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ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 12:49 PM

welcome to the home of lawful evil characters, a refine house, we will neuter any and all poodles in this thread!
oh and we have tea, ice tea, cause the kettle is broke

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 12:52 PM

Evil is a concept of a the weak willed.
A construct of those weak , flawed beginnings who do not understand the drive for perfection

ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 12:56 PM

want some tea?

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 12:57 PM

Tea is Irrelevant
Unless it's good tea

ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 01:06 PM

its good tea, but cold...

TriOmegaZero (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber) Mar 5, 2010, 01:28 PM

Served like revenge? How fitting.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 01:30 PM

Iced is acceptable
Do you have lemon?

ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 01:30 PM

indeed to both questions

Professor Xane Rourke Mar 5, 2010, 01:34 PM

Now, kindly sign the check, and I will give you some tea.

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Mar 5, 2010, 01:36 PM

ulgulanoth wrote:

welcome to the home of lawful evil characters, a refine house, we will neuter any and all poodles in this thread!
oh and we have tea, ice tea, cause the kettle is broke

I thought you were Celestial...

ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 01:41 PM

*looks round* i am celestial... now would you care for some specially prepaired tea?

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 01:43 PM

We have brought cookies

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Mar 5, 2010, 01:43 PM

ulgulanoth wrote:

*looks round* i am celestial... now would you care for some specially prepaired tea?

Whew. That's a relief.

Sure, I'll have some.

I'm not Lawful Evil, though. Is that a problem?

Infernal Healer Mar 5, 2010, 01:44 PM

Celestial Healer wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:
*looks round* i am celestial... now would you care for some specially prepaired tea?
Whew. That's a relief.
Sure, I'll have some.

I'm not Lawful Evil, though. Is that a problem?

Get out of here, angel boy.

Ahh. Finally a place I can kick back and relax.

Callous Jack's Sebastian Mar 5, 2010, 01:47 PM

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 01:49 PM

Hugs are Irrelevant
The winged one may give you a sponge bath however

Would you like a cookie?
They are snickerdoodle

ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 01:51 PM

now, now, lawful evil is curtasy... no kicking out of people... and no physical contact either...

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 01:52 PM

We have you hat
It was most useful

Ninja Munchkin Mar 5, 2010, 01:56 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We have you hat
It was most useful

Ewwww....

ulgulanoth's hat Mar 5, 2010, 01:56 PM

are you talking about me?

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 01:59 PM

Correct

ulgulanoth's hat Mar 5, 2010, 02:01 PM

fair enough

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 Mar 5, 2010, 02:03 PM

Dimensional folding technology was useful to the collective

ulgulanoth's hat Mar 5, 2010, 02:05 PM

use it wisely

Infernal Healer Mar 5, 2010, 02:22 PM

ulgulanoth wrote:

now, now, lawful evil is curtasy... no kicking out of people... and no physical contact either...

What about straight-up killing?

Professor Xane Rourke Mar 5, 2010, 02:28 PM

Sebastian wrote:

Will anyone here give me a hug?

Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

ulgulanoth Mar 5, 2010, 02:30 PM

straight up killing is fine... though you need to sighn the forms on the left before and after the act aaaand get them aproved by that guy over there

Professor Xane Rourke Mar 5, 2010, 03:51 PM

Professor Xane Rourke wrote:

Sebastian wrote:
Will anyone here give me a hug?
Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

Let me look in my briefcase, ah yes, I have the slaughter forms here...

IN Triplicate, don't forget the filing fee...

Twin Agate Dragons Mar 5, 2010, 08:48 PM

I prefer piping hot coffee, sweetened with Splenda and with a splash of milk.

ulgulanoth Mar 6, 2010, 02:01 AM

i said the kettle was broken... though now that your here that problem might have been resolved....

Twin Agate Dragons Mar 6, 2010, 02:08 AM

ulgulanoth wrote:

i said the kettle was broken... though now that your here that problem might have been resolved....

*brings four new kettles into the thread*

ulgulanoth Mar 6, 2010, 02:10 AM

4 new kettles... *shakes head*
ok where are the forms....

Twin Agate Dragons Mar 6, 2010, 02:12 AM

ulgulanoth wrote:

4 new kettles... *shakes head*
ok where are the forms....

*casts summon forms*

POOF! *forms appear in front of ulgulanoth*

ulgulanoth Mar 6, 2010, 02:15 AM

*reads forms*
wait a minute... these aren't kettle forms!

Twin Agate Dragons Mar 6, 2010, 02:17 AM

ulgulanoth wrote:

*reads forms*
wait a minute... these aren't kettle forms!

*casts summon kettle forms*

POOF! *kettle forms appear in front of ulgulanoth*

ulgulanoth Mar 6, 2010, 02:20 AM

*reads...fills...*
ok, we have now 4 kettles, anyone wishing to use any one of these 4 kettles must pay that the desk, charges may vary...

ulgulanoth's hat Mar 8, 2010, 12:04 AM

i'm amazed there be no poodles here...

Shadowspectre Mar 8, 2010, 11:38 AM

ulgulanoth's hat wrote:

i'm amazed there be no poodles here...

You realize you're asking for trouble by saying that, right?

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Mar 8, 2010, 11:41 AM

Shadowspectre wrote:

ulgulanoth's hat wrote:
i'm amazed there be no poodles here...
You realize you're asking for trouble by saying that, right?

They are overwhelmingly chaotic.

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mar 8, 2010, 11:43 AM

runs through thread, trying to escape from Monday

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!.........

The Monday Monster Mar 8, 2010, 11:55 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through thread, trying to escape from Monday

YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!.........

*chasing after CDP* Come here little poodle. All I want is to suck the marrow out of your bones. ROWRRRRRRR!!!

Callous Jack's Sebastian Mar 8, 2010, 12:02 PM

Professor Xane Rourke wrote:

Sebastian wrote:
Will anyone here give me a hug?
Yes, just sign this hug contract please....

Yay! I have a friend!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mar 9, 2010, 03:45 AM

runs through thread singing joyously

Trapper Kobold #11 Mar 9, 2010, 07:03 AM

*Stabs poodle*

Mr. Tiggles Mar 9, 2010, 07:05 AM

*Probes Trapper Kobold #11.*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark Mar 9, 2010, 07:07 AM

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

Trapper Kobold #11 Mar 9, 2010, 07:16 AM

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:
*Stabs poodle*
GLOMP!
*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

AAAA!

*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark Mar 9, 2010, 07:38 AM

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:
*Stabs poodle*
GLOMP!
*eats Trapper Kobold #11*
AAAA!
*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!

Only if you promise to leave the rest of us poodles alone!

The Monday Monster Mar 9, 2010, 08:51 AM

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

runs through thread singing joyously

You've won this time Sumo. I'll be seeing you again real soon.

Trapper Kobold #11 Mar 9, 2010, 09:01 AM

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:
*Stabs poodle*
GLOMP!
*eats Trapper Kobold #11*
AAAA!
*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!
Only if you promise to leave the rest of us poodles alone!

I telling weasel to eat you! Stupid weasel!

*Weasel bites #11*
Ow! Okay, fine, I not hurt poodles!