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DON'T DO IT!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!** spoiler omitted **
No trap, but put your Paizo alias in a message with the request, I've gotten where I ignore non Paizo folks.
Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.I second that.I mean every one who had the misfortune of flying with him dies. Even when the co-pilot in his snow speader kept telling him that there was a problem, Luke goes right ahead and gets him killed. What does this tell us?
** spoiler omitted **
Luke sucks up all the good luck around him, like a Defiler in Dark Sun 2nd ed sucking up the ambient mana. All the amazing sh*t Luke does, which would kill most full Jedi, upsets the balance in the universe... so lots of people around him have to die to balance it all out.
Example: Luke beats Vader and the Emperor, and turns his pop back from the Dark Side. This creates an imbalance... so thousands of Imperial soldiers and innocent contractors have to die when the Death Star goes boom.
Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.I second that.I mean every one who had the misfortune of flying with him dies. Even when the co-pilot in his snow speader kept telling him that there was a problem, Luke goes right ahead and gets him killed. What does this tell us?
** spoiler omitted **
Luke sucks up all the good luck around him, like a Defiler in Dark Sun 2nd ed sucking up the ambient mana. All the amazing sh*t Luke does, which would kill most full Jedi, upsets the balance in the universe... so lots of people around him have to die to balance it all out.
Example: Luke beats Vader and the Emperor, and turns his pop back from the Dark Side. This creates an imbalance... so thousands of Imperial soldiers and innocent contractors have to die when the Death Star goes boom.
And to think... it was 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' on the Death Star..... :/
No trap, but put your Paizo alias in a message with the request, I've gotten where I ignore non Paizo folks.DON'T DO IT!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!** spoiler omitted **
Well, I put in the request before I read this last bit. But, I added a message afterward.
Has anyone else noticed Luke had a tendancy to get everyone around him killed.I second that.I mean every one who had the misfortune of flying with him dies. Even when the co-pilot in his snow speader kept telling him that there was a problem, Luke goes right ahead and gets him killed. What does this tell us?
** spoiler omitted **
Luke sucks up all the good luck around him, like a Defiler in Dark Sun 2nd ed sucking up the ambient mana. All the amazing sh*t Luke does, which would kill most full Jedi, upsets the balance in the universe... so lots of people around him have to die to balance it all out.
Example: Luke beats Vader and the Emperor, and turns his pop back from the Dark Side. This creates an imbalance... so thousands of Imperial soldiers and innocent contractors have to die when the Death Star goes boom.
That would make a great feat.
Jinx
You can make yourself lucky at the expense of your friends and allies.
Benefit: Once per day plus once a day for every other level you can choose to get get a +1 luck bonus on all attack rolls and Skill rolls as well as a +1 to Ac for five minutes.
This bonus increases by a +1 for every five levels you have.
Special: All allies within 30 feet get a -1 luck bonus for every +1 you get.
Thats funny...for I also have about 30 Marvel Legends figures thrown about my geek room.*sigh* It's no fun being ignored. You all take care.You out bud? Sorry I was trying to get the kids to pick up their room, they have 187 Marvel heroes thrown about.
You should have seen how mad Kellen got when his little sister took a Sharpie to his X-23 figure. Now she looks like X-23's friggin shadow.
......The Sith don't compare to the power of the Time Lords. I will go back and wipe you all from the face of the Galaxy. Bow before me.You might want to go back and use some wrinkle cream... damn dude, your face is messed up!
Yeah... and you can back and think of something better to say while you're at it. So did you used blow your nose with a Brill-O pad when you were a kid? That would explain your face.
Yeah... and you can back and think of something better to say while you're at it. So did you used blow your nose with a Brill-O pad when you were a kid? That would explain your face.......The Sith don't compare to the power of the Time Lords. I will go back and wipe you all from the face of the Galaxy. Bow before me.You might want to go back and use some wrinkle cream... damn dude, your face is messed up!
Actually, my face got all messed up brushing up against your unshaven face you shim!
