*castrates greyish-greenish slaad*

amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted

*castrates greyish-greenish slaad*

amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted

CAW!

their over there *points*

*Perches on a statue of justice*

*poos a little*

CAW!

ah the birds are invading... and why do we have a statue of justice?

ah the birds are invading... and why do we have a statue of justice?

*holds up sign:To establish irony, duh.*

i'm convinced that we could do better if that is the whole point of that statue

*castrates greyish-greenish slaad*

amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted

Hang on...

runs naked through thread

ulgulanoth wrote:

*castrates greyish-greenish slaad*

amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted

Hang on...

You first claimed to be 'etheral', which apparently meant you think you're ethereal (I'm more tolerant of bad spelling than Shark over there). Now, ethereal means that you exist on another plane which is pretty much impossible to access without magic. In fact, we have a better chance of hurting you than you do us, since while we can use a magic missile to kill you, you can't do the same to us without plane shifting.
Therefore, I can only assume that you are incapable of affecting this world in the slightest. Either that, or we can all target you.
*Happily continues to chew book*

i have ghost touch on all my equipment

I use my appendage as a ghost touch weapon.

which thankfully has now been removed for the better of all society...

regrows appendage

Hmm, I think I forgot to mention that I was also spliced with Troll dna.

oh thats gona be a hard one to deal with...

*Severs appendage from Poodle-Shark then cauterizes the wound with fire*

There. That ought to fix that. Castration via cauterization. Just another service we offer to those who refuse to obey the law.

pees on something

regrows appendage

Mr. Fishy wants a Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark!!!

I will name him BITIE.

I will also add hydra DNA so he can grow multiple heads for multitask humping.

GO FORTH HUMP THE ENEMIES OF FISHY!!! >Great frothing of water<

Mr. Fishy wants a Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark!!!

I will name him BITIE.

I will also add hydra DNA so he can grow multiple heads for multitask humping.

GO FORTH HUMP THE ENEMIES OF FISHY!!! >Great frothing of water<

Have you been watching Dinoshark?

F~$#ING AWESOME!!!! Mr. Fishy wants two Dinosharks!

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

*castrates greyish-greenish slaad*

amend that law man, poodle imposters will also the hunted

Hang on...

You first claimed to be 'etheral', which apparently meant you think you're ethereal (I'm more tolerant of bad spelling than Shark over there). Now, ethereal means that you exist on another plane which is pretty much impossible to access without magic. In fact, we have a better chance of hurting you than you do us, since while we can use a magic missile to kill you, you can't do the same to us without plane shifting.
Therefore, I can only assume that you are incapable of affecting this world in the slightest. Either that, or we can all target you.
*Happily continues to chew book*

i have ghost touch on all my equipment

Nope. Ghost Touch doesn't let ethereal creatures interact with the Material Plane. You're thinking of incorporeal.

*uses dimensional portal to make the urine disapear*
watch it!

*uses dimentional portal to make the urine disapear*

watch it!

A dimentional portal? Is that like a demented portal?

I know how a dimensional portal works, but how does a dimentional portal work?

disapear

No, disapoodle! I'm not that fat!

Is this where all the slaads are supposed to hang out now?

Is this where all the slaads are supposed to hang out now?

I've been in this recliner since the start of the thread...

mmmmm....slaads....

tap dances from one side of the thread to the other

Slaads are welcome here. Please sign in at the door.

Slaads are welcome here. Please sign in at the door.

Out of curiosity, why ever would they be welcome? You guys are supposed to be Lawful Evil.

My dear KC, haven't you ever heard of the term "genocide"? In order to purge this world of Slaads, they must first be gathered together. Hence, the invitation.

My dear KC, haven't you ever heard of the term "genocide"? In order to purge this world of Slaads, they must first be gathered together. Hence, the invitation.

Why aren't you doing that with the poodles, then?

I say.

My dear KC, haven't you ever heard of the term "genocide"? In order to purge this world of Slaads, they must first be gathered together. Hence, the invitation.

Slaadocide? Better choose my alias carefully in this room...

ulgulanoth's hat wrote:

disapear

No, disapoodle! I'm not that fat!

*watches as Greyish-Greenish Sladd implodes under its own weight into a black hole*

does cartwheels across thread

Does backflips across the thread to differentiate himself from Potato Slaad

>Mr. Fishy swims into thread<

This looks like a good place. Lots of poodles and even a fish to play with.

<Opens back of wagon and lets out...

Smurfs>

Have fun - I will be back in a while.

This looks like a good place. Lots of poodles and even a fish to play with.

<Opens back of wagon and lets out...

Smrufs>

Have fun - I will be back in a while.

{puts a couple Smrufs into the Super Bass-o-matic '76, makes a tasty smoothie} Mmmmm...

Magikarp!

*splash*

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

This looks like a good place. Lots of poodles and even a fish to play with.

<Opens back of wagon and lets out...

Smurfs>

Have fun - I will be back in a while.

{puts a couple Smurfs into the Super Bass-o-matic '76, makes a tasty smoothie} Mmmmm...

Ooops you had two typos I fixed them for you.

humps Tordek Rumnaheims' leg

we have a fish tank?

we have a fish tank?

*dives in*

adds 30kg of As(CN)3 to the "fish tank"

adds 30kg of As(CN)3 to the "fish tank"

Don't you mean Al(CN)3?

I eat cyanide for breakfast. Every morning.

thats what the arsnic is for

does the "electric slide" across the thread