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Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 03:04 AM

Just a few more days until the best day of the year.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Oct 28, 2009, 06:31 AM

Mmmmmm...

Braaaaaiiiinnnsss.....

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 28, 2009, 06:31 AM

Lots of brainnnnsssss.....

andLich Oct 29, 2009, 03:33 AM

Brainnnnnsssss......

taig's Aberzombie Oct 29, 2009, 05:03 AM

Purple brainnnnsssss.....

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 29, 2009, 05:10 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Purple brainnnnsssss.....

Hey! You look familiar....

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 30, 2009, 03:55 AM

Yay! Tomorrow is almost here!

andLich Oct 30, 2009, 03:55 AM

Mmmm....brainnnssss.

taig's Aberzombie Oct 30, 2009, 05:26 AM

Mmmm...more braiiiiinnnsss

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Oct 30, 2009, 06:17 AM

We have to hurry up and get our haunted house ready. Do we want to do it today?

Hannibal Lecter Oct 30, 2009, 12:17 PM

I know I'm not undead, but I do so enjoy a fine brain.

Perhaps I might be permitted to frequent your little club?

*creepy tongue thing*

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Oct 31, 2009, 06:44 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

andLich Oct 31, 2009, 06:45 AM

Mmmmm.....brainnnn candy.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Oct 31, 2009, 02:36 PM

I'm going trick or treating. I hope I get some nice brains.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 1, 2009, 10:15 AM

Last night was great. We had lots of trick or treaters.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 1, 2009, 03:10 PM

Did you eat their braaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnsss?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 1, 2009, 03:23 PM

I got a few of them. Best not to get to many, since it might put a damper on things next year.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 2, 2009, 03:22 AM

Mmmmm....brainnnnssss

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 3, 2009, 08:10 AM

For any of you guys that weren't aware, we've been gathering outside of Tarren's house. He's been documenting our seige.

andLich Nov 4, 2009, 04:20 AM

Brainnnnssss......?

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 4, 2009, 05:27 AM

andLich wrote:

Brainnnnssss......?

Mmmmm...

Brother Faust the Elder Nov 8, 2009, 07:12 PM

Tarren's brains should be tasty enough .. if we can get to them...

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 9, 2009, 05:51 AM

He's got himself locked in his car. Maybe someone could pose as a police officer and make him roll down his window.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 9, 2009, 08:26 AM

Or we could just get the entire horde to do a dog-pile on the car. The roof will start to cave in and he'll have to run for it or be crushed....

Miss Kitty Nov 9, 2009, 06:27 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

He's got himself locked in his car. Maybe someone could pose as a police officer and make him roll down his window.

Or just call AAA and have them pop the locks.

Brother Faust the Elder Nov 10, 2009, 05:56 AM

Miss Kitty wrote:

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
He's got himself locked in his car. Maybe someone could pose as a police officer and make him roll down his window.
Or just call AAA and have them pop the locks.

Good idea. Any of us remember any movie directing stuff before we became zombified? I'm thinking we want to be able to chowpounce the AAA guy after he pops the locks.

Oh ... lookie ... a brick ... tests the brick's heft, eyeing the car's windows

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 10, 2009, 06:42 AM

climbs up on the car hood and begins scratching at the windshield.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 10, 2009, 08:27 AM

Sorry, boss, but that one never seems to work.

Lloth's Microwave of Mega-Doom Nov 10, 2009, 06:18 PM

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Sorry, boss, but that one never seems to work.

You could gnaw off the front tires on the car.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost Nov 18, 2009, 08:18 AM

Why is eating brains so hard?

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 18, 2009, 12:29 PM

It's those damn humans and their stubborn, selfish will-to-live. They don't care about anyone but themselves.

One-Of-Many Nov 19, 2009, 08:59 AM

BRAINS ARE OVERRATED. THEY ARE UNNECESSARY TO THE CONTINUANCE OF THE MANY.

AS SUCH, I BELIEVE WE CAN REACH AN AGREEMENT....

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 19, 2009, 09:40 AM

Hey look, a robot. Do they have brainnnnnsssss......?

Brother Faust the Elder Nov 19, 2009, 11:38 AM

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey look, a robot. Do they have brainnnnnsssss......?

Not of the juicy ... scrumptious ... delicious ... rawwwww kind.

However, if it has a controller or pilot now ...

One-Of-Many Nov 19, 2009, 01:34 PM

THERE IS NO PILOT ONLY THE COLLECTIVE.

Brother Faust the Elder Nov 19, 2009, 08:37 PM

One-Of-Many wrote:

THERE IS NO PILOT ONLY THE COLLECTIVE.

That's a whole lotta brains ... mmm ... brraaaiiinnnsssssss ...

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 20, 2009, 04:35 AM

Hey, yeah! Isn't a collective a hive mind? Mmmmmm....hive brainnnsss.

One-Of-Many Nov 20, 2009, 06:00 AM

NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 20, 2009, 06:48 AM

Speak for yourself, metal-boy. I think nature designed some really delicious brainnnnnnsssss.....

One-Of-Many Nov 20, 2009, 01:39 PM

AFFIRMATIVE. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.

Ambrosia Slaad Nov 20, 2009, 08:26 PM

One-Of-Many wrote:

NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.

Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?

Gentleman Nurn Nov 20, 2009, 10:02 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?

No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.

Dick Cheney Nov 21, 2009, 01:59 PM

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.

I designed Vista.

Bishop of Barf Nov 21, 2009, 05:00 PM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.
I designed Vista.

Vista is really aw

HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Ambrosia Slaad Nov 21, 2009, 06:25 PM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.
I designed Vista.

If it's ok with you, I'm gonna "credit" you with Windows Me and MS Bob too.

Dick Cheney Nov 21, 2009, 07:39 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Gentleman Nurn wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

One-Of-Many wrote:
NATURE'S BRAIN DESIGN IS FLAWED. ITS WEAKNESSES ARE TOO EASILY EXPLOITED. WE HAVE REBUILT IT BETTER, STRONGER, FASTER. INEDIBLE.
Did you ever work in marketing for M*cr*s*ft?
No, that was my work. And a damn lot of work it was too. Yesssss.
I designed Vista.
If it's ok with you, I'm gonna "credit" you with Windows Me and MS Bob too.

My proudest moment was Bonzai Buddy.

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 09:02 AM

Mmmmm......

andLich Nov 25, 2009, 09:03 AM

......brainnnnsss

Grue in the Attic Nov 25, 2009, 03:17 PM

*stomach gurgle*

Rrrrrrrrrr....

Brother Faust the Elder Nov 26, 2009, 06:05 PM

The Golarion Ghouls and Zombies Prayer, in honor of this Thanksgiving holiday in the States:

Urgathoa, who eats in the Heavens,
Hungry be thy name;
Thy cravings come;
Thy will be done,
On Golarion as it is everywhere else.

Give us this day our daily brains.

And forgive us our appetites,
as we devour those that trespass against us.

And lead us not into moderation;
but deliver us from restraint.

For thine is the table, the experience, and the gory,
for ever and ever.

Yum-Yum!