MOCKERY OF THE PREVIOUS POSTER FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

Fatespinner wrote:

MOCKERY OF THE PREVIOUS POSTER FOR TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

ACCUSATION OF HYPOCRISY ON THE PART OF THE MOCKER.

Comment that the thread has reached page 2. Further speculation on how many pages could be reached (ignoring fact that such speculation has previously taken place in thread).

Irrelevant statement about how funny/amusing/interesting the thread has become.

Witty rejoinder.

Attempt to veer thread back on-topic.

HOWLING, SPITTLE-LADEN VOWS OF HATRED AND MALICE! DECLARATION OF MURDEROUS INTENT! THREATENING WISHES FOR INTERNET-ORIENTED FIREARMS!

Comment about hope that you are the first comment on Page 2.

EDIT: Create edit notation, pointlessly note that person X beat you to it.

Express disdain.

Hope to be first on Page 3.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Creates inappropriate metaphor, giving said metaphor universal application. Debates the meaning of "Penultimate" using an online slang dictionary.

Invocation of the All-Seeing Eye to delete the offensive post and ban the offender forever.

Previously dissenting posters unite in condemnation of troll.

...flaccid reassertion of board-wide homosexuality, repetitive slanderous remarks, uninteresting side commentary, thinly veiled cry for attention...

...sobbing retreat from message board.

Far too lazy to read any prior posts, repeats several comments, and then posits wildly inaccurate theories including at least one ethnic slur or a reference to Nazis.

Wonders if this thread will surpass other pointless threads in quantity of responses.

Shameslessly lauds heaps of praise on Paizo.

Ninjas, gnomes or cookies are mentioned.

BASELESS MISSPELLED ACCUSATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY AND GEEKDOM (with clumsy suggestion that the two are linked) ON THE PART OF ALL READERS.

Final, possibly self-effacing, joke made to calm the thread.

Feigns superiority by mentioning that he plays a much better system than D&D.

Begins trash-talking about the troll after his exit.

Reminisces about previous Paizo trolls who met similar fates.

Concedes that troll was actually correct in statement, but his hostile delivery caused general attack.

Adds, "heh".

BASELESS MISSPELLED ACCUSATION OF HOMOSEXUALITY AND GEEKDOM (with clumsy suggestion that the two are linked) ON THE PART OF ALL READERS.

EDIT: Silent removal of pop-culture reference after RL observer points out that it's stupid and that the guy's name isn't spelt with an H anyway.

Missed thread when active and tries to revitalize by bringing up the same points.

Oh and...Best Thread Evar!!! :-)

Acronym proclaiming bodily prostrated revolutions atop carpeting concurrent with spasmodic vocalizations of mirth inducing spontaneous disconnection of gluteus maximus, appended with multiple repetitions of exclamatory punctuation indicating extreme degree of said mirth, coupled with a tacit comprehension by both poster and reader that neither bodily gyrations nor derriere-detachment are in actuality occurring, whilst the dearth of any useful commentary is traditionally forgiven in consideration of the poster's enthusiastic appreciation of overall humor of thread's context.

Mothman wrote:

Fatespinner wrote:

Nicolas Logue wrote:

Freelancer Ego Tromp.

Deflates freelancer's ego by espousing ardent belief in a certain other freelancer's superiority. "The Styes" are mentioned.

[off-topic]Are we going to see The Styes in Pathfinder??[/off-topic]

If I have my junk straight, it is Wizard's now, so it would seem doubtful...
however, that skinsaw stuff looks to be pretty wild.

Laments inability to properly express tone / sarcasm in written form on the internet.

Is informed that ~sarcasm~ and ;-) are both valid forms of expression.

Expresses guilt that a fellow board member took time out to seriously answer a question meant in jest.

Due to time difference being only able to post late on thread.

Dismissing the inevitable nazi comparisons as being entirely inappropriate and being offended again by them.

Repeating the main points of the thread in a rambling post, then redecing and deleting it halfway thr

Minor threadjacking about still waiting for the latest issues of most beloved yet canceled magazines.

Major threadjack about favored Setting.

Stating to "wait and see" for 4th Ed.

Ending post with first name

Vague agreement with two other posters, while continuing the point even further.

Off-topic comment about something another poster mentioned.

Unwritten realisation that point of writing the post is just to appear in a nice-looking thread.