You should have seen how mad Kellen got when his little sister took a Sharpie to his X-23 figure. Now she looks like X-23's friggin shadow.Thats funny...for I also have about 30 Marvel Legends figures thrown about my geek room.*sigh* It's no fun being ignored. You all take care.You out bud? Sorry I was trying to get the kids to pick up their room, they have 187 Marvel heroes thrown about.
Oooooo
That sucks. And is funny at the same time.
"karmic bulldrek"That would make a great feat.
Jinx
You can make yourself lucky at the expense of your friends and allies.
Benefit: Once per day plus once a day for every other level you can choose to get get a +1 luck bonus on all attack rolls and Skill rolls as well as a +1 to Ac for five minutes.
This bonus increases by a +1 for every five levels you have.
Special: All allies within 30 feet get a -1 luck bonus for every +1 you get.
Fighter: Ha! My Luck bonus saved me again! w00t!
Mage: Yeah, but my spell crit failed and set my clothes on fire.Cleric: And I dropped my mace on my foot and broke a couple toes!
Fighter: Too bad, sucks to be you!
Rogue: *I'm tired of this...* {sneaks up behind fighter and tries to slit fighter's throat}
Rogue: Wha-?! {trips and falls on both short swords}
You should have seen how mad Kellen got when his little sister took a Sharpie to his X-23 figure. Now she looks like X-23's friggin shadow.Thats funny...for I also have about 30 Marvel Legends figures thrown about my geek room.*sigh* It's no fun being ignored. You all take care.You out bud? Sorry I was trying to get the kids to pick up their room, they have 187 Marvel heroes thrown about.Oooooo
That sucks. And is funny at the same time.
If you think that's funny, she also got his Moon Knight, Havok, Punisher, X-Force Wolverine, Nick Fury, both Symbiote Spider Men, and his Venom.... not a good night in the Moore house.
If you think that's funny, she also got his Moon Knight, Havok, Punisher, X-Force Wolverine, Nick Fury, both Symbiote Spider Men, and his Venom.... not a good night in the Moore house.You should have seen how mad Kellen got when his little sister took a Sharpie to his X-23 figure. Now she looks like X-23's friggin shadow.Thats funny...for I also have about 30 Marvel Legends figures thrown about my geek room.*sigh* It's no fun being ignored. You all take care.You out bud? Sorry I was trying to get the kids to pick up their room, they have 187 Marvel heroes thrown about.Oooooo
That sucks. And is funny at the same time.
It's like your reading off my toybox... :P
But the power of the Jill is making the Jacks insignificant...ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.I thought that the power of the Jacks involved throwing parties...*blush*
Awwww, shucks. You're too kind.
*SQUEAL*
She has spoken to me...I am FAVORED!!!!!!!
But the power of the Jill is making the Jacks insignificant...ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.I thought that the power of the Jacks involved throwing parties...*blush*
Awwww, shucks. You're too kind.
*SQUEAL*
She has spoken to me...I am FAVORED!!!!!!!
*giggle*
You should come to one of the Jacks parties. There's tequila. And rum. And we do all sorts of fun things I can't remember in the morning. ^.^
But the power of the Jill is making the Jacks insignificant...ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.I thought that the power of the Jacks involved throwing parties...*blush*
Awwww, shucks. You're too kind.
*SQUEAL*
She has spoken to me...I am FAVORED!!!!!!!*giggle*
You should come to one of the Jacks parties. There's tequila. And rum. And we do all sorts of fun things I can't remember in the morning. ^.^
Oh am I considered worthy??
*SWOON*
Oh you don't have to tell me that, I've always gotten along better with the fairer sex. But my little girl's future boyfriends had better beware... I remeber what I still do to her mother. :PFixed it for ya! :P
Every chance I get. It's like we always say, Sex may not be the most important thing in a marriage, but it sure as hell ain't number 2! ;)
*giggle*
You should come to one of the Jacks parties. There's tequila. And rum. And we do all sorts of fun things I can't remember in the morning. ^.^
Oh am I considered worthy??
*SWOON*
*splashes water on the new girl*
You okay, sweetie?
....yes mistress. Am I ready to proclaim the greatness of the Jill to others???