Overly polite fist post to avoid offending anyone.

Oops that should be first not fist, unless you want it that way.

Overly polite fist post to avoid offending anyone.

Polite response, in kind, welcoming poster to the boards. Mention of Lilith eventually giving cookies to poster.

Request to new poster to avoid abrasive and contentious posts.

Invitation.

Oops that should be first not fist, unless you want it that way.

I do have a reputation to maintain.

Post thanking those who welcomed me to the forums followed by a halfhearted promise not to abrade or cause others consternation, yet.

Reply to a post about weasels from 15 pages ago.

Reply to a post about weasels from 15 pages ago.

Post explaining that the ideas in poster's reply where in a post 14 pages ago. Instruction not to post on this thread unless one has read the entire thing from the beginning.

Post explaining to the previous poster exactly where he can stick his sword.

Post complaining that poster took the advice contained in previous post and it hurt.

Post complaining that poster took the advice contained in previous post and it hurt.

Advice against taking advice posted on an internet forum.

False claim to have read entire thread and asserting partial agreement with the 75th post.

Partial retraction of previous statement.

Vague commentary regarding another messageboard.

Non sequitur

Non sequitur

Sequitur

Pedantic screaming and threat to take ones toys and go home

Arazyr wrote:

Non sequitur

Sequitur

Sweater.

Wonders if this thread will surpass other pointless threads in quantity of responses.

Doubt.

Anecdote about Solnes.

Challenge.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Arazyr wrote:

Non sequitur

Sequitur

Sweater.

Anecdote about 'sweater girls'.

Pedantic screaming and threat to take ones toys and go home

Insulting insinuation that the 'toys' are found in the same aisle as toddler toys.

waltero wrote:

Wonders if this thread will surpass other pointless threads in quantity of responses.

Doubt.

Mention of other thread about thread length.

Anecdote about Solnes.

Challenge.

Snide response.

Post which pretends not to notice the previous post, but which is oddly strained.

Post wondering which strain the previous poster has, and whether or not it's contagious.

Location of Hidden Mickey in Tomorrowland.

Overly polite fist post to avoid offending anyone.

Over-the-top rant about OP's inability to spell that temporarily suppresses poster's own feelings of inadequacy. Insincere apology for the harsh tone of post.

Innocuous post which I then proceed to self-flag, just to see what happens.

Notification that previous post has been summarily suppressed, censored, and wiped thoroughly from the database. Further notice that the offending poster is banned not just from these messageboards, but from life itself, and the heavenly reward. Post features gratuitous use of the bold flag, sentences written in all caps, and the word "banninated".

Notice that the previous post does not concern the post which now precedes it, but one that used to precede it, which you cannot see due to the fact that it's been suppressed.

Addendum that the post which now precedes the post preceding this one narrowly escaped the fate of the next poster.

Statement that poster unclear as the the intent of several previous posts.

Post which starts innocently enough, then somehow morphs into a blatant advertisement for Pocari Sweat, the ion supply drink that puts back in what you need to keep going all day. Pocari Sweat. Be the best! Sweat it!

Post claiming that Pocari Sweat is the leading cause of Japanese game shows.

Notification that previous post has been summarily suppressed, censored, and wiped thoroughly from the database.

Suggestion quoted poster could not suppress himself out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors and a blow torch.

***POST SUPPRESSED***

Seems I touched a nerve. Careful or the other eye will pop out.

a poem
with no particular meter
in which
the reader learns
only at the very end
that it was written
ironically

Phrase posted in the vernacular of an Eastern European country.

Violently explosive post ranting about something that is almost but not quite coherent enough to be understood, leaving all who read it feeling vaguely offended without quite knowing why.

Treastise that can best be described as "apocalyptic".

Treastise that can best be described as "apocalyptic".

Post imploring others to found cult around treatise.

Post praising the new cult and the golden poodle idol at its center.

Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.

Post decrying the short attention spans of today's cultists.

Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.

The Not So Great Schism?

Ubermench wrote:

Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.

The Not So Great Schism?

Celebrated with the ritual keg stand and the passing of the water. (poodles only, the ponies ritually file frivolous lawsuits).

Buuuuuuurp post

Declaration that blasphemy is a victimless crime.

Query regarding whether victimless crime is also a blasphemy?

Query regarding whether victimless crime is also a blasphemy?

Grandiose assertion that when one blasphemes, I am the victim.

Yet another expression of shock and surprise over the existence of Jack Chick's "Dark Dungeons" comic.