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Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 09:29 AM

Come on dude, get it right. You've got to drag it out more....

Brainnnnnsssss

Like that!

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 09:39 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Come on dude, get it right. You've got to drag it out more....

Brainnnnnsssss

Like that!

Oh sorry. Brainnnnnssssss! I want brainnnnssssssssss! How's that?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 09:42 AM

Much better! Welcome to the club!

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 10:07 AM

Mmmm... Brains

I mean... Braaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssssss

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King, Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 10:26 AM

Olangru wrote:

Grabs Casper's spoon and scoops out Roagh's right eye, then narfs.

** spoiler omitted **

{reappears wearing helmet and welding mask (to protect eyes)} Hmmm, if I was sober, I'd feel a little ill. But since I'm not, I'm now hungry for these eyeballs.

{puts a marshmallowly gelatin/cream cheese "eyeball" in Roagh's empty socket} There, good as new.

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 10:35 AM

*looks at the Slaad thread* Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssssss!

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 01:23 PM

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

*looks at the Slaad thread* Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssssss!

Hmm... That might not be the best thread for that.

Roagh, Fri, Aug 21, 2009, 01:37 PM

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

Olangru wrote:

Grabs Casper's spoon and scoops out Roagh's right eye, then narfs.

** spoiler omitted **

{reappears wearing helmet and welding mask (to protect eyes)} Hmmm, if I was sober, I'd feel a little ill. But since I'm not, I'm now hungry for these eyeballs.

{puts a marshmallowly gelatin/cream cheese "eyeball" in Roagh's empty socket} There, good as new.

Um, thank you... so much...

Is there a Cleric in the house? Need a Regen here.

Crazy darn brain brain eater thread anyway...

wanders off in search of a regeneration spell.

Dread Lord Zombie, Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 07:45 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Dread Lord Zombie wrote:

*looks at the Slaad thread* Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssssss!

Hmm... That might not be the best thread for that.

Why? Don't they have brains? Oops, I meant braaaaiiiinnnssss.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 07:55 AM

*shuffles through the thread looking for a living infested farmhouse to besiege*

Dread Lord Zombie, Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 08:08 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

*shuffles through the thread looking for a living infested farmhouse to besiege*

*follows Aberzombie in order to get a meal as well.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 08:11 AM

ZOMBIE HORDE!

drunken_nomad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Modules Subscriber), Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 08:19 AM

hm? oh! uhhh. mmmmmmmmmmBRAINS!

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 01:45 PM

Is there room in the zombie horde for a brain-eating ghost?

Bran McChomperface, Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 02:38 PM

Can we stop by the Poodle thread to get an appetizer?

Celestial Thaumoctopus, Sat, Aug 22, 2009, 02:50 PM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Can we stop by the Poodle thread to get an appetizer?

That'll just be like trying to suck the last teensy drops of soda through a straw... lotta effort, no reward.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 06:53 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Is there room in the zombie horde for a brain-eating ghost?

Sure thing! Brainnnnn-eaters of the world....UNITE!

Bran McChomperface, Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 06:55 AM

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Can we stop by the Poodle thread to get an appetizer?

That'll just be like trying to suck the last teensy drops of soda through a straw... lotta effort, no reward.

How about as an after-dinner mint?

Lanx (Paizo Superscriber), Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 08:40 AM

Has anybody seen my key?

...

Hey, stop nibbling at my gearwheels!

Bran McChomperface, Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 09:22 AM

Lanx wrote:

Has anybody seen my key?

...

Hey, stop nibbling at my gearwheels!

Aw, dang! I broke another tooth!

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 03:49 PM

Which thread should we shamble into first?

Bearing in mind that I was already kicked out of Azhagal's thread for my brain-eating ways.

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King, Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 06:15 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

...Bearing in mind that I was already kicked out of Azhagal's thread for my brain-eating ways.

You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.

Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Sun, Aug 23, 2009, 07:21 PM

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

...Bearing in mind that I was already kicked out of Azhagal's thread for my brain-eating ways.

You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.

Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.

Yes but... but...

They had holy symbols.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Aug 24, 2009, 03:56 AM

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.

Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.

Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Mon, Aug 24, 2009, 10:04 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.

Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.

Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.

Hippehs to use Heathansson's spelling :) however make adequate portable rams - all the easier to batter down barricaded farm house doors and poorly boarded up windows.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Aug 24, 2009, 03:22 PM

Turin the Mad wrote:

Hippehs to use Heathansson's spelling :) however make adequate portable rams - all the easier to batter down barricaded farm house doors and poorly boarded up windows.

Hmmm...you do have a point. However, I'm not sure I'd want to dirty my hands by touching one. Maybe if we wore gloves.....

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Mon, Aug 24, 2009, 07:04 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

Hippehs to use Heathansson's spelling :) however make adequate portable rams - all the easier to batter down barricaded farm house doors and poorly boarded up windows.

Hmmm...you do have a point. However, I'm not sure I'd want to dirty my hands by touching one. Maybe if we wore gloves.....

