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Aberzombie wrote:
Bran McChomperface wrote:

Cerebral Pizza?

Hmmm...that's got potential. We can cater to smart folk, make them think our food helps people become smarter. Instead, we'd just be sizing up donors.

We can call it ... Mensa's.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

That does have a nice ring to it...


"Better ingredients (brainnnnns), better pizzas: Papa Legba's!"

Aberzombie can be the spokesman, riding up in his hotrod with fresh pizzas, and being all friendly with the random family (say, Tarren's, for example) and throwing around a football.

And then when the cameras stop.... brainnnnnnns!


Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

"Better ingredients (brainnnnns), better pizzas: Papa Legba's!"

Aberzombie can be the spokesman, riding up in his hotrod with fresh pizzas, and being all friendly with the random family (say, Tarren's, for example) and throwing around a football.

And then when the cameras stop.... brainnnnnnns!

I like the way you think ZPDG.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Hmmm.....that idea is sweet. I like it. And I can certainly do a better job than that Poppa John's guy. I'd eat him alive - literally.


Maybe if we offer unusual toppings people will buy our pizza. I'm thinking human hypothalamus here.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

And tonsils - I bet hospitals are always throwing those out.


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

"Better ingredients (brainnnnns), better pizzas: Papa Legba's!"

Aberzombie can be the spokesman, riding up in his hotrod with fresh pizzas, and being all friendly with the random family (say, Tarren's, for example) and throwing around a football.

And then when the cameras stop.... brainnnnnnns!

I like the way you think ZPDG.

Record it all - can you imagine the critical praise on "special effects", the "how real this feels!" comments and - of course - the inevitable reality TV series?

I mean c'mon ... Survivor really should be about the last one still alive...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Hmmmm....Survivor: Zombie Island?


Aberzombie wrote:
Hmmmm....Survivor: Zombie Island?

Ate it in one chomp.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmm.....


......brainnnnssss


brains

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmm.....brainnnnn cake.


Ooh, we should market an entire line of brain pastries...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmm......pastries


Aberzombie wrote:
And tonsils - I bet hospitals are always throwing those out.

And spleens. Those are my second favorite after...braiiiiiins.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmm.....spleens.


Mmmm... organs...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Should we have a party? You know, to kind of bring in more vict....friends! Bring in more friends....


undead don't have friends!

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

ulgulanoth wrote:
undead don't have friends!

See, now that's the kind of attitude that gets us bad press! Seriously, dude, stop being so cranky. The living are awesome - great taste, less filling.

Although, I gotta say, I think I need to exercise more. Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big?


Aberzombie wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
undead don't have friends!

See, now that's the kind of attitude that gets us bad press! Seriously, dude, stop being so cranky. The living are awesome - great taste, less filling.

Although, I gotta say, I think I need to exercise more. Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big?

A bunch of it just sloughed off, so now it looks quite toned.


Aberzombie wrote:
Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big?

No. It's your butt that is making your butt look too big.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Does this decaying flesh make my butt look big?
A bunch of it just sloughed off, so now it looks quite toned.

Huzzah! We've invented a new diet!


ulgulanoth wrote:
undead don't have friends!

I don't either...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Wet Blanket wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
undead don't have friends!
I don't either...

Don't worry, WB. We'll be your friends. And you know what? Friends let their undead friends throw them over living people so that the undead friends can take the living people by surprise and chow down on them.

Doesn't that sound like fun?!?

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

The Walking Dead comic series.

At the bottom of the page, it reports how AMC is interested in making this a series. I also noticed the same thing on SciFi Wire.

Huzzah! More exposure for our kind! Maybe we can get jobs as extras.


Aberzombie wrote:
Wet Blanket wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
undead don't have friends!
I don't either...

Don't worry, WB. We'll be your friends. And you know what? Friends let their undead friends throw them over living people so that the undead friends can take the living people by surprise and chow down on them.

Doesn't that sound like fun?!?

This might be the happiest I've ever been. See.


