've done it.

I think that Aberzombie periodically runs searches to find any thread I have posted in that mentions kobolds so that he can say that dwarves are better miners. Here we go again.

Worse, yet, his post is wrong in its basic assertion. But, as a newcomer, I will extend to him the grace to be grossly wrong about the superiority of my thread. Welcome, W0nkothesane.

The gish.

Where? Where?

Worse, yet, his post is wrong in its basic assertion. But, as a newcomer, I will extend to him the grace to be grossly wrong about the superiority of my thread. Welcome, W0nkothesane.

Why, thank you, gracious host. Tales of your compassion will spread to the corners of the world as I traverse the globe, singing songs of your glory.

In all seriousness, the Ewoks can take down a freaking AT-ST so I don't think a few short 'n' ugly goblins would be any trouble.

Great. Now you've done it.

I think that Aberzombie periodically runs searches to find any thread I have posted in that mentions kobolds so that he can say that dwarves are better miners. Here we go again.

But the Dwarves ARE better miners! It's true!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Worse, yet, his post is wrong in its basic assertion. But, as a newcomer, I will extend to him the grace to be grossly wrong about the superiority of my thread. Welcome, W0nkothesane.

Why, thank you, gracious host. Tales of your compassion will spread to the corners of the world as I traverse the globe, singing songs of your glory.

In all seriousness, the Ewoks can take down a freaking AT-ST so I don't think a few short 'n' ugly goblins would be any trouble.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Great. Now you've done it.

I think that Aberzombie periodically runs searches to find any thread I have posted in that mentions kobolds so that he can say that dwarves are better miners. Here we go again.

But the Dwarves ARE better miners! It's true!

Dwarves have no bonus to mining and kobolds do! Buncha ingrates!

Och! Hiyya mine a fuitnye harse, yuwui bastairt!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Worse, yet, his post is wrong in its basic assertion. But, as a newcomer, I will extend to him the grace to be grossly wrong about the superiority of my thread. Welcome, W0nkothesane.

Why, thank you, gracious host. Tales of your compassion will spread to the corners of the world as I traverse the globe, singing songs of your glory.

In all seriousness, the Ewoks can take down a freaking AT-ST so I don't think a few short 'n' ugly goblins would be any trouble.

Lies, LIES, I tell you! In real life, those were wookies!

If you shove your foot down the throat of a goblin it's swashbuckling good fun, if you shove your foot down the throat of a Ewok it's a fluffy slipper.

Well, the Ewoks have magic swinging logs on ropes that are able to destroy a high-tech walker like it's made out of wet cardboard. That's pretty tough to beat, ya know .... ;)

Yub yub.

Yub yub.

I hear Stabby Blast is auditioning for a fuzzy companion.

I think that the goblins would win by burning down the ewok village. They would likely suffer heavy losses due to mishaps though, leaving the forest kobolds wipe them out with their wood golems and giant frog war mounts. Food chain and all.

Heyyyyyy...kobold cavalier with a giant frog as a mount. HMMMM...

Goblins would win ... Ewoks are highly flammable what with their polyester fur and whatnot. If the Imperial troops had been armed with torches, that battle would have gone another way entirely.