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"Hey! Did somebody say we were flawed?"
The enormous skunk comes into view. It is the size of the factory. It unleashes its fury on the Borg. The immunization, designed for Conepatus Mesoleucus spray, is no match for Enormis Mephitidae (enormous skunk). The machines struggle to keep from overloading in their attempt to immunize the Borg.

The collective finds the lose of drones Irrelevant and simply irradiates the area
The collective analyzes the new data
The collective adapts
The collective decides the glowing hide might make nice boots
The collective harvests the skin and makes boots
Resistance Is Futile
Margarinefrog wrote:

Awww ...Who's a good puppy! You are! Yes you widdle poodle you!

Motions to Butterfrog

Hay brother! Come an' play with the cute puppy!

Alright!

*Tosses squeaky toy dangerously close to the huge gabage dosposal*
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The collective finds the lose of drones Irrelevant and simply irradiates the area

The collective analyzes the new data
The collective adapts
The collective decides the glowing hide might make nice boots
The collective harvests the skin and makes boots
Resistance Is Futile

The skunk stomps on any Borg within reach.

The collective nuke's it from obit.
Only way to be sure
Resistance Is Futile
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The collective nuke's it from obit.

Only way to be sure
Resistance Is Futile

The skunk looks quizzically at the grammatically challenged robots as they attempt to fire a nuke from an obituary.

The collective activates the system rings
Power out put at 100%
Resistance Is Futile

The collective has had a rough week
The collective also has a new rule about coffee near the primary circuits
Butterfrog wrote:
Margarinefrog wrote:

Awww ...Who's a good puppy! You are! Yes you widdle poodle you!

Motions to Butterfrog

Hay brother! Come an' play with the cute puppy!

Alright!

*Licks Butterfrog* YAP!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

The collective has had a rough week

The collective also has a new rule about coffee near the primary circuits

*Sip*

Great coffee.

The drones point to the new sign which reads "No coffee outside the visitor area"
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
The drones point to the new sign which reads "No coffee outside the visitor area"

"Dude, that's lame."

Due to the coffee incident the collective has adapted to the no coffee rule
Do visit the gift shop and thanks for stopping by
Resistance Is Futile

Throws chew toy for CP

Go gettit boy! Go on!
Margarinefrog wrote:

Throws chew toy for CP

Go gettit boy! Go on!

*Chases after toy* YAP! YAP! YAP!

Poodles sure are easy to entertain...

*tosses two squeaky toys*
Butterfrog wrote:

Poodles sure are easy to entertain...

*tosses two squeaky toys*

We Poodles enjoy the simple things in life. *Chases toys*

A small frog plays at the shore of a still pond. Suddenly there is a whistling noise. A green tear opens in the sky, and a large black suit of armor emerges. It strides forward, eyes blazing red as the tear in the thread fabric widens behind him.

AMPHIBIAN YOU ARE MARKED FOR SACRIFICE

The small frog shrieks in terror

HALP! DE MEAN MAN GOTS ME!

The Steel Tsar scoops up Margarinefrog in one massive black armored fist and walks back through the green glowing rent. The pond is left empty but for the hissing of the Interthereal Sea as the thread slowly subsides into its component bits and bytes.

The drones align the orbital rings and production does to full power

Ahem....

*clears throat*

Croak!
Butterfrog wrote:

Ahem....

*clears throat*

Croak!

Hey.

Cheliax (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)

What some pretzels?

Hay brother! I had the strangest thing happen! Dis big guy tried to grab me, but he got my Acme Twin-o-Bot™ instead. I jest got it for me birthday too!

*ribbit*

You say you have pretzels?

Dang hippehs!, oh wait, wrong thread...

And some Fly Dip too.

Help yourself!
Margarinefrog wrote:

Hay brother! I had the strangest thing happen! Dis big guy tried to grab me, but he got my Acme Twin-o-Bot™ instead. I jest got it for me birthday too!

*ribbit*

You say you have pretzels?

Hey, you're alive! *licks margarinefrog* *rolls over to have stomach scratched*

Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission fee
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission fee

Long time no see!

*pays the 1 pretzel admission fee*

"Stay off the fence and factory grounds. Here is your mask."
Hands out map to cloning and assimilation chambers for species 269
Butterfrog wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission fee

Long time no see!

*pays the 1 pretzel admission fee*

Hey, mind loaning me a pretzel? I'm short.

The collective activates all cloning facility's

Species 327 Drones online

Species 1306 has been assimilated
Their Biological,technological and magical uniqueness has been added to our own
Resistance was Futile

Species 1306 drones online

Species 912 has been assimilated
It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Species 912 has been assimilated

It's biological, technological and magical distinctiveness has been added to our own
Resistance was futile

101 w3 pw~d 7h47 ~008

Shadow Lodge

Ah, it's good to be back.
*sinks neck deep in the water*

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Resistance was futile

So are you saying it is no longer futile?

*points at the other people*
You all heard it say that!

Drones watch the dragon laying in the waste pool. Deciding such a flawed creature might Like to lay in raw industrial waste , pay it little mind

It was futile for Species 912
Species 912 is now one with the collective
But the things we found in it's lair were...odd
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

It was futile for Species 912

Species 912 is now one with the collective
But the things we found in it's lair were...odd

Not that I mind, but is theer a reason you guys went and sacked my "mom's" home?

Mom's home?
That is just...wrong
Stuff we found was worse then after Assimilating Species 327
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

It was futile for Species 912

Species 912 is now one with the collective
But the things we found in it's lair were...odd
Not that I mind, but is theer a reason you guys went and sacked my "mom's" home?

No, that was me. I lost my mashed potatoes, and I just tore the house apart looking for them.

They were behind the radiator.

I have no idea how they got there, but the place is pretty destroyed now.

At this time the structure has been disassembled and recycled
A few objects of Arcane power have been moved for study/disassemble
Most other items have been recycled
New drones will be online within the hour
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
At this time the structure has been disassembled and recycled

Thank you for giving me something to be thankful for this year. Other than Paizo, of course.

These cyborgs have such probing hands...

"Hands?'
June Cleaver wrote:
These cyborgs have such probing hands...

That's an egg beater, you old hag. Turn it off before you bruise yourself.

Actually, that would be funny. Leave it on.
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
June Cleaver wrote:
These cyborgs have such probing hands...

That's an egg beater, you old hag. Turn it off before you bruise yourself.

Actually, that would be funny. Leave it on.

I've done worse to myself with a curling iron and some needle-nose pliers.

Shadow Lodge

TMI!! TMI!!!

I'm finally home!

*Rolls eyes*
Like I care. YAP!
Frogment wrote:
I'm finally home!

Drone's hand out environmental suits

You will need this or implants if you plan on an extended stay
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