Frequently asked question.

Post with link to FAQ and pointing out Search function.

Token plea to not squish newbies with words of force and anger. Standard reminder of all being newbies once.

Acronym rudely attempting to silence previous poster with profanity including implication of said poster’s newness.

Post ignoring other post who directly asked questions to the poster

One sentence exclamation of preference for a particular food product that has no bearing on the current discussion.

Random musings regarding occurences of parthenogenisis in the life of Varanus komodoensis.

Random musings regarding occurences of parthenogenisis in the life of Varanus komodoensis.

Obscure, internet acronym comprised of the 23rd, 20th, and 6th letters of the alphabet.

Post calling upon posters to set aside their differences and to join in building a better beetle.
Addition of note on how hard it seems to be a times to roll a '1' to start the aformentioned beetle off.
Explanatory footnote regarding beetle drives.

Double post.

Double post.

Double post corrected to a single post.

Post pointing out to the PostMonster General that the Runelords Roundtable thread appears to have gone 'guerilla' again, and faded into the undergrowth, despite a recent post on it.

Horrifyingly simply post.

Post Cereal.

Warning that the site will be going down in seven minutes.

Expression of terror.

Advice to get those damn women and children out of poster's way. Expression of panic indicating poster's need to get the hell out of here.

Last minute post expressing a frantic checking of all threads the poster is following before the shut-down.

Expression of Eeek!

Post filing the downness into advisement.

Last minute post.

Last last minute post.

Three paragraph long post detailing the glorious return of the boards.

Complaint that nothing looks different and therefore whatever was done as part of the update was completely unnecessary and a total waste of valuable time. Declaration that Paizo's primary function is to provide forum for display of poster's over-developed ego and that any updates that interfere with this function are not worthwhile.

Complaint that nothing looks different and therefore whatever was done as part of the update was completely unnecessary and a total waste of valuable time. Declaration that Paizo's primary function is to provide forum for display of poster's over-developed ego and that any updates that interfere with this function are not worthwhile.

Laughing at the fact that Sebastian is a happy pony and not an angry dwarf. Imagining that he is all the more frustrated because of that situation. Starts to say nameless threats.

Laughing at the fact that Sebastian is a happy pony and not an angry dwarf. Imagining that he is all the more frustrated because of that situation. Starts to say nameless threats.

Reminder that the board aliases largely solve the problem.

Complaint that nothing looks different and therefore whatever was done as part of the update was completely unnecessary and a total waste of valuable time. Declaration that Paizo's primary function is to provide forum for display of poster's over-developed ego and that any updates that interfere with this function are not worthwhile.

Note that "plan to ensure that only Sebastian can't see the changes" is working.

Sebastian wrote:

Complaint that nothing looks different and therefore whatever was done as part of the update was completely unnecessary and a total waste of valuable time. Declaration that Paizo's primary function is to provide forum for display of poster's over-developed ego and that any updates that interfere with this function are not worthwhile.

Note that "plan to ensure that only Sebastian can't see the changes" is working.

Happy post noting that that explains why Sebastian failed to comment on the flowers, since modesty seemed unlikely.

Post indicating that poster is engaging in sustained mad cackling. Post gives no indication of why poster is laughing so maniacally.

Post indicating that poster is engaging in sustained mad cackling. Post gives no indication of why poster is laughing so maniacally.

Poster joins in on the mad cackling!

Post commending the PostMonster General on the joke which he has played, which the victim is clearly so completely unaware of.

Post indicating that poster is engaging in sustained mad cackling. Post gives no indication of why poster is laughing so maniacally.

Post indicating that this poster is Evil! Evil I tell you! EVIL!!!

Post lamenting the number of invisi-posts. Requests Faerie Fire.

Post lamenting the number of invisi-posts. Requests Faerie Fire.

Post seconding request.

Random Monty Python quote that has only a tenuous connection to ongoing topic.

Cinnamon post

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Post expressing extreme frustration over invisi-posts, randomly disappearing posts, and other annoyances that are interfering with posters addiction to the off-topic section.

Sinister allusion to previous post as a possible...

Random Monty Python quote that has only a tenuous connection to ongoing topic.

tangential threadjack that continues the Monty Python dialogue, as a clear flying of geek colours.

Post asking for the reference of above quoting.

Post requesting for something completely different.

Ten ton weight followed by naked organist.

Post pointing out the Spoiler function and that it should have been used.

Post stating something "new and original".

Post pondering whether there really are "new or original" ideas anymore.

Post noting that the above post is neither new or original. Inflated claims that the poster has seen everything that has ever existed and that it was all done better at some unspecified point in the past.

Post wondering what causes rabbits to be so corrosive, a high acidity or high alkalinity?

Post wondering why corrosive rabbits have 6 legs.