Kassil wrote:

Post in an unholy blending of Klingon and Elvish.

Obligatory quote from the Council of Elrond scene in the director's cut of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings.

Comment that would be snide if anyone could understand the horrific blend of Elvish, Klingon, and Lojban.

Kassil wrote:

Suggestion that poster has been mistaken for someone else, like a silver lizard.

Suggestion the entirety of individuals posting on this internet forum are here for you when you are ready to step out of the closet.

Post insisting poster is not 'into that kind of thing', while actually leaving more doubt than existed before.

taig wrote:

Query about best location for dinner.

Post indicating a dining establishment which does not exist in prior poster's location.

Post indicating poster's sadness about lack of establishment in his location.

Kassil wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Post in unknown language.

Post in an unholy blending of Klingon and Elvish.

Link to online Klelvish dictionary.

Obnoxious post about 'rabid fans' despite having used said language previously.

Kassil wrote:

taig wrote:

Query about best location for dinner.

Post indicating a dining establishment which does not exist in prior poster's location.

Post indicating poster's sadness about lack of establishment in his location.

Condescending pity. Suggestion of another dining place, which research indicates only exists in three places in the world.

Heartbreaking story about a friend having some tough times.

Heartbreaking story about a friend having some tough times.

Unsolicited advice, grounded in the assumption that "friend" is actually Cosmo, and that "tough times" means loss of an eye.

Unrelated link to brass eye on youtube.

Four letter acronym that denotes the relative unsuitability of viewing brass eye in a place where milk is being drunk.

Lamentation regarding upcoming event at the poster's place of employment.

Vic Wertz wrote:

Kassil wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Post in unknown language.

Post in an unholy blending of Klingon and Elvish.

Link to online Klelvish dictionary.

Obnoxious post about 'rabid fans' despite having used said language previously.

Stream of obscenity in Klelvish.

Stream of obscenity in Klelvish.

Admonishment reminding poster that there are young people around and he should watch his f#@%ing language.

Inquirey as to whether Klelvish lessions are available as con. ed. classes at local college?

Kassil wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

Kassil wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Post in unknown language.

Post in an unholy blending of Klingon and Elvish.

Link to online Klelvish dictionary.

Obnoxious post about 'rabid fans' despite having used said language previously.

Stream of obscenity in Klelvish.

Far more gratuitous 'obscenity' in response in Lojban, despite almost no one actually speaking Lojban.

Query regarding the identity of Klelvish and Lojban, and whether or not they have anything to do with planning for next year's PAIZOCON.

Finally off the Racist/facist/terrorist and many other "ist" Flu post

Heartbreaking story about a friend having some tough times.

Dismissal of comments as anecdotal evidence.

Dismissal of ancedotal evidence as superfluous commentary.

Superfluous anecdote dismissing evidential commentary.

Superfluous anecdote dismissing evidential commentary.

Anecdotal antidote to disarmingly dismissed communal commentary.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Adds "wings" and hot sauce to previous post

Post mentioning cheese, and something it goes with.

Post admonishing previous poster for cheesiness of post.

Post requesting cheese to go with some wine.

Query regarding the identity of Klelvish and Lojban, and whether or not they have anything to do with planning for next year's PAIZOCON.

Indication that Lojban is too inherently logical and non-ambiguous to be used as a gamer language. Proof that Klelvish is just an unholy and bats**t-insane language that might accidentally summon an Elder God.

Adds "wings" and hot sauce to previous post

Post indicating severe hunger as a result of reading prior post.

Plead for posts to remain off topic.

Post referring to previous poster as a big meany head for wanting things to stay off topic.

Post referring to previous poster as a big meany head for wanting things to stay off topic.

Query about the chemically-altered mental state of prior poster.

Post referring to previous poster as a big meany head for wanting things to stay off topic.

Post upping the ante to refer to the poster as a doodoohead frownodon. Thanks, houstonderek!

Post stating that the previous poster plays ball like a girl.

Post referring to previous poster as a big meany head for wanting things to stay off topic.

Flag. Desperate cry for some semblance of moderation. Suggestion quoted poster's attitude is the reason we don't have nice things. Rallying cry for the rest of the board to back me in an attempt to crush quoted poster.

off topic post about the demise of buffalo population as a consequence of "colonials" being left to rule themselves. Appology about inability to quote orginal obscure post in thread from many hours before.

BlueBird of Happiness wrote:

Post referring to previous poster as a big meany head for wanting things to stay off topic.

Flag. Desperate cry for some semblance of moderation. Suggestion quoted poster's attitude is the reason we don't have nice things. Rallying cry for the rest of the board to back me in an attempt to crush quoted poster.

Desperate cry for help.

Self-consciously mysterious post exclaiming that this is just the beginning.

Post beginning to exclaim something mysterious, but then self-consciously stopping.

Overdramatic declaration that poster is never visiting this website again.

Declaration that poster has changed his mind about previous post.

Overdramatic declaration that poster is never visiting this website again.

Declaration that poster has changed his mind about previous post.

Post noting that happens alot around here.

Inexplicable and unnecessary bump-post.

Post questioning what a bump-post is.

Post attempting to provide an explanation of the term 'bump-post', yet inadvertently revealing a madness-inducing secret of the universe instead.

Post worshiping the Great Old Ones.

Post worshiping the Great Old Ones.

Post describing a poodle humping an eldritch evil again.

Enumeration of various transgressive actions by previous poster(s) which led to my departure from forum. Appeal for more amenable discourse. Regret over the tardiness of my post.

Hump day post

*humps*

Post randomly blathering about something incomprehensible.

Hendecasyllabic verse.

Useless trivia regarding Charlemagne, his heritage and illiteracy.

Baseless rumors regarding the real cause of Charlemagne's death.

Supposition that Charlemagne's conquests were actually performed by Edward de Vere.