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YOU ARE THE DEMONS
Mikaze wrote:
YOU ARE THE DEMONS I think something just flew over my head and grazed my hair.
WHOA!
I blame Timecube or the Necronomicon.
It is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemies!
I want to be on the ships daddy.
Huh?
Heathansson wrote:
I want to be on the ships daddy. No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS
Mikaze wrote:
YOU ARE THE DEMONS No john? I'd say the architect of the place is the demonic one.
And then john was a zombie
What? As in - what is this thread about? Context please. I wish to be enlightened.
Gurubabaramalamaswami wrote:
What? As in - what is this thread about? Context please. I wish to be enlightened. Doom : Repercussions Of Evil
by Peter Chimera
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
The author of this work currently has an anthology of alternate history short stories available for purchase through Lulu.
See also:
The collected works of squirrelking.
Making fun of Peter Chimera is a longtime hobby of /tg/.
I have found my new battle cry... "I'll get you back evil boss!"
A Man In Black wrote:
And then john was a zombie You got something against the heartbeat challenged, buddy?
Samnell wrote:
Mikaze wrote:
YOU ARE THE DEMONS No john? I'd say the architect of the place is the demonic one. I'd just go on the floor.
They should have thought of that before they neglected to provide facilities.
Celestial Healer wrote:
I'd just go on the floor.
They should have thought of that before they neglected to provide facilities.
I always go on the floor.
CourtFool wrote:
I always go on the floor. Yeah, but isn't that what everyone from France does? Or did I just live in a weird apartment complex?
Shinmizu wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
I always go on the floor. Yeah, but isn't that what everyone from France does? Or did I just live in a weird apartment complex? There is no apartment complex that is not weird. Anyone who says otherwise is an absolutist!
Shinmizu wrote:
Yeah, but isn't that what everyone from France does? Frenchies? Grrrr.......
Studpuffin wrote:
Anyone who says otherwise is an absolutist! What do you have against vodka connoisseurs?
Only a vodka drinker speaks in absolutes!
I like Rum.
Mmmmmm....rum.
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