"Better ingredients (brainnnnns), better pizzas: Papa Legba's!"
Aberzombie can be the spokesman, riding up in his hotrod with fresh pizzas, and being all friendly with the random family (say, Tarren's, for example) and throwing around a football.
"Better ingredients (brainnnnns), better pizzas: Papa Legba's!"
Aberzombie can be the spokesman, riding up in his hotrod with fresh pizzas, and being all friendly with the random family (say, Tarren's, for example) and throwing around a football.
"Better ingredients (brainnnnns), better pizzas: Papa Legba's!"
Aberzombie can be the spokesman, riding up in his hotrod with fresh pizzas, and being all friendly with the random family (say, Tarren's, for example) and throwing around a football.
And then when the cameras stop.... brainnnnnnns!
I like the way you think ZPDG.
Record it all - can you imagine the critical praise on "special effects", the "how real this feels!" comments and - of course - the inevitable reality TV series?
I mean c'mon ... Survivor really should be about the last one still alive...
See, now that's the kind of attitude that gets us bad press! Seriously, dude, stop being so cranky. The living are awesome - great taste, less filling.
Although, I gotta say, I think I need to exercise more. Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big?
See, now that's the kind of attitude that gets us bad press! Seriously, dude, stop being so cranky. The living are awesome - great taste, less filling.
Although, I gotta say, I think I need to exercise more. Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big?
A bunch of it just sloughed off, so now it looks quite toned.
Don't worry, WB. We'll be your friends. And you know what? Friends let their undead friends throw them over living people so that the undead friends can take the living people by surprise and chow down on them.
Don't worry, WB. We'll be your friends. And you know what? Friends let their undead friends throw them over living people so that the undead friends can take the living people by surprise and chow down on them.
One of the key factors for the heartbeat-challenged set is ... well, that we're not often very motivated. Every once in a great while, a leader arises from among us that wants something more than a stray hitchhiker or inebriated walkabout that stumbles within easy shambling distance. When the Moan of Munching arises upon the winds and carries the Call of the Chowpounce far and wide, we MUST heed that call.
But first, I've a local group of 'partaker of recreational organic products' to chew on a bit. The marinade should be set in by now, making them rather uniquely tasty as compared to the normal Adrenafear flavoring.
Oooooohhh! What did you marinate them in? I like to try a combination of flat beer, old cologne, and dial soap.
The beauty of the described scenario is that they are marinating themselves! Combined with the "munchies" they moan about, they're absolutely delicious.
If you catch them at just the right moment, the marinade sets in just before they pass out, making the chowpouncing very easy.
There's a mountain? Is it full of brainnnnnsssss.....?
The brain content quality @ Cheyenne Mountain ... should be fairly high. We need a very large quantity of Mini-onions, however, to overrun the defenses and clog the doors ...
I noticed a thread further up on the boards this morning where someone was asking the difference between zombies anf flesh golems. Can you believe that someone responded saying zombies were unintelligent!!! WTF!! Will the hate never cease?
I noticed a thread further up on the boards this morning where someone was asking the difference between zombies anf flesh golems. Can you believe that someone responded saying zombies were unintelligent!!! WTF!! Will the hate never cease?
Soright ... after all, they are referring to the animated dead as opposed to real zombies, the poor bastiches. One day, they'll see the light ... through their cloudy white retinas...