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Thinking about hitting a Renn Faire either this weekend or next. Depends on the weather.
Mmmm.....ye olde brainnnnsssss
Inclement weather works in our favor since we can "sense" brains, whilst our "recruits" cannot.
I'm all for a serious chow down zombie rampage at a RenFair - the general close nature means we just need to shove a few vehicles in the entry ways and steer clear of the horses.
I really don't want to get trampled by those big horses... it's really rough on the bones...
Today I heard that the Phillies are going to the World Series.
Which means that, on the day of the first game in Philadelphia, theer will be a baseball game, a hockey game, and a concert, all going on at the same time and within spitting distance of each other. So, my big plan is to hit the concert first, convert those folks, then send half of them into the hockey game, and the other half into the baseball game.
In the ensuing confusion, I'll hit a few nearby bars, build up a third small horde, and start feasting on everyone in the neighborhood.
Today I heard that the Phillies are going to the World Series.
Which means that, on the day of the first game in Philadelphia, theer will be a baseball game, a hockey game, and a concert, all going on at the same time and within spitting distance of each other. So, my big plan is to hit the concert first, convert those folks, then send half of them into the hockey game, and the other half into the baseball game.
In the ensuing confusion, I'll hit a few nearby bars, build up a third small horde, and start feasting on everyone in the neighborhood.
Great plan, boss!
Best of all, if my calculations are correct, it all goes down on Halloween!!!
The single best day of the year to run amok and create a few hordes.
However, keep away from the little ones .. we don't want Joshua Frost going postal on us...
And we all know how full-grown meat snacks generally "listen" to their offspring, don't we...
I just had a revelation. What if we all shamble down to the supermarket and wait there? Whenever there is a zombie apocalypse, that's where all the tasty mortals hide. Won't they be surprised when they open the freezer...
Butchers are dangerous though, meat cleavers and distressingly accurate anatomical knowledge as regards deboning. Remember the Zombie Buddy System - always bring at least three buddies, one for each limb of the meat snack.
I just had a revelation. What if we all shamble down to the supermarket and wait there? Whenever there is a zombie apocalypse, that's where all the tasty mortals hide. Won't they be surprised when they open the freezer...Butchers are dangerous though, meat cleavers and distressingly accurate anatomical knowledge as regards deboning. Remember the Zombie Buddy System - always bring at least three buddies, one for each limb of the meat snack.
Just take out the butcher first. Then he becomes an ally... a dual-cleaver wielding butcher quickly disables the achilles tendons in multiple mortals, allowing the slower breathern to easily catch and snack.
Also, immediately kill any mortal resembling Woody Harrelson or Bruce Campbell, preferably with missile weapons.
If you see someone dressed as a Vulcan science officer, waving a fake tricorder around, and noting anachronisms... eat him first, would you please?
Sad thing is, I actually did see someone dressed as a Trekkie. There was also a samurai, a teenage mutant ninja turtle, and a few people whom I'm pretty sure were LARPing a Vampire game. Good times....
I've come up with an idea for us to get some morsels. Why don't we open a "haunted house" on Halloween? The people that would come in would think we're just people in costumes and they wouldn't run from us. Easy pickings.
Great idea!
I bet if I wore a white sheet, nobody would really think I was a ghost.
I've come up with an idea for us to get some morsels. Why don't we open a "haunted house" on Halloween? The people that would come in would think we're just people in costumes and they wouldn't run from us. Easy pickings.Great idea!
I bet if I wore a white sheet, nobody would really think I was a ghost.
Nah, you wouldn't need a sheet. They would think that you're a cool "special effect" and wouldn't suspect anything. Man, I can't wait for Halloween. *licks chops and drools* BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!
