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Writes a two page post decrying misuse of threads, accidentally deletes it and then replaces it with a short rant flaming everyone on this thread (except self) and blaming Gary for the original deletion.
(ED: Then jubilantly congratulates self in an editorial remark for bringing useless thread to a new page.)
(ED: In a second editorial mocks other poster for coming in second)
Adds that, additionally, pirates carouse, drink, and go wenching, whereas ninjas just stand around and scowl like vulcans.
Notes that scowling and drinking (which ninjas also do, but in moderation) are not mutually exclusive.
Drops hints of being a happy drunk and that posters should send alcohol.
Provides Paizo's mailing address.
Adds that pirates keel haul, force plankwalking, and make scalawags fight it out on the Dead Man's Chest.
In addition, pirates have lotsa fun drinking songs, one of which was paid homage by the Beastie Boys.
Makes an unassailable argument with the tacit point that pirates have an AP in Dungeon magazine; ninjas don't.
Disregarding of the flow of the discussion to reply to a single throwaway remark made a page earlier. Reply is overly long-winded and detailed, causing a severe but temporary threadjack.
Replies indignantly with equally long winded and detailed comment even though self was never involved in earlier throwaway remark. Concludes by inadvertently appealing to a racial trope. Offends everyone and is warned by Gary to discontinue or Gary will close the thread.
Remarks that the purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Shares story about a ninja who flipped out and killed an entire town just because some kid opened a window.
Comments about "real ultimate power" and once again invokes the Stormwind Fallacy...
Points out that "all your base are belong to us."
Adds an "Arrr." then off to gloat.
Attempts pithy summary of many views previously posted as thinly veiled excuse to launch into wordy sharing of a beloved old character's exploits, which prove totally lame out of context and garner more smirks than smiles. Fully ignored by subsequent posters, much to this poster's frustration and chagrin upon not being quoted multiple times.
Enormous late post which tries to address all the main themes of the thread so far. Unfortunately poster is in the southern hemisphere and finds the thread inactive save for three other Australians, and a handful rogue Americans and Europeans who aren't making much sense due to the fact that they should really be in bed by now. Poster resolves to return tomorrow, and process repeats...
Enormous late post which tries to address all the main themes of the thread so far. Unfortunately poster is in the southern hemisphere and finds the thread inactive save for three other Australians, and a handful rogue Americans and Europeans who aren't making much sense due to the fact that they should really be in bed by now. Poster resolves to return tomorrow, and process repeats...
Obligatory response to the post that identifies the poster as one of the self-same Americans who isn't making much sense and should probably be in bed by now.
Points out it's 1:05 AM now, but is still up due to suffering from some cabbage induced insomnia. Tries again to say something thread relevant, but realizes everything has been said already so decides to spend a few lines of text acting like a complete fanboy of anything Paizo has ever done or produced.
Attempts pithy summary of many views previously posted as thinly veiled excuse to launch into wordy sharing of a beloved old character's exploits, which prove totally lame out of context and garner more smirks than smiles. Fully ignored by subsequent posters, much to this poster's frustration and chagrin upon not being quoted multiple times.
Ponders aloud as to why initial post no longer shows on thread, necessitating shameful self-quoting. Harbors suspicions of persecution by shadowy ninja organizations and global conspiracies afoot on Paizo boards.
Vitriolic complaint about cultural insensitivity supported with quotations from Edward Said. Explanation of the uniqueness of poster's culture and marginalization of everyone else's.
Ignorant inquiry as to what Edward said. Slander of all non-American countries, filled with exclamations such as, "U.S.A! U.S.A!", "America Rawks!", and "Love it or leave it, man!"
Final statement that poster doesn't have time for "you people" and that he's got to "go wax his board."
Finishes with, "Peace out!"
Generic observation regarding men wearing skirts and their known affiliation with aforementioned sheep.Feigns righteous indignation, pointing to his last name as his obvious Scottish heritage.
Makes a men-wearing-skirts-love-sheep joke.
Emoticon.
Post a comment taking an affirmative stance while belittle those without the confidence and wherewithal to wear non-bifurbicated apparel.
Insert much snarkiness and light-hearted ribbing about the OPs small shoe size and the relation to other small parts.[maniacal laughter] Goes here [/maniacal laughter]
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