Did the chatroom break?

Did the chatroom break?

People *were* casting fireballs in there. Methinks the Chatbeast protested.

I think yours was the last post I saw. ;)

Sometimes it only takes 11 more damage to end the fight. ;)

Heh. On a more serious note, I know the hoster was wanting to upgrade to a better machine. I'm hoping it's that and not something else. ;_;

So, you don't like the idea of them playing rugby with the server?

I hope so.

Hope you're all doing ok without me. I'll be sure to thank Sebastian in person at PaizoCon for keeping you all entertained at my expense until Easter.

I'll even give you a fastpass to the front of the "Punch Sebastian in the Junk" line.

yoda8myhead wrote:

Hope you're all doing ok without me. I'll be sure to thank Sebastian in person at PaizoCon for keeping you all entertained at my expense until Easter.

I'll even give you a fastpass to the front of the "Punch Sebastian in the Junk" line.

How long is that line?

How long is that line?

Think about a very big number.

yoda8myhead wrote:

Hope you're all doing ok without me. I'll be sure to thank Sebastian in person at PaizoCon for keeping you all entertained at my expense until Easter.

I'll even give you a fastpass to the front of the "Punch Sebastian in the Junk" line.

I punched him there once. The way his initial cringe of discomfort gave way to a pleasured grin has haunted my dreams ever since. He's a monster, that one.

Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?

Update from hoster: ISP/Colo facility reports an outage in the area. No ETA yet.
Update the 2nd: "Router gnomes tried to steal the underground wiring. Super Techs are on site for repairs."

Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?

Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.

I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

I'm so very afraid.

David Wickham wrote:

Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?

Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.

I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

I'm so very afraid.

laughing so hard my eyes are watering...

David Wickham wrote:

Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?

Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.

I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

I'm so very afraid.

You are also just a bit disturbing.

The Jade wrote:

David Wickham wrote:

Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?

Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.

I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

I'm so very afraid.

laughing so hard my eyes are watering...

No kidding. My wife would freak to see the tears that are almost coming out of my eyes.

Let my story be a cautionary tale about raining blows down upon the dangly bits of strange men.

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

Actually, that was me. Sorry.

The Jade wrote:

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

Actually, that was me. Sorry.

Oh, well that's a pony of a different color.

Week 70

At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:

"Event Horizon (1997)" .

Infinite Space - Infinite Terror

A rescue crew investigates a spaceship that disappeared into a black hole and has now returned...with someone or something new on-board.

Monday @ 9pm EST

Both chat's down?

Both chat's down?

Main is working right now...

I get the screen that says, "Chat is loading, please wait".

I use Firefox. Never have liked or used IE.

I get the screen that says, "Chat is loading, please wait".

Uh....wait? It may take some time. If you're using IE, it may take some additional time, especially if you have the phishing filter turned on. If you're using IE8, be sure to use it in compatibility mode.

The Jade wrote:

David Wickham wrote:

Just wondering, did he kick you in the head afterwards, or was he in human form at the time?

Kick me? He cooed and batted his eyes for more.

I went into a savage, confused rage after that - landing hooks, crosses, uppercuts, jabs - but by the time I'd worn all the skin off my knuckles on his denim crotch he was so satisfied and grateful that he gave me a $25 gift certificate to The Popcorn Factory. Told me with a pat, "I take care of my b@tches. And you, my feisty lil pup, most certainly qualify."

When he's in town, he drunk dials my cell phone late at night and meows on my voicemail. Tells me, "Chase the kitty, big boy. Mwrowr! Chase the kitty."

I'm so very afraid.

laughing so hard my eyes are watering...

+1!!!

Week 71

At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:

"In the Mouth of Madness (1994)" .

Lived Any Good Books Lately?

An insurance investigator begins discovering that the impact a horror writer's books have on his fans is more than inspirational.

Monday @ 9pm EST

I miss movie nights :(

Why would having the phishing filter off make a chatroom run better? Sounds dubious to me Lil. Anyhoo I've never had any luck with the paizo chatroom IR or firefox. My browser always freezes. What is the second chatroom? :/

Why would having the phishing filter off make a chatroom run better? Sounds dubious to me Lil. Anyhoo I've never had any luck with the paizo chatroom IR or firefox. My browser always freezes. What is the second chatroom? :/

The phishing filter in IE downloads images and whatnot twice, doubling the time it takes to load a page. I believe you can add dmtools.org as a trusted site, and keep your phishing filter on.

Why would having the phishing filter off make a chatroom run better? Sounds dubious to me Lil. Anyhoo I've never had any luck with the paizo chatroom IR or firefox. My browser always freezes. What is the second chatroom? :/

Works fine for me with Firefox.

I am unable to chat. :(

Remember dear friends, remember the shelter.

Number of connections exceeded on the server. Known issue, and not much I can do until connections drop. :(

Working with my hoster on Plan B. *puts on her Chatbeast Slayer costume*

Week 72

At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:

"Real Genius (1985)" .

Who ELSE can turn lasers into light shows, aircraft into armchairs, and high-tech into hijinks?

Two brilliant teenagers head a team of young geniuses developing a laser for what they believe is a class project. When they find out that their professor intends to turn their work over to the government >for use as a weapon< , they decide to ruin his plans.

Monday @ 9pm EST

Server is migrating to some new hardware. Some lag/downtime for the next few. :)

Server is migrating to some new hardware. Some lag/downtime for the next few. :)

Server move all done! Should have better responsiveness now, I believe.

Guinness now available in the chatroom. Also, penguins.

Mmmmmm... Guinness.

Week 73

At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:

"Erik the Viking (1989) " .

Be there... or beheaded!

Erik the Viking gathers warriors from his village and sets out on a dangerous journey to Valhalla, to ask the gods to end the Age of Ragnorok and allow his people to see sunlight again. A Pythonesque satire of Viking life.

Monday @ 9pm EST

Week 74

At the next Monday Night Movie Chat:

"The Mist (2007)" .

Stephen King's Legendary Tale of Terror.

A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.

Monday @ 9pm EST

Down again? I see "Chat Loading.... Please wait". But nothing changes.

Down again? I see "Chat Loading.... Please wait". But nothing changes.

No...it has been known to have issues with certain browsers though, particularly flavors of IE. If you're running IE8, make sure you've got the compatibility option checked.

I don't use IE, just Firefox.

I don't use IE, just Firefox.

How odd...how long do you usually wait, just out of curiosity?

Also, chat not responding right now. No ideas why as of yet.

Crash?

Crash?

Huh. Apparently so...checking into it.

Should be back up in about 30 minutes or so.

I think we lost her again.

Nevermind. It's back.