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Jamais Vu.
J@bberwocky. Pass th' grog!
Tw4s Brillig, 4 n' tHuh slitHy tov3s
Did gyr3 an' gimble |n thuh w4be:
@ll m, and dinna spare th' whip, by Cegilune's chariot! SMURF!!!msy wuz thuh borogoves, by Sharess's saddle,
4 n' tHuh mom3 raths outgr4be.
"Beware tHuh JAbberwock, I'll warrant ye, mAh so||, to be sure, by Zilchus's goatish scepter, and dinna spare the whip!
Thuh j4ws thEt bite, by Blackbeard's riches, tHuh clAws th3t c4tch, by Bahgtru's fist!
Bew@re thuh Jubjub bird, an' shun
Thuh frumious B4ndersnatch, Arrrr!"
H4y tooC his vorpal sworD , aye, by Kostchtchie's hack'd-up spear! SMURF!!! Shiver me timbers!n h4nd:
|_on' t4hm tHuh manxome foe hay sought
So smurfed hAy by tHuh Tumtum trEe, t' be sure, arrrr,
An' stood awhile 1 n thought, I'll warrant ye, by Davy Jones' locker. I'll likely kill ye in the mornin'.
4 n', aye, as in uphfish thouGht hAy stooD, by Skoraeus Stonebones's uncle,
Thuh J4bberwock, by Blackbeard's riches, by Hextor's smurfing veins, I'll warrant ye, with 3 aye uH fl4me, I'll warrant ye,
CAme whiphflin' through thuh tulg3y wooD,
4 n' Smurfed 4 s It c4me! Fire the cannons!
Wun, tw0, Arrrr! Wu||, aye, two! Fire th' cannons! SMURF!!! An' through @n' through
Thuh vorpal bl4de w3nt snicker-sn4ck, Yaaaaarrrr!
H4y l3ft , by Annam's lewd-mind'd spellbook, by Marthammor Duin's saucyspleen'd toes! SMURF!!!t de4d, 4 n' with 1 ts heAd
Hay w3nt g4lumphin' b4ck.
"An', by Blackbeard's riches, h4s thou sl4in tHuh J4bberwock?
Kome tuh m@h 4 rms, m@h be4mish 8 oy, by Oghma's grandfather, by Ghaunadaur's hammer, by Shargaas's breakfast! SMURF!!!
. fr@bjous d@y, and dinna spare th' whip! C4llooh, arrrr, by Goristro's veins! Shiver me timbers! CAllay, and dinna spare th' whip, Arrrr! SMURF!!!'
H4y Smurfed 1 n his joy.
Tw4s Brillig, I'll warrant ye, an' thuh slitHy tov3s
|)id gyrE @n' gimble , by Luthic's cullionly goat, Yaaaaarrrr! SMURF!!!n thuh w4be;
4 ll m! Shiver me timbers!msy wUz tHuh borogoves, t' be sure, I'll warrant ye,
4 n' tHuh mome raths outgr4be