Gauntlets? Spiked gauntlets (the better to secure a firm hold on the wriggling, screaming 'portable ram')? Or how about dousing the hippeh with a good marinade, using the 'ram', then chowing on the still-warm remains? (After all, the feast that the fallen represent is more than just the brain - that particular delicacy just alleviates the pain a bit...)

Bran McChomperface, Mon, Aug 24, 2009, 07:15 PM

Aberzombie wrote:

Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.

But what happens when hippehs are reanimated? It's possible, even if it would take the most evil, vile, contemptible necromancer in the known universe to perpetrate such an act.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Aug 25, 2009, 04:02 AM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.

But what happens when hippehs are reanimated? It's possible, even if it would take the most evil, vile, contemptible necromancer in the known universe to perpetrate such an act.

No self-respecting necromancer would dare violate the naturual order in such a way.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Aug 25, 2009, 06:36 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.

But what happens when hippehs are reanimated? It's possible, even if it would take the most evil, vile, contemptible necromancer in the known universe to perpetrate such an act.

No self-respecting necromancer would dare violate the naturual order in such a way.

Just eat everything. Then there's nothing to animate.

Larry Lichman (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Aug 25, 2009, 09:36 AM

But some of that hippie flesh is really tough and stringy. I rarely am able to finish the entire body.

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Tue, Aug 25, 2009, 01:37 PM

Larry Lichman wrote:

But some of that hippie flesh is really tough and stringy. I rarely am able to finish the entire body.

That's what the zombie horde is for - a bite or two each from four or five dozen zombies will strip even a tough, stringy hippeh to bones in a few minutes.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Aug 25, 2009, 02:53 PM

The Zombie Horde: Winning with the Crushing Weight of Numbers Since 1968.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Wed, Aug 26, 2009, 06:45 AM

Turin the Mad wrote:

Larry Lichman wrote:

But some of that hippie flesh is really tough and stringy. I rarely am able to finish the entire body.

That's what the zombie horde is for - a bite or two each from four or five dozen zombies will strip even a tough, stringy hippeh to bones in a few minutes.

But then what if some necromancer raises the bones as a skeleton?

Once we consume the body, we should dissolve the bones in lye.

Lilith (Pathfinder Chronicles Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, GameMastery Cards, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, Aug 27, 2009, 10:49 AM

Braaaaains?
We love braaaaaaains...

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Thu, Aug 27, 2009, 05:32 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

Larry Lichman wrote:

But some of that hippie flesh is really tough and stringy. I rarely am able to finish the entire body.

That's what the zombie horde is for - a bite or two each from four or five dozen zombies will strip even a tough, stringy hippeh to bones in a few minutes.

But then what if some necromancer raises the bones as a skeleton?

Once we consume the body, we should dissolve the bones in lye.

By the time the zombie horde finish scattering the bones all over the place (dropping them after narfing the tasty bits off) and stepping all over them as they shamble and stumble around in search of new meat to eat, I suspect the typical necromancer will be more concerned about staying out of sniffing range until they can commandeer enough of the horde to do their bidding.

Hrm ... I wonder ... is there an "awaken animated dead" spell available? Or what does the necromancer do when the zombie horde is revealed to have a particularly strong ... resistance to being bossed around - although the horde also passes an odd inclination to being easily distracted by ...

SQUIRREL!!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Fri, Aug 28, 2009, 04:43 AM

Brainnnnssssss......

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Fri, Aug 28, 2009, 07:01 AM

Mmmmm..... Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssssss......

Dread Lord Zombie, Fri, Aug 28, 2009, 07:46 AM

Brainnnnnsssssss! I want brainnnnnssssss.

Bran McChomperface, Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 07:25 AM

Hmm. Everyone must have gone to the mall.

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 10:41 AM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Hmm. Everyone must have gone to the mall.

Last weekend of summer ... brains are ripe for the chomping! All you gotta do is shamble on in and help yourself.

The Gold Goblin, Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 11:59 AM

Imagine what my brains are worth! Solid GOLD I tell ya!

Turin the Mad (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber), Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 12:13 PM

The Gold Goblin wrote:

Imagine what my brains are worth! Solid GOLD I tell ya!

And perfect for cracking open skulls to get at REAL brains!! nom! :)

Bran McChomperface, Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 12:20 PM

The Gold Goblin wrote:

Imagine what my brains are worth! Solid GOLD I tell ya!

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Sun, Aug 30, 2009, 02:25 PM

Bran McChomperface wrote:

Hmm. Everyone must have gone to the mall.

The mall is a great place for our horde to strike.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Mon, Aug 31, 2009, 04:17 AM

Mmmmm......brainnnnsssss

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Sep 1, 2009, 05:00 AM

Brainnnnnssss.......?

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost, Tue, Sep 1, 2009, 08:09 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Brainnnnnssss.......?

Dread Lord Zombie, Tue, Sep 1, 2009, 08:19 AM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Brainnnnnssss.......?

+1

+2. BTW, when are we going to do a raid. I need brainnnnsssss.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Tue, Sep 1, 2009, 10:40 AM

I hear there's an environmentalist rally going on three towns over. Slim pickings, but we take what we can get....