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Grabs Casper's spoon and scoops out Roagh's right eye, then narfs.
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{reappears wearing helmet and welding mask (to protect eyes)} Hmmm, if I was sober, I'd feel a little ill. But since I'm not, I'm now hungry for these eyeballs.
{puts a marshmallowly gelatin/cream cheese "eyeball" in Roagh's empty socket} There, good as new.
Grabs Casper's spoon and scoops out Roagh's right eye, then narfs.
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{reappears wearing helmet and welding mask (to protect eyes)} Hmmm, if I was sober, I'd feel a little ill. But since I'm not, I'm now hungry for these eyeballs.
{puts a marshmallowly gelatin/cream cheese "eyeball" in Roagh's empty socket} There, good as new.
Um, thank you... so much...
Is there a Cleric in the house? Need a Regen here.
Crazy darn brain brain eater thread anyway...
...Bearing in mind that I was already kicked out of Azhagal's thread for my brain-eating ways.
You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.
Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.
...Bearing in mind that I was already kicked out of Azhagal's thread for my brain-eating ways.You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.
Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.
Yes but... but...
They had holy symbols.
You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.
Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.
Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.
Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.You should all make up signs and protest outside his shop. I'm not sure he's legally allowed to discriminate against you.
Then you can stage a sit-in, blocking access to his shop, and maybe a little Kumbaya. I've already got a king-sized bong.
Hippehs however make adequate portable rams - all the easier to batter down barricaded farm house doors and poorly boarded up windows.
Hmmm...you do have a point. However, I'm not sure I'd want to dirty my hands by touching one. Maybe if we wore gloves.....Hippehs however make adequate portable rams - all the easier to batter down barricaded farm house doors and poorly boarded up windows.
Gauntlets? Spiked gauntlets (the better to secure a firm hold on the wriggling, screaming 'portable ram')? Or how about dousing the hippeh with a good marinade, using the 'ram', then chowing on the still-warm remains? (After all, the feast that the fallen represent is more than just the brain - that particular delicacy just alleviates the pain a bit...)
Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.But what happens when hippehs are reanimated? It's possible, even if it would take the most evil, vile, contemptible necromancer in the known universe to perpetrate such an act.
No self-respecting necromancer would dare violate the naturual order in such a way.
No self-respecting necromancer would dare violate the naturual order in such a way.Sorry. No hippie folk in this thread. It's against the rules.But what happens when hippehs are reanimated? It's possible, even if it would take the most evil, vile, contemptible necromancer in the known universe to perpetrate such an act.
Just eat everything. Then there's nothing to animate.
But some of that hippie flesh is really tough and stringy. I rarely am able to finish the entire body.That's what the zombie horde is for - a bite or two each from four or five dozen zombies will strip even a tough, stringy hippeh to bones in a few minutes.
But then what if some necromancer raises the bones as a skeleton?
Once we consume the body, we should dissolve the bones in lye.
But some of that hippie flesh is really tough and stringy. I rarely am able to finish the entire body.That's what the zombie horde is for - a bite or two each from four or five dozen zombies will strip even a tough, stringy hippeh to bones in a few minutes.But then what if some necromancer raises the bones as a skeleton?
Once we consume the body, we should dissolve the bones in lye.
By the time the zombie horde finish scattering the bones all over the place (dropping them after narfing the tasty bits off) and stepping all over them as they shamble and stumble around in search of new meat to eat, I suspect the typical necromancer will be more concerned about staying out of sniffing range until they can commandeer enough of the horde to do their bidding.
Hrm ... I wonder ... is there an "awaken animated dead" spell available? Or what does the necromancer do when the zombie horde is revealed to have a particularly strong ... resistance to being bossed around - although the horde also passes an odd inclination to being easily distracted by ...
SQUIRREL!!