Intriguing summation of all past, present and future threads and posts on Paizo.com, as submitted by vast majority of both habitual and infrequent messageboard members.

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:-)
;-)
o|O
O.o
:/
(^_^)
>:}
:-(
:-|
:-\
:D
:p

Patent refusal to purchase any products made by the company who hosts the forums currently posted on without charge, in addition to anyone who does business with said company.

i.e. "Voting with wallet."

Resurrection of somnolent thread in order to reiterate personal bugbear, despite marginal connection to the thread topic, writing out again at length numerous deeply-felt yet minor issues that have already been posted and discussed multiple times in other threads.

Gets tired of lurking and adds personal opinions for 4E, pathfinder and original post out of feeling the need to contribute rather then having anything interesting to say. Fully expects everyone to dismiss it. Includes ironic self-referential statement meant ot be an attempt at humor, though fails miserably. Adds in praise for paizo.

Ignores topic while wildly declaring undying love for 4e followed by a feral spewing of vitriol at any poster who dares to criticize it. When accused of threadjacking, declares a new crusade on the vile heathen as spelling and grammar begin to degrade until the post ends in an unintelligible string of leetspeak.

Blithely inserts random statement insulting WotC, those who work there, and their families.

Random tangential statement totally unrelated to anything said in the thread.

Begins to discuss the random tangential statement because it is far more interesting then the original post.

scolds tangential statement as off-topic yet cannot help adding to the conversation about it.

Agrees incongruously, then continues the threadjack in earnest instead of starting a new thread, in order to conserve electron trees.

Witty rejoinder.

Slings witty insult at Heathansson even though it has nothing to do with the thread.

Bemoans the threadjacking that has occurred.

Contributes further to the threadjack, prefacing the statement with "since we're off-topic anyway..."

Hits "print" on computer, cuts out CH's avatar, and sends it on a "spelunking" adventure.

Continues threadjack on the "Snarky Threadjackers Thread" even though the damage is already done.

Neophyte/first-time poster mistakenly interpreting this thread as help forum for seemingly-irrelevant gaming product innocently asking a sincere heartfelt question of dire importance. But, despite having diligently used search function to the best of this tyrol's ability, is immediately mocked and derided by senior forum members, who have failed to come to grips with their banality snd self-importance.

Fails to post again and quits hobby.

Witty rejoinder.

Deliberated attempt to pick fight with call to masses to support statement.

Accusation that poster is biased, coupled with assertion that this post is neutral and not subject to dispute.

Read previous posts.

Emotions are experienced.

Inadequately portray said emotions.

Post somewhere else...

Aberzombie wrote:

Witty rejoinder.

Political based sideswipe at poster with known positions contrary to own.

Deliberated attempt to pick fight with call to masses to support statement.

Accusation that poster is biased, coupled with assertion that this post is neutral and not subject to dispute.

Just found out about the discontinuation of Dungeon and Dragon and expresses anger across several threads, pertinent or no.

Just found out about the discontinuation of Dungeon and Dragon and expresses anger across several threads, pertinent or no.

First time poster wrote:

Just found out about the discontinuation of Dungeon and Dragon and expresses anger across several threads, pertinent or no.

Sarcastic thanks for the information, recommendation to post same thing on every thread imaginable. Inquiry about whether poster has heard of 4e and would like to comment on that subject as well.

Remark that poster has the right to share feelings too. Remark that WotC ought to be compared to Hitler. Question wondering about the meaning of Godwin's Law.

Half snarky remark that "you've just answered your own question."
(even though, secretly, I know that you were doing that to be ironic.)

Sarcastically mocks all other posters as inferior beings incapable of reason or coherent thought.

Ardent supporter of OP's initial premise jumps ship after persuasive arguments from other posters and retracts prior support of OP and reverses opinion. Expresses remorse to OP ("Sorry, dood) but caves to flawless logic (i.e. Sebastion).

Sarcastically mocks all other posters as inferior beings incapable of reason or coherent thought.

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Sarcastically mocks all other posters as inferior beings incapable of reason or coherent thought.

Considers agreeing with Sebastian for once...and then notices something odd about his avatar...

Long-winded blathering ill-worded Unibomber Manifestoesque bla bla bla bla bla bla bla........................................................................ ........................................................................... ........................................................................... ...bla bla......post.