Good ideas all around. And, I can see our first commercial now:
A fancy Rolls-Royce is stopped at a light, and another Rolls pulls up along side it. The second guy rolls down his window to talk to the first guy. Out of nowhere, a couple of zombies show up and drag both men out of their cars. Right before they start to devour the hapless dudes, one of the zombies politely inquires....
"Pardon me, do you have any grey matter?"
Turin the Mad(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Aberzombie wrote:
Good ideas all around. And, I can see our first commercial now:
A fancy Rolls-Royce is stopped at a light, and another Rolls pulls up along side it. The second guy rolls down his window to talk to the first guy. Out of nowhere, a couple of zombies show up and drag both men out of their cars. Right before they start to devour the hapless dudes, one of the zombies politely inquires....
Or how about we get Jamie Lee Curtis sitting on a couch talking about her digestive ailments until a zombie bursts in, cracks open her skull like a cantaloupe, and eats her brain.
Do you think we could afford Jamie Lee Curtis?
Turin the Mad(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Or how about we get Jamie Lee Curtis sitting on a couch talking about her digestive ailments until a zombie bursts in, cracks open her skull like a cantaloupe, and eats her brain.
Do you think we could afford Jamie Lee Curtis?
Sure - she won't exactly be able to cash that check once she's food. We only get to crack her skull open once, so make sure that fresher, less DEX damaged zombies are manning the cameras and sound equipment. The Febreeze should work for long enough to mask the stench until it's too late...
Make certain to "retain" her bodyguards, hangers-on, toadies, sycophants, peons, minions, henchpersons, hirelings and the fat guy with the "agent" job title. They need to be ... recruited.
When she reanimates, we can dub over " Wow, now my digestive tract doesn't hurt. All I need ... are brains!!" And we can end the infomercial on the shot of her chowing down on her agent.
OH GREAT ROMERO, CONFER TO WE THE UNWORTHY YOUR GLORY! GIVE US THE STRENGTH AND POWER TO END THE MENACE OF THE LIVING AND WASH THE WORLD CLEAN IN A TORRENT OF UNDEATH!
I don't know this Bran fella. Is he a famous zombie?
Turin the Mad(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber)
Aberzombie wrote:
I don't know this Bran fella. Is he a famous zombie?
Bran McChomperface, a little known zombie of great infamy in the tall grasses of the Cereal Plains. It is said that the shambling terror has druid levels ...
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