Aberzombie wrote:

The Walking Dead comic series.

At the bottom of the page, it reports how AMC is interested in making this a series. I also noticed the same thing on SciFi Wire.

Huzzah! More exposure for our kind! Maybe we can get jobs as extras.

Hooray! The Walking Dead series is the best depiction of our kind, ever, in comic book form.


Bran McChomperface wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

The Walking Dead comic series.

At the bottom of the page, it reports how AMC is interested in making this a series. I also noticed the same thing on SciFi Wire.

Huzzah! More exposure for our kind! Maybe we can get jobs as extras.

Hooray! The Walking Dead series is the best depiction of our kind, ever, in comic book form.

I hope it doesn't portray too much violence against our kind.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Bran McChomperface wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

The Walking Dead comic series.

At the bottom of the page, it reports how AMC is interested in making this a series. I also noticed the same thing on SciFi Wire.

Huzzah! More exposure for our kind! Maybe we can get jobs as extras.

Hooray! The Walking Dead series is the best depiction of our kind, ever, in comic book form.

I hope it doesn't portray too much violence against our kind.

We can only hope. I'd really like to see something that educates people on the (un)lifestyle of the heart beat challenged.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmmm......


......brainnnnsss


One of the key factors for the heartbeat-challenged set is ... well, that we're not often very motivated. Every once in a great while, a leader arises from among us that wants something more than a stray hitchhiker or inebriated walkabout that stumbles within easy shambling distance. When the Moan of Munching arises upon the winds and carries the Call of the Chowpounce far and wide, we MUST heed that call.

But first, I've a local group of 'partaker of recreational organic products' to chew on a bit. The marinade should be set in by now, making them rather uniquely tasty as compared to the normal Adrenafear flavoring.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Oooooohhh! What did you marinate them in? I like to try a combination of flat beer, old cologne, and dial soap.


Aberzombie wrote:
Oooooohhh! What did you marinate them in? I like to try a combination of flat beer, old cologne, and dial soap.

The beauty of the described scenario is that they are marinating themselves! Combined with the "munchies" they moan about, they're absolutely delicious.

If you catch them at just the right moment, the marinade sets in just before they pass out, making the chowpouncing very easy.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Pass out? Naah, I like them awake and screaming. It adds to the atmosphere.


Aberzombie wrote:
Pass out? Naah, I like them awake and screaming. It adds to the atmosphere.

Adrenafear (adrenalin + fear) is the "marinade du jour", almost all the chow tastes that way. We need to vary it up some to widen our culinary palate.

After all, we'll eventually get into the Big Mountain and have some very different culinary experiences.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

There's a mountain? Is it full of brainnnnnsssss.....?


Aberzombie wrote:
There's a mountain? Is it full of brainnnnnsssss.....?

The brain content quality @ Cheyenne Mountain ... should be fairly high. We need a very large quantity of Mini-onions, however, to overrun the defenses and clog the doors ...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

There are some other places we could hit - MIT and various science research centers.


The new recruits need practice to get some much-needed XP ... I say we swarm political capitols.


but there are no brains in political capitals...

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmmmm.....brainnnnsss


ulgulanoth wrote:
but there are no brains in political capitals...

Yes there are - just because they are not heavily used does not mean the organ is not present inside the skull, providing noise baffling material.

I recommend we steer clear of the livers though ... those things will kill you (again).

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

I noticed a thread further up on the boards this morning where someone was asking the difference between zombies anf flesh golems. Can you believe that someone responded saying zombies were unintelligent!!! WTF!! Will the hate never cease?


Aberzombie wrote:
I noticed a thread further up on the boards this morning where someone was asking the difference between zombies anf flesh golems. Can you believe that someone responded saying zombies were unintelligent!!! WTF!! Will the hate never cease?

Soright ... after all, they are referring to the animated dead as opposed to real zombies, the poor bastiches. One day, they'll see the light ... through their cloudy white retinas...


difference between flesh golems and zombies is that zombies rule!

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

And flesh golems drool?

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