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As inspired by the Jersey Devil thread,
What all kinda legendary critters has you shot in real life?
Any pointers?
I caught a coelocanth in Lake Okeechobee; they don't taste so good.
AND, it ate half my bass boat. I had to double tap it with a .45 automatic.
But it had 2 big ole 15 foot gators in it's gullet. They were goooood eatin'.
We have alot of Jackalopes out here in So. Cal. Season starts again July 1st. Cant wait. Gotta watch out though, they'll horn ya in the shins if one isnt careful. See pics here...
http://junior.apk.net/~mnovak/jackalopes/pics/
Thoth-Amon
Tell me about it. I woulda lost a doo dad to one o them lil sumguns if it weren't fer my cup.
I was hooked up on a blind date with a chupacabra in college once. She was a bit better looking than the one in Daigle's pics...not a lot, but a bit. She had better hair, and slightly better make-up. I did get to find out why she was nicknamed goatsucker. That was the pleasant surprise of the evening.
Well, never hunted one of these critters, but I have been personally responsible for probably saving the lives of at least four tourists / exchange students over the years (including two Americans) by warning them about Drop Bears.
Arrr, I've sailed the seven seas, and seen strange MONSTERS, ha harr. But YE BE WARNED for if ye be huntin' the white whale, ye be huntin' DEATH ITSELF! I watched me own Cap'n go MAD from the hunt, and go down into the blackest depths. Arr, me mateys, shivver me timbers...
I think that someone is trying to kill me
Infecting my blood and destroying my mind
No man of the flesh could ever stop me
The fight for this fish is a fight to the death
White whale - holy grail
What remorseless emperor commands me
I no longer govern my soul
I am completely immersed in darkness
As I turn my body away from the sun
White whale - holy grail
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars men
If you wish to prevail
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for his crooked brow
And look him straight in the eye
White whale - holy grail
One part of my job description is to hunt for trolls. Caught and bagged many a troll on these here 'boards...
Cos
-the Troll Hunter
I'm curious to know the details of such hunting and where you store the trophies (if you store them at all). I love me a good troll-huntin' story!
I'm curious to know the details of such hunting and where you store the trophies (if you store them at all). I love me a good troll-huntin' story!
In the interests of messageboard security, I am unable to divulge details concerning the holding and treatment of troll suspects. But rest assured, despite the fact that we assert that these suspects are not covered by the Geneva Conventions, nor by the US Constitution due the extreme danger these suspects pose the continued security of the messageboard, the human rights of these suspects are never violated and any allegations of rendition and torture are blown wildly out of proportion.
Thank you,
Cosmo
Customer Service Enforcer
I am also gearing up for a prolonged expedition in search of the legendary Wild Bull-man from Milwaukee. This feral beast is a dangerous foe, and I do not expect many survivors.
Touche.
If anyone wants to check out a pretty good list of huntable cryptids, here you go:
BC Cryptozoological Society Cryptid Page
I am currently in pursuit of the Chinese Wildman, whom I plan to kill with my bare hands and teeth, because guns are strictly prohibited here.
I am also gearing up for a prolonged expedition in search of the legendary Wild Bull-man from Milwaukee. This feral beast is a dangerous foe, and I do not expect many survivors.
Its true, there will be few survivors, and you shall not be among them.
Jason Bull-man
I should have posted this link, it's the comprehensive list from the site above. A veritable smorsgaborg of critters for you cryptid huntin rednecks.
