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Days
School transmutation; Level sorcerer/wizard 9
Casting Time 1 day
Components V, S, M (a leather bound planner worth 2gp)
Range close see text
Target see text
Duration see text
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance yes
You create an additional 24 hour period between any two days of the week. The caster chooses at casting time between which to days the new day will be inserted.
Detect Fairy
School divination; Level cleric 0, druid 0, paladin 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 0
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S (flick of the wrist)
Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target or Area one creature
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no
You determine whether a male creature is same sex oriented. You can determine whether the creature is top/bottom pitcher/catcher. The spell can penetrate barriers, but 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of 'wood' or dirt blocks it.
Create Waiter
School conjuration (creation); Level bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S, M (a white napkin)
Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target one invisible, mindless, shapeless waiter
Duration 1 hour/level
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no
The waiter is an invisible, mindless, shapeless force that serves drink or food at your command. It can run and fetch things, and hold chairs, as well as clean a table. The waiter can perform only one activity at a time, but it repeats the same activity over and over again if told to do so as long as you remain within range. It can open only normal doors, drawers, lids, and the like. It has an effective Strength score of 2 (so it can lift 20 pounds or drag 100 pounds). It can trigger traps and such, but it can exert only 20 pounds of force, which is not enough to activate certain pressure plates and other devices. It can't perform any task that requires a skill check with a DC higher than 10 or that requires a check using a skill that can't be used untrained. This waiter cannot fly, climb, or even swim (though it can walk on water). Its base speed is 15 feet.
Charlie Bell
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case, GameMastery Maps Subscriber)
Magic Thistle
School conjuration (creation) [plant]; Level druid 0
Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S
Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect up to 4 square feet of thistle/level
Duration instantaneous
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no
This spell causes any variety of thistle decided by the caster at casting time to grow from any available soil. The thistle will be of full maturity and may spread naturally thereafter